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GoldenAstralHawk: Complain', feck the feelin', of my testicles being too revealing, little penguins bein' helpless, at my toes I kick 'em in the balls, kick 'em in the balls, kick 'em in the bloody balls..


GoldenAstralHawk: I don't need ppl looking at me for recording: "Oy, yeah, the little keck penguin, slappin' at me bloody arse fins.." in public.


GoldenAstralHawk: I like the meat puppets that the goats make.


GoldenAstralhawk: their eyes hypnotize and their semen is like a truth serum, they can make us do what they want...like little bearers of the Force...the Jedi are angry...


 



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