What's Up With Dubs? Bush Survey

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Issue #10: "MORE ON W."

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Readers' Poll: "Wassup wit' Dubs?"

It's been called the biggest enigma since Nikita Khrushchev brandished a clunky Russian shoe and promised to bury us. While liberals have scratched their heads over the issue for the last four years, the debate has recently re-emerged in Washington with politicians on both sides watching his every move for clues that might answer the question...

Dubya... Crazy, stupit or Nasty?

-J. Dennis Hastert (Speaker of the House)
"I've met him. Guy's a wack job."

-Nancy Pelosi (Representative, D-CA)
"I wouldn't say crazy, and I wouldn't say nasty, so..."

-Barbara Bush (Mother)
"Nasty. My boy is really quite bright."

-George H.W. Bush (Father)
"For Chrissakes, Barb, he is not bright. Stop covering for him."

-Ghost of Idi Amin (Dictator, Deceased)
"He is a good leader. It requires all three."