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ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2005

MARCH 26, 2005  GASTROMINO THE GASSY GUY CLICK HERE

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2005

JANUARY 14, 2005 COME AND MEET THE IDIOT OF THE WEEK CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN APRIL 2004

APRIL 1, 2004 A NEW ARTFORM CALLED POPCORN ART CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2004

MARCH 3, 2004 ATEMPT TO END COOL TEENAGE ATIRE CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN FEBRUARY 2004

FEBRUARY 1, 2004 WHAT PEOPLE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THEY WERE MEANT TO TALK MORE THAN TO LISTEN TO OTHERS CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2004

JANUARY 25, 2004 THE TRAMP WHO LIVES AT THE DUMP AND THE HISTORICAL LANDMARK FOR OUR AREA  CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN DECEMBER 2003

DECEMBER 28, 2003 FINALLY A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM MENTIONED BELOW CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN OCTOBER 2003

OCTOBER 22, 2003  SERIOUS LAWSUITS CAUSED BY NOT SO GREAT SUGAR SWEETEND TOOTHPASTE CLICK HERE

 

ADITIONS STARTING IN SEPTEMBER 2003

SEPTEMBER 28, 2003 SHARING FOOD WITH YOUR PET IS NOT A GOOD IDEA CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN AUGUST 2003

AUGUST 8, 2003 KLUNKERVILLES NOT SO GREAT SUGAR SWEETEND TOOTHPASTE ADVERTISEMENT CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JULY 2003

JULY 21, 2003 SUCCESS IN LIFE CARTOON STRIP CLICK HERE

 

JULY 5, 2003 DONUT FACTORY CARTOON STRIP  CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN MAY 2003

MAY 23, 2003 THIS MAN TRIES TO BE OUR TOWN SUPERHERO BUT DOESN’T SUCCEED VERY WELL CLICK HERE

 

MAY 13, 2003 WHAT KLUNKERVILLE TEENAGERS CONSIDER COOL ATIRE CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING APRIL 2003

APRIL 22, 2003 UPDATED HOME PAGE AND MADE SOME IMPROOVEMENTS TO APPEARANCE CLICK HERE

 

APRIL 14, 2003 CLARENCE EXPRESSES HIS LOVE TO CLARA IN A POEM SET TO MUSIC      CLICK HERE

 

APRIL 1, 2003 THE KLUNKERVILLE HONEYMOON PACKAGE CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2003

MARCH 9, 2003 A PET FOR SALE THAT TAKES CARE OF ITSELF PRESENTED BY THE WIERDMAN. NOT ME. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT CLICK HERE

 

MARCH 3, 2003 SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO CLARENCE WHEN HIM AND CLARA USED TO FIGHT CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN FEBRUARY 2003

FEBRUARY 20, 2003 NEW ON MY HOMEPAGE TAKE A POLL TO SEE WHAT YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT THE KLUNKERVILLE WEBSITE  CLICK HERE

 

FEBRUARY 16, 2003 CHECK OUT OUR YEARLY SNORING CONTEST AND SEE WHO THE WINNER IS FOR THIS YEAR CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2003

JANUARY 20,2003 A FORMER GAS STATION CONVERTED INTO A RESTAURANT CALLED YEE OLE GAS STATION RESTAURANT CLICK HERE

 

JANUARY 17,2003 ANOTHER ADDITION. THE END OF THE COURTCASE AND BACK TO LIFE AS USUAL. I NEEDED A BREAK FROM MY WRITING.  WILL PROBABLY ADD FROM TIME TO TIME.

CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN OCTOBER 2002

OCTOBER 4,2002 COURT DAY FINEALLY ARRIVED CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN SEPTEMBER 2002

SEPTEMBER 27,2002 MEETING WITH THE LAWYER TO GO OVER CASE CLICK HERE

 

SEPTEMBER 20,2002 THE KLUNKERVILLE SHARIF COMES AND FALSELY ARREST ME CLICK HERE

 

SEPTEMBER 13,2002 I GET BLAMED FOR FRAUD WITH MY SIDE SHOW CLICK HERE

 

SEPTEMBER 6,2002 I DECIDE TO PUT ON A SIDE SHOW CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN AUGUST 2002

AUGUST 30,2002 THE FIRST COMPUTER IN KLUNKERVILLE CLICK HERE

 

