These are all the people of our sick, twisted world, the people you'll get to know if you hang around long enough.

Baaahgar The Magnificent - Thought to be the one warrior who could free the not yet enslaved goats from the tyranny of the LOG. 'Twas not to be, for Baaahgar the Magnificent was none other than Baaahgar the Pig-Monkey Wearing a Goat-Suit. First Appearance: Short Stories

Billy Bob - A rotund queer who hangs around Rob, because he wants a piece of that action. Has a warcry of "purple daisies". No one likes him. First Appearance: Testiculean 1.

Blarnaboo - He is the Politest Goat Executioner. Sadly he is no longer with us, having been dismembered in duck raid. It was a sad day that day, the day when the prisoners wept, for their executioner would hiss and spit at them in lieu of offering sweetmeats and mints. First Appearance: One-Liners

Jigger - The renegade penguin, goes against the rest of the tribe in order to see the good in the world come about. He isn't a passive penguin. First Appearance: Testiculean 1 (not mentioned by name).

Kyria - A beautiful girl who likes to run around in Jurassic furs. Is enamoured with Rob, the up-and-coming hero of the Resistance. First Appearance: Testiculean 1.

Sporksters - A Sporkster is a participant in the pig-monkeys' game of sporks. They gather together and duel with the not-a-fork/not-a-spoon/sometimes-microwave-safe combination weapon. For a time, many were wiped out by the LOG, because of their prowess in battle, but they are reviving, my friend, they are coming back. First Appearance: Short Stories

Sir Oinkla of Weecheechee - Also known as the Last Sporkster. He was the last of the trained combatants and did much to further the revival of this sport as a proper tradition. First Appearance: Short Stories

Bright-and-Shiny - Helped create the world. Not much else is known. First Appearance: Short Stories

Silvery-Glittery - Helped create the world. Not much else is known. First Appearance: Short Stories

Good-and-Plenty - Helped create the world. Not much else is known. First Appearance: Short Stories