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black cow verse:
Tragedie Of Lepropais
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FOR MR. MOO DOO
MONTREAL - Moo Doo, Louisiana's folksy third party candidate, has pulled out of the race for
President. Dogged by scandal since he announced his bid for the White House just
two months ago, the precocious bag of composted cow manure told supporters on
Thursday he would keep his options open for 2008, but was no longer in the running
for this November's prize...
YOKEN'S TO CLOSE
A NATION MOURNS
On New Hampshire's narrow stretch of seacoast, the sun is setting
on more than a half century of home cookin'. Owners of Yoken's
Restaurant and Gift Shop, a Portsmouth landmark for decades,
have announced plans to close the historic eatery on September
26th...
EDITOR RESIGNS. FEUD ERUPTS
BETWEEN RIVAL SUCCESSORS.
When $6,000 worth of White Out correction fluid went missing from Black Cow Press, it
wasn't long before suspicion came to rest on managing editor and former mayor of North
Las Vegas, Norman Plume...
black cow verse:
The Tragedie of Lepropais
This verse fragment from the epic Melatauros Cycle, was discovered in
Delphi in 1255, and has since been dated to the late 3rd century BC. It
follows the episodic adventures of a Greek prince journeying from
Sparta to Byzantium. This section of parchment contains the oldest
extant reference to goat song or "tragoidia," the origin of our English
"tragedy."
Xtreme
Engineering
with Butch Halvorsen,
and special guest, Bob Le Builder
"Remember Bob? He helped us out with those missile defense systems last year. The
guy's clever as hell, and just so no one accuses ol' Butch of being a unilateralist, we've
decided to bring him back for this one...
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