The Generic Homepage Players
Whoops. Did I attract some unwanted attention by putting the word "players" in my site. Now really, if you came here because you misunderstood the word, I have no idea what the hell you're doing at this site.
Writer/Director/Makes sure his omnipotent presence is realized
Executive Producer/Music Composer/Plans to stab everyone in the back
Costume Designer/Makes tacky clothes and cruel sarcastic comments
Editor/Makes everyone else feel superior
Does nothing/Is his own worst enemy/Nerds the place up