AUGUST 23,2002 NEW ON MY MUSIC PAGE, A SONG CALLED IN SNOGGIN LAND. COME AND LISTEN TO A LITTLE TALE ABOUT THIS PLACE CLICK HERE

 

AUGUST 16,2002 A CRAZY TELEPHONE PROBLEM I RAN INTO (BASED ON TRUE STORY)                    CLICK HERE

 

AUGUST 9,2002  NOT AGAIN! NO WAY! CLICK HERE

 

AUGUST 2,2002  WELL IT LOOKS LIKE WE FINALLY HAVE SUCCESS TO OUR PROBLEM WITH SMELLYMAN CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JULY 2002

JULY 26,2002 PRESENTING A NOTE TO SMELLYMAN FROM THE HEALTH INSPECTOR AS TO WHY UNHEALTHY TO TAKE PIG PEN BATHS CLICK HERE

 

JULY 19,2002 FINEALY GETTING DOWN TO THE PROBLEM ABOUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT SMELLYMAN CLICK HERE

 

JULY 12,2002 CRAZY PICTURE I DREW IN THE CAR.  TRY TO SPOT AS MANY STRANGE THINGS IN IT AS YOU CAN (BOTTOM OF PAGE) CLICK HERE

 

JULY 5,2002 PUBLIC WARNING! A NEW NOT SO GOOD GROUP THAT JUST FORMED CALLED THE KLUNKERVILLE SCHOOL OF CRABOLOGY CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JUNE 2002

JUNE 28,2002 FINEALLY THE HOODLUMS WERE CAUGHT. SEE A PICTURE OF ONE AND READ ABOUT HIS PUNISHMENT CLICK HERE

 

JUNE 21,2002 COME SEE WHAT SOME HOODLUMS DID TO PART OF MY MOTEL CLICK HERE

 

JUNE 14, 2002 COME SEE OUR NICE NEW ADDITION DONATED TO US FOR THE KLUNKERVILLE PARK. CLICK HERE

 

JUNE 7, 2002 A HEALTH HAZZARD HAS BROKEN OUT IN KLUNKERVILLE, VERY SERIOUS

CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN MAY 2002

MAY 31, 2002 SAME AS BELOW

 

MAY 24, 2002 NO UPDATE THIS WEEK FOR THE INTERNET SERVICE WAS BEING UPGRADED.

 

 MAY 17,2002 A MAN GETS A SURPISE HE WASN’T EXPECTING WHILE EATING CLICK HERE

 

MAY 10,2002  LISTEN AND READ THE KLUNKERVILLE THEME SONG BASED ON IT’S FOUNDERS FOUND ON MY MUSIC PAGE CLICK HERE

 

MAY 3, 2002 READ A PORTION OF A FAMOUS SPEECH GIVEN BY CLARENCE JR. DURING A SUMMER DAY IN 1929  CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN APRIL 2002

APRIL 26, 2002 ANOTHER HISTORICAL LANDMARK IN KLUNKERVILLE.  CLARENCE KLUNK JR.S HOME CLICK HERE

 

APRIL 19, 2002 TAKE A LOOK AT THE HISTORICAL KLUNKERVILLE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BUILDING FOUNDED BY CLARENCE KLUNK JR.  CLICK HERE

 

APRIL 12, 2002 FIND OUT WHAT CLARENCE KLUNK JUNIOR  DID FOR THE TOWN  AND SEE A PHOTO OF HIM CLICK HERE

 

APRIL 5, 2002 READ A LITTLE HISTORY OF THE FOUNDERS OF KLUNKERVILLE, CLARA AND CLARENCE KLUNK CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2002

MARCH 29, 2002 I OPENED UP MY MOTEL. IT’S NICE. I BUILT IT MYSELF CLICK HERE

 

MARCH 22, 2002 A MAN THAT OVER DID IT AT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT HOT DOG STAND FOR

$2.00 CLICK HERE

 

MARCH 15, 2002 THERE’S SORROW IN KLUNKERVILLE .  COME SEE WHY CLICK HERE

 

MARCH 8, 2002 DO YOU HATE DOING DISHES IF YOU DON’T HAVE A DISHWASHER?  HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THIS PROBLEM. (SECOND PART OF PAGE) CLICK HERE

