God Loves Laughter
A boy was trying to understand the nature of God. He said, "God, how long is a million years to you?" God answers: "A million years is like a minute."
So the boy asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny." The boy thought quietly for a bit, then he asked: "God, could you give me a penny?" And God says: "In a minute."