ABEHM
A Brown Eyed Handsome Man

NOTE: I'm not using any templates, and my HTML coding skills are rudimentary at best. Therefore, there are no permalinks. If you look under ARCHIVES, to the right, you'll generally find an active link to a copy of the current day's page. If you want to link to something on this page, you should, instead, link to the archive copy, under this day's date. The stuff on this page changes; the archive copy should stay put.

The ARCHIVE heading itself is a link to a page where you can see what's become of my two previous blogs, MAJOR ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT'S WEBBLOG and DOC NEBULA'S EASTERN OREGON DUM DUM DEPRESSION BLOG.

Due to some publishing stuff that may or may not actually happen with some of my writing, I recently got a PAY PAL account, and since I got a PAY PAL account, and I'm currently unemployed and broke, and I think I'm a good writer and my writing should be worth money, I figured I'd stick a PAY PAL button on this site. Obviously, its use is entirely optional, but hey, if you feel I provided you with something of worth and you feel moved to make a donation, knock yourself out. I wanted one of those cool little 'don't forget to tip the website' buttons all the big kids seem to have, but I guess they aren't available as one of Pay Pal's free options. The button is at the top of my links list on the right of the blog itself. Go nuts.

And if you think I'm a soulless mercenary or just, you know, dreaming that anyone is gonna PAY me for this nonsense, you're probably right. There's a comment thread below. Go nuts there, too.

June 15 2003 FATHER'S DAY

This one is going out to DANIEL PASTOREK, who in February of 1961 impregnated his fiance on her 18th birthday, and who then, over the course of the next nine months, permanently abandoned her and her unborn child.

Way to go, Dad. You're a class act. I especially liked the thing where you told Mom you'd have a whole bunch of your friends show up in court and swear under oath that they'd slept with her too, so the kid could just as easily be theirs as yours, if she tried to sue. That was exceptionally mature of you, I think.

Damn, you child abandoning pricks must really miss those hazy crazy days before DNA testing, huh?


I will never be safe
I will never be sane
I will always be weird inside
I will always be lame
father of mine
tell me what do you see?
when you look back on your wasted life
and you don't see me?


My last blog post was up for four days and it got no comments, and frankly, that's just annoying. I know I have a very small audience here, but... well, we've been through this before. When I swing by here and see 'no comments' staring back at me multiple times over four days, it's a slap in the face that I just don't need. So I'm doing this entry, because I'd been planning to do the above Father's Day thing for a while, but after this I will probably either stop blogging or go back to private blogging, where I don't mind not getting comments because I expect none. You have been so advised.

There's stupid mundane domestic life shit going on here, but not a whole lot.

Friday the 13th passed without negative incident.

Paul's dog Chewie has figured out some way to slip, Houdini-like, out of his harness whenever Paul puts him out on his chain, so now Paul isn't putting him out on his chain any more, and Chewie is driving us both nuts, constantly wanting to be taken for walks.

I ran my RPG Friday night; my three players seemed impressed with the level of detail my campaign has, but seemed completely at sea as to what to do or how to proceed in one of the most simple scenarios I've ever put together, so I really don't know what's going to happen there. These guys seem to need to be led around by the hand and told what to do and how to do it, and, well, that's not how I DM.

I've been mostly watching the 4th Season of BUFFY and little else. Paul's buds stop by generally at least once a day. Most of them are cool. One of them seems to be kind of an ass... he likes to come by and brag about all the women who are paying attention to him, and show off little private sex notes they've passed to him at work, which I personally think is simply shitty behavior on many levels... he's invading the privacy of the women involved, and he's strutting his success with women in front of a couple of guys who haven't been laid in years, one of whom is supposed to be his friend. But, the guy is Paul's friend, so I'm diplomatic around him.

