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| The Sturgeon View By: Benzilla
Oh where to begin, that's always the problem I have upon starting this column. Well lets start up with with pre-show events. I arrived at the Rendevouz at 1:30pm, which I'm aware is spelt wrong but will be considered correct for my column. Set up for the shows is quite the intresting event to view. For the most part, we'll just skip alot of details involved there. Whenever there wasn't anything to do for set up, we (me, Kyle, Nick) were shooting my randomly created ideas for the randomly thought up segments on Ref Kyle's training for his arm wrestling match against Shortstack later that night. Hopefully they'll find there way to the Home Video tape, just because I enjoy seeing my ideas used (see Spanish Stew for example). I won't give away anything just incase none of it gets used, or likewise does get used but I'll mention that we had fun with cabbage, microwaved pancakes, and the various people (Col. Tom, Wizard of Todd, Weasel, and some others) who popped in on the tape. If anything, it was fun too do and killed time. "They'll only draw 25 for this one" Yes, just like one would figure, alot of people felt we wouldn't have many people going to this show. I however was confident that we would indeed fill the place up, and we did. I remember trying to figure out where we could put chairs due to having a lack of space issue. Lines such as that tend to backfire on you, such as the famous "Yeah that'll put asses in seats" from Tony Shivonie or however its spelt...course that came from Eric Bischoff. In anycase, I myself sold about half of the (figured in a sarcastic way) 25 people. What really pisses me off is if your going to be negative about things while working for the company that your being negative about, what the hell are you doing in it to begin with? There's a big differance in critiquing and just being a negative asshole. Wrestling....Yaaaaaay! By the way, I feel guilty of using that line so much, and applying it to virtually everything but damn its catchy. I use it all the time, even for non-wrestling related things as to alot of people. Anyways, after the hours and hours of set up and what not, the show begins and gives a pretty damn good opener that got the crowd going and set a tempo for the night, just like an opening match should do. "Diablo" John Johnson def. Marco Stylz....and I'm still not sure why we yell "Marco....Polo" when Stylz is out there, as it really doesn't relate to much but his first name, regardless someone always does/will yell Polo. I still don't see what anyone that was involved in the ACW Heavyweight Title hunt really did to show they had a shot comming to them, but I digress. Josie ends all your anthrax worries! Not a bad ladies match at all, Josie is still madly over. The crowd probably would have been more active had it not been a newbie to ACW, but it wasn't so bad. Miss Thraxx is hot I say. Eventualy she defeats Miss Thraxx. Ref Kyle goes 2-0...thanks to Nick and I's training? I missed most of this match thanks to a certain Izzy Awsome calling me on my cell asking me something about where he is...I think. Neither one of us is still sure, regardless his cell phone sucks royal. Despite missing most of the match, I still know that Kyle beat Shortstack due to having a sudden rush of strength via pie. Was it the pie, or was it the greatest training combo in the world today? I think the latter, and naturally would. Col. Tom also challanged Kyle to a match for next month, who knows someone just might be crazy enough to make it happen. I know for sure I wouldn't willingly climb in there...you know, my ankle and all. Serrano beats ShimDogs Yes indeed, Serrano defeated ShimDogg. I don't remember much about this match, go figure. I don't remember any big moves done either...I remember yelling crap at Ken Anderson though...and wanting it to be intermission because I had to piss and was to lazy to get up...probably a good match though, I notice those stinker matches. XXXplicitly Contented beer doesn't make a good Spanish Stew This match was a roller coaster, started low with the massive beat down, the wrestling itself sent it up high, and that ending well....moving on. Naturally as part of the Stew Crew, this was the big markout match of the night..as I'm sure everyone can agree, that that ending stinked but not much can be done about it. Its a sports entertainment finish. The match itself was good, the crowd was red-hot, and the Stew Crew came out with headaches due to screaming so loud. Those NWA:WI Tag Belts....ummm....very different style then most. Red leather...rock on. However, later that night during the After-Party, I'd like to share this quote via Dinn T Moore: (to Baliey Manix)"You guys may have won the belts, but do you have a crew?". Dinty was also nice enough to get me a soda for my absolutly broke-unemployed-currently injured ass. Speaking of food, apparently Dinty found Bailey's face as a nice chew toy via the teeth marks on his face. Nice set up for next month, I look forward to match. Possibly may have some more memebers of the Stew Crew too. Jewish Intermission The Jew brings us to intermission, and denies the crowd pies unless we get a picture with Josie...well I for one already have my personalized autograph picture, complete with her willingly written message of "To Benzilla: The Biggest Stud in Wisconsin"....but no pie. How much is the membership to the Buck 25 Gym Shoe Club? Ken is funny on the stick, that's for sure. Cuts a good promo in the ring before the match starts off. Joey E. eventually uses his Greased Up Skinny powers to overcome Kamikaze Ken in what I thought was a good match. Afterwords, Ken attacks Byron...a very very intresting move. Does this mean Ken has gone face...which he kinda sorta was, and will Adrian Serrano follow Ken or stick with Byron...or was Ken's beatdown a wake up call to Byron? Who knows, but it should be intresting to watch. Big Pimpin' Commish Style Ain't Easy This was a wacky match, it really was. Glad to see J-Real venture out to faceland, but I hope he gets a gimmick soon. Norwoods got a cool pimp hat, and needs ho's for my personal viewing. I also learned that Shane Hills is no more, its "Fiddy"....I couldn't tell if Mike Winters was saying Fiddy or Viddy. He's gotta listen to some gangsters or someone who speaks ebonics say Fifty. The ending was absolutly messed up, and left pretty much everyone I think, lost as to what happened. That and the handcuffs from hell. Lets Get Wild! First off, the 2 promos that Johnson and Blaze cut we're very good. I would like to see a feud between them based off that Johnson won't bring back the prestige that Blaze would have, and so on. Again, I don't see what either of these guys did to get here but then again what did Dys do to earn the title shot? Or Jordan for that matter. Blaze lost to Dys last month, month before that he lost. Johnson pretty much came outta no where and lost last month to Marco Stylez. Regardless, both Dys and Jordan gained alot from being the champion and got big pushes. From what I saw the match was good, and the celebration that happened after Johnson won sent a good ending note to the crowd I think. I just really hope to see a feud or return match between Johnson and Blaze. Overall thoughts are that ACW has pulled itself out of the rut that I felt existed during the 2 Field Sports Center shows, and with one hell of a show comming up on June 26th, the summer is looking big for ACW. Things You Didn't Know This is the newest additon to my column, probably a 1 time thing such as "Household Cleaning Tips w/ Big Bob", and my other additions. But for "Things You Didn't Know" this time, I'll pass along things that Busty Loads was nice enough to tell me: Busty has a Cactus Jack tattoo Busty has a "Best of Tape" but J-Real isn't on it Busty fought Balls Mahoney once, and Busty got hit hard by a chair...Balls is a chair swinging freak Busty also fought Ian Rotten...there was more to it then that, but I forgot. J-Real also has some "Things You Didn't Know": J-Real enjoys bowling with his pants down J-Real also claims to have a large wang J-Real wore a Spongebob T-Shirt AND Spongebob boxers, he's color coordnated. And that's all for The Sturgeon View 6
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