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| The Sturgeon View By: Benzilla
Today's Saftey Tip: Don't run for Liggets Today's "Did You Notice?": ACW and NWA (or the Heels and Faces same differance) entered from seperate entrances...least I think they did I almost didn't make this show on time again, thanks to the fractured right ankle of mine. Spending 2 and half hours in a hospital wasn't my exact ideal plan..so as soon as I got out we were off to The Coop which is why I ended up not wearing my F.O.R.K. shirt. Going into the actual card, I felt it was lacking something and that this might be one of ACW's meh shows...how wrong I was. This is definatly a show that's on my "buy on tape" list. In an unrelated note The Coop is also in the middle of no where, lol...oh well. I'm glad there wasn't dirt everywhere, that'd suck for those of us who can only get around right now on crutches. Upon arival I find out Big Bob is working security...if I hadn't fractured my ankle I'd give Bob a run for his money. Let The Light Shine The day I thought that wouldn't ever happen finally had, after months of pimping out the name ACW finally offically uses my dubbed name for Jose and Dinty "Spanish Stew". Complete with poster...*insert me going mark here* Before the show even gets going, Bob decides we're going to sit in the dark for 6 minutes. lol. This gives time to what I'm glad to see come back, the pies! Jason Jerry also announces that he won't be running ACW. That shouldn't be a shock if you've read the boards. We also learn that there will be an ACW Commissioner announced tonight. He also tells us another thing I thought I'd never here: AJ Styles & The Fallen Angel Chrispher Daniels will be in ACW June 26th!!! After all that, it leads to more time killing as we're told some jokes by various ACW crew. Micheal Jackson jokes always give a laugh. After more pies, we're ready to go. J-Real vs Red Lightning Our opening match I initally felt was going to be good, instead it didn't take long for a blotched spot...and another one....well so much for Red being in that list of fair wrestlers. He didn't even respond to the Carrot Top chants or work the crowd at all. Meh...bring in Steve Stone. Finally the match ends with Red pinning J-Real. Again, my plea to ACW: Bring in Stone.... It is freakin hot and sweaty in The Coop... I forget the order but I think it was about this time we get the Hills/J-Cash & Big John segment. Orgianlly this was supposed to be Kujo's ACW return...but again if you've seen the boards from a few weeks ago you know what happened. Regardless, it ends up with Hills/J-Cash being able to choose Big John's partner...and in what I thought was going to be the last thing that ever happened in ACW, they choose Reff Kyle. I didn't believe it at all, I was waiting for something to happen where he wouldn't really end up as John's partner (dubbed "Denmark's Finest"). I think this is when Kyle gets a pie to the face by Hills...I agree that it shoulda happened in the ring so everyone could see, but meh. Mixed Tag: Shimdog, Joey E, & Josie vs. XXXplicit Content & Mia Martinez Did we say Mia Martinez? We meant Weasel..yes Dan its with an e. Not to be an asshole, but I've had it with these no-shows, or switches, or whatever the hell the reason is...anyways, we get Weasel instead of Mia...good 'nuff. Josie is quite over...I thought the wrestling here was good, and eventually it ends up with Weasel getting pinned by Josie. Let's assume this is where we get the Spanish Stew & Anderson/Serrano segment. Words can't express how cool it is to hear them announced as Spanish Stew...Anderson decides to do to me like he did to Bob back at the Cecil show back on Jan. 3rd, that being he took a mouthful of water and spit it as me...well other then the spit part it was refreshing. So this is where I couldn't hear alot of whatever was being said. Something with Byron going off with a Din T Moore stew can....Jose sounds like Cheech and/or Chong. lol. And seeing how Dinty mentioned it, the Sturgeon Bay boys present the newest fan faction in ACW, The Stew Crew...as much as I hoped for a more creative name, once its mentioned outloud it sticks. John Johnson vs. Marco Stylz I'll assume this match happened next..this is one of those times it'd be nice if I could actually remember what happened wrestling wise. I thought the match was a good one and served it's purpose. Joey Eastman lets me know during intermission that I probably wouldn't have fracture my ankle if I wasn't fat. I'm still trying to come up with something to fire back with...I should have mentioned how much shorter he was then me or something....hell better then saying nothing. We also get a The Thrill vs Izzy chugging contest...The Thrill wins with no problem. NWA:WI Tag Title Semifinal>>Spanish Stew vs Kamikaze Ken & Adrian Serrano I felt this was the match of the night for sure..but that's probably biased because The Stew was in it. I think the Speed/Brawler combo that exists for the Stew is good, as is the Technical/All Around mix Anderson and Serrano have going mix in the charima of The Stew, Anderson have and that'd be why this match ruled all. I wanted to see Jose do the "920" (that'd be the 419 for you WWE fans *gag*) but Anderson broke it up. Some great action here, and Dinty gave into our "Bite" chants not once but twice. lol. I take back any comments I made many months ago that Dinty would suck as a face. Match might have gone just a little too long though...My mom also has the hots for Dinty I think...eventually I believe Byron cost Anderson and Serrano the match by using the Din T Moore stew can on Serrano's head accidentally. Spanish Stew pulls off the "upset". After the match, XXXplicit Content talk some smack to the Stew..and Dan's erase-a-board finds its way into the ring with the "Spanish Stew = NWA:WI Tag Champs" written on it. Then the infamous staredown of DOOOOM! They even switch spots... Eric Priest vs. Brandon Blaze - NWA Wisconsin Title Remember when I said I'm starting to hate all these switches no matter what the reason? Change number 3 for this card: Priest loses the NWA:WI title to Blaze...least I think he does? Until ACW champ Dysfunction challanges him to an on the spot match. Again, I should try to remember these matches more...but I don't remember anything happening that sucked so that's good. lol. It'd be nice to see that top rope used if your going to have "Greased Up Skinny's" fighting. That or these guys had better gain a couple hundered pounts to please some of those in the crowd that want 2 big fat over grown guys to roll around in the ring. ACW's Armageddon Match: Denmarks Finest (Reff Kyle & Big John Holmes vs Shane Hills and J-Cash Its ACW's Armageddon match because I certainly never saw it comming, this ranks to the Cubs winning this years World Series I think as far as predictablity goes. Its Reff Kyle comming out to Right Said Fred's "I'm To Sexy", its the song he sings at Karoke (you know where we sit around in our Jedi robes). Anyways, Kyle's workin the crowd and being accompanied by the Miller Light Girls (Bob says to drink Bud Light). There's no way that this wasn't the highlight of Kyle's life, lol. Kyle gets involved into the match by taking away the chair from Hills. He also pushed J-Cash and did some other minor fighting...and then in what will be ACW's biggest upset of the year: Kyle gets the pin on Hills! Kyle: 1, Hills: 0. The crowd has gone apeshit to say the least. lol. Kyle deserved all of it for the work he does for ACW, I'm pretty sure he got almost all of those sponsors for the show...and I've never heard that many places mentioned ever during a show. After the match, Hills goes protesting to Jason Jerry. Jason's half in the bag, and announces the new ACW Commissioner: Rob Norwood. I think that's a pretty good decision even more so to build the NWA vs ACW thing...or the Norwood vs Hills thing...or just for shits and giggles. And that'll do it for this 5th episode of The Sturgeon View. |