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These are all the people of our sick, twisted world, the people
you'll get to know if you hang around long enough.
Baaahgar The Magnificent -
Thought to be the one warrior who could free the not yet enslaved
goats from the tyranny of the LOG. 'Twas not to be, for Baaahgar
the Magnificent was none other than Baaahgar the Pig-Monkey
Wearing a Goat-Suit. First Appearance: Short Stories
Billy Bob - A rotund queer
who hangs around Rob, because he wants a piece of that action.
Has a warcry of "purple daisies". No one likes him.
First Appearance: Testiculean 1.
Blarnaboo - He is the Politest
Goat Executioner. Sadly he is no longer with us, having been
dismembered in duck raid. It was a sad day that day, the day
when the prisoners wept, for their executioner would hiss
and spit at them in lieu of offering sweetmeats and mints.
First Appearance: One-Liners
Jigger - The renegade penguin,
goes against the rest of the tribe in order to see the good
in the world come about. He isn't a passive penguin. First
Appearance: Testiculean 1 (not mentioned by name).
Kyria - A beautiful girl who
likes to run around in Jurassic furs. Is enamoured with Rob,
the up-and-coming hero of the Resistance. First Appearance:
Testiculean 1.
Sporksters - A Sporkster is
a participant in the pig-monkeys' game of sporks. They gather
together and duel with the not-a-fork/not-a-spoon/sometimes-microwave-safe
combination weapon. For a time, many were wiped out by the
LOG, because of their prowess in battle, but they are reviving,
my friend, they are coming back. First Appearance: Short Stories
Sir Oinkla of Weecheechee -
Also known as the Last Sporkster. He was the last of the trained
combatants and did much to further the revival of this sport
as a proper tradition. First Appearance: Short Stories
Bright-and-Shiny - Helped create
the world. Not much else is known. First Appearance: Short
Stories
Silvery-Glittery - Helped create
the world. Not much else is known. First Appearance: Short
Stories
Good-and-Plenty - Helped create
the world. Not much else is known. First Appearance: Short
Stories
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