Pat showed up... brother Pat, not friend Pat... to see if Paul wanted to go with him to visit Paul's father Bill out at the home where Bill is today. Of course, Pat hadn't called first at any point, so Paul was still in bed when he showed up (well, I was, too). So now Paul is feeling somewhat guilty because he forgot about Father's Day, and also because of the little chuckle in Pat's voice when he said "And he's still in bed". Pat's the most successful member of our entire generation of our family, and I'm proud of him, but he's really judgemental a lot of the time, and since the standards he judges people by are the fairly typical social standards of an affluent church going conservative, it's even more annoying than it would be anyway. Paul's sleeping late isn't anyone's business but Paul's, and if Pat had bothered to call us before he just dropped by at 11:30 on a Sunday morning, Paul would have been up and ready to go see his dad with him. Beyond that, when Paul starts his new job, I'm sure there will be many occasions when he's still asleep at 11:30 a.m., because he worked all night. Christ, I'm glad Pat would never think to offer his guest room to me when I find myself homeless. He'd be driving me crazy if I were living out there with him.

Beyond that, nothing much to report. Paul showed me where there was a Kash n' Karry a couple of miles from his place... it's a nice store, but just far enough away that I'll probably continue to do my shopping at the U-Save that is a few blocks closer, and which isn't so nice. Zephyrhills is too fucking hot in the summer for me to walk an extra half mile just to get a better selection of groceries.

Have not heard from Jonathan as yet on the Jeff Webb book.

I have started getting email from someone named Louis who is reading a lot of my fiction and commenting on it, and that's pleasant.

My allergies seem under control, since friend Pat brought over a stack of... hold on... Zyrtec-D 12 hour sample pills, which are comprised of 5mg of cetirizine HCI and 120mg of pseudophedrine HCI.

Several of the charges I've put on my debit card over the past week hit all at once and really nuked my bank account... the $704 high water mark I had right after my last Unemployment check has dwindled to around $250. But that's fine, since the stuff that I spent the money on is all pretty much necessary... two months rental at the storage facility currently keeping the weather off all my books, and paying Paul's electric bill online.

Oh, I walked over to the Kash n' Karry yesterday to pick up raw materials for chocolate chip cookies... Paul seemed inordinately impressed that I was going to mix up a batch from scratch. They didn't turn out great, but they're edible, and home made chocolate chip cookies are better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish any time.

We're still seeing the occasional roach out front, especially when we have food cooking, but I haven't seen one back here in a week or so, and I like it that way.

Go ahead. Don't put any comments on this entry. You'll be looking at it for a long time, though.


THE INEVITABLE DISCLAIMER

By generally accepted social standards, I'm not a likable guy. I'm not saying that to get cheap reassurances. It's simply the truth. I regard many social conventions in radically different ways than most people do, I have many many controversial opinions, and I tend to state them pretty forthrightly. This is not a formula for popularity in any social continuum I've ever experienced.

In my prior blogs, I took the fairly standard attitude: if you don't like my opinions or my blog, don't read the fucking thing.

Having given that some more thought, though, I'm not going to say that this time around, because I've realized that what this is basically saying is, 'if you don't like what I have to say, tough, I don't want to hear it, don't even bother to tell me, just go away'.

And that's actually a pretty worthless attitude. It's basically saying, 'I don't want to hear anything except unconditional agreement and approval'. And that's nonsense. This is still a free country... for a little while longer, anyway... and if you really feel you just gotta send me a flame, or post one on my comment threads (assuming they actually work, which I cannot in any way guarantee) then by all means, knock yourself out.

Unless your flame is exceptionally cogent, witty, or stylish, though, I will most likely ignore it. You do have a right to say anything you want (although I'm not sure that's a right when you're doing it in my comment threads, but hey, you can certainly send all the emails you want). However, I have an equal right not to read anything I don't feel like reading... and I'm really quick with the delete key... as various angry folks have found in the past, when they decided they just had to do their absolute level best to make me as miserable as possible.

So, if you don't like my opinions, feel free to say so. However, if I find absolutely nothing worthwhile in your commentary, I will almost certainly not respond to it in any way.

Stupidity, ignorance, intolerance... these things are only worth my time and attention if they're entertaining. So unless you can be stupid, ignorant, and/or intolerant with enough wit, style, and/or panache to amuse me... try to be smart, informed, and broad minded when you write me.

Like it? Hate it? Hit me with your best shot.


 

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WHO IS THIS IDIOT, ANYWAY?

