Rob - The creator of the motley crew. Had first contact with the Lord of the Goats at his house. Created the peace treaty that started the whole conflict. Notorious at slavedriving his goats into strange statue projects. Said to have once pistol-whipped a penguin. He refuses to comment, but walks with a limp and blanches white like a little girl whenever one walks by.

Ody - The pig-monkeys are amiable with him, the goats fear him, Ody is the man with the plan. Creatively motivated by some (un)Godly force, he drives the actual continuance of the LOG project. The pig-monkeys rejoice as he walks by, for he is their champion, and dare I say...their friend.

thats it for now... go away