 

MARCH 1, 2002 WHAT DO YOU WIND UP WITH WHEN YOU MIX A PARAKEET WITH A HORSE? WELL I DID JUST THAT. SEE WHAT I WOUND UP WITH CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN FEBRUARY 2002

FEBRUARY 22, 2002   READ A STORY ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING ENCOUNTER WITH MY BUGGY UNCLE HAROLD AT A RESTAURANT CLICK HERE

 

FEBRUARY 15, 2002 SEE A PICTURE OF A MAN SUFFERING WITH A WOOL SUIT CLICK HERE

 

FEBRUARY 8, 2002 NEW ON MY MUSIC PAGE. A SONG ABOUT A MAN AND HIS PET FLEA. IT IS CALLED MY PET FLEA AND ME CLICK HERE

 

FEBRUARY 1, 2002 I FINEALLY GOT MYSELF SOME NEW WHEELS SO I DON’T HAVE TO WALK ANYMORE. THEIR GREAT.  CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2002

JANUARY 25,2002 NEW ON MY SOUND PAGE. GRANDPA’S LAZY GRANDCHILDREN COME VISITING AGAIN. THIS TIME THEY MAKE A MESS WITH POPCORN. CLICK HERE

 

JANUARY 18,2002 THIS ADDITION DEALS WITH A SHORT STORY OF A BAD DAY I HAD, AND IN A WAY IT IS KIND OF FUNNY BUT NOT AT THE TIME. IT IS CALLED SOMETHING STUPID I DID ONCE.

FOR THIS  CLICK HERE

 

JANUARY 11,2002  I LOST MY NICE HOUSE AND FOUND NEW DWELLING. COME SEE IT FOR YOURSELF CLICK HERE

 

JANUARY 4,2002 TAKE A LOOK AT A FAMILY IN THE 1800’S COMPARED TO A FAMILY IN 2000’S

TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN DECEMBER 2001

DECEMBER 28,2001 A NEW SONG ABOUT PEEDEE THE BIRD AND THE ONE WORD HE WAS STUCK ON CLICK HERE

 

DECEMBER 21,2001 THIS IS ABOUT A NEW GROUP WHICH DEVELOPED AFTER POSTING THE ONE BELOW  OF ONES HAVING TROUBLE EATING JUNKFOOD CLICK HERE

 

DECEMBER 14,2001 ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH EATING TOO MUCH JUNKFOOD? HERE IS THE ANSWER FOR YOU CLICK HERE

 

DECEMBER 7,2001 WATCH MY FIRST LITTLE VERY SHORT MOVIE  DEALING WITH A MOUSE AND A MOUSE TRAP CLICK HERE

 

ADDITIONS STARTING IN NOVEMBER 2001

NOVEMBER 30,2001 COME SEE MY NEW CARD PLAYING PARTNER. MY PET BIRD CLICK HERE

 

NOVEMBER 23,2001 A NEW SONG CALLED HENRY THE HOMELY HENCH-HOG MAN, VERY TOUCHING CLICK HERE

 

NOVEMBER 16,2001 LEARN MORE ABOUT KLUNKERVILLES FAMOUS CARROTS AND THE REASON BEHIND WHY THEY ARE SO FAMOUS CLICK HERE

 

NOVEMBER 9,2001 LEARN ABOUT BILLY BOB THE BELL-HOP BOY CLICK HERE FOR THIS

 

NOVEMBER 7,2001 THE MOVEMENT OF THIS WEBSITE TO A NEW LOCATION. AND AN EXCELENT LOCATION IT IS TOO. NOW THERE SHOULD BE MORE STEADY UPDATES ON A REGULAR BASES (REASON FOR MOVING AGAIN? THE FREE HOSTING ENDED WHERE IT WAS)

ADDITIONS STARTING IN JUNE 2001

 

JUNE 25, 2001  NEW ON MY SOUND PAGE. LISTEN TO A LITTLE PLAY OF GRANDPA AND HIS NO GOOD LAZY GRANDSONS. CLICK HERE FOR THIS

 

JUNE 18, 2001  THE REMAKE OF THE KLUNKERVILLE WEBSITE. I HAVE MOVED HERE FROM              ANOTHER LOCATION . WHAT A MOVE.