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Thorsday, 5/8/03

Frey's Day, 5/9/03

Day of the Sun, 5/11/03

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Tewes Day, 5/13/03

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Thor's Day, 6/5/03

Satyr's Day, 6/7/03

Moon's Day, 6/9/03

Tewes' Day, 6/10/03

Thor's Day, 6/12/03

OTHER FINE LOOKIN WEBLOGS:

Pen-Elayne on the Web

Inkgrrl

Blue Streak by Devra

Emily Jones

Dean's World

BROWN EYED HANDSOME ARTICLES OF NOTE:

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN, MARK EVANIER & ME: Robert Heinlein's Influence on Modern Day Superhero Comics

KILL THEM ALL AND LET NEO SORT THEM OUT: The Essential Immorality of The Matrix

HEINLEIN: The Man, The Myth, The Whackjob

BILL OF GOODS: The Words of A Heinlein Fan Like Nearly Every Other Heinlein Fan I've Ever Met, But More Polite

FIRST RAPE, THEN PILLAGE, THEN BURN: S.M. Stirling shows us terror... in a handful of alternate histories

DOING COMICS THE STAINLESS STEVE ENGLEHART WAY!by "John Jones" (that's me, D. Madigan), & Jeff Clem, with annotations by Steve Englehart

JOHN JONES: THREAT OR MENACE!

FUNERAL FOR A FRIENDSHIP

Why I Disliked Carol Kalish And Don't Care If Peter David Disagrees With Me

MARTIAN VISION, by John Jones, the Manhunter from Marathon, IL

BROWN EYED HANDSOME GEEK STUFF:

Doc Nebula's Phantasmagorical Fan Page!

THE OMNIVERSE TIMELINE

World Of Empire Fantasy Roleplaying Campaign The Jeff Webb Art Site

BROWN EYED HANDSOME FICTION (mostly):

NOVELS: [* = not yet written]

Universal Maintenance

Universal Agent*

Universal Law*

Time Watch

Endgame

Earthquest

Earthgame*

Warren's World

Warlord of Erberos

Return to Erberos*

ZAP FORCE #1: ROYAL BLOOD

Memoir:

In The Early Morning Rain

Short Stories:

Positive

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Leadership

Talkin' 'bout My Girl

No Good Angel

No Time Like The Present

Pursuit of Happiness

The Last One

Pursuit of Happiness

Return To Sender

Halo

Primogenitor

Alleged Humor:

Ask A Bastard!

On The Road Again

Meeting of the Mindless

Star Drek

THE ADVENTURES OF FATHER O'BRANNIGAN

Fan Fic:

The Captain and the Queen

A Day Unlike Any Other (Iron Mike & Guardian)

DOOM Unto Others! (Iron Mike & Guardian)

Starry, Starry Night(Iron Mike & Guardian)

A Friend In Need (Blackstar & Guardian)

All The Time In The World(Blackstar)

The End of the Innocence(Iron Mike & Guardian)

And Be One Traveler(Iron Mike & Guardian)

BROWN EYED HANDSOME COMICS SCRIPTS & PROPOSALS:

SERAPHIM 66

AMAZONIA by D.A. Madigan & Nancy Champion (7 pages final script)

AMAZONIA (Alternate Draft 1)

AMAZONIA (Alternate Draft 2)

AMAZONIA (World Timeline)

TEAM VENTURE by Darren Madigan and Mike Norton

FANTASTIC FOUR 2099, by D.A. Madigan!

BROWN EYED HANDSOME CARTOONS:

DOC NEBULA'S CARTOON FUN PAGE!

DOC NEBULA'S CARTOON FUN, PAGE 2!

DOC NEBULA'S CARTOON FUN, PAGE 3!

WEIRD WAR COMICS COVER ART.

ULTRASPEED!

Help Us, Batman...

JLA Membership drive

Don't Leave Us, Batman...!

Ever wondered what happened to the World's Finest Super-team?

Two heroes meet their editor...

At the movies with some legendary Silver Age sidekicks...

What really happened to Kandor...

Ever wondered how certain characters managed to get into the Legion of Superheroes?

A never before seen panel from the Golden Age of Comics...

BOOM!

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