EVEN MORE QUAZY STUFF
KLUNKERVILLES FAMOUS SUGAR SWEETEND TOOTHPASTE
Did you
always want that smile that everyone else has and for some reason you just can’t
seem to achieve it. Is Brushing your teeth always that same ole’ task you have
to do and there is no excitement to it, Perhaps you are getting tired of that
taste. If so here is the product you all have been waiting for.
ANOUNCING
Klunkervilles famous Sugar
Sweetened Toothpaste. Here is Klunkervills secret to their famous smile
available to the public for the first time.
Comes in 6 delicious
flavors: Strawberry, Apple, Cherry, Cheesecake, Graham cracker, and everyone’s
favorite Chocolate
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR?
HERES HOW
Send a
self-stamped address envelope to
456654545
Chicken coop Avenue
Klunkerville
------------ 99999
.49
cents for small
.99
Medium
$145.99
Economy size
Plus
$9.99 for shipping.
No shipping fee required for economy package.
LAWSUITS AGAINST MANUFACTURES OF TOOTHPASTE
The famous sugar sweetend toothpaste of Klunkerville may not be so famous
after all with other states.
The manufactures of the famous toothpaste of Klunkerville are in total
shock and disbelief of the new happenings dealing with their toothpaste. So far
there has been a stream of complaints from users of the toothpaste. Many
complained of toothaches, Others complained of tooth lost and tooth decay,
Still another complained of an increase of back trouble.
A letter has been sent to Klunkerville
right from the government stating this product is a health risk, Not only does
your product cause tooth and gum disease after we examined your product for
contents we found that it contained such ingredients as orange juice, molasses
and French fried chicken lips. Unless you want more lawsuits on your hands we
recommend that you remove your product immediately from the internet.
The people of
Klunkerville are still up in the air as to the decision they will take on the
matter. Some day they will come out of that tree house and let us know their
decision. Will they risk more lawsuits? No one knows.
SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM
For a while it looked like
there was no hope in sight for the residents of Klunkerville. They thought for
sure they had a very costly situation on their hands. The answer to their
problem was easier than expected. It is true that the ones who purchased the
toothpaste did experience severe tooth rot and loose teeth. The chamber of
Klunkerville along with other promenent citizens of the town got together to
have another emergency meeting. The answer?
Why not just send them a new set of teeth in the mail free of charge? And
even set up some booths in town for ones who live close enough by. They went
ahead and did just so. The result?
Very promising indeed. It worked. All the charges were
dropped and many letters of thanks were sent to the little town. Here is one of
those letters:
Dear
Klunkerville. Thankyou very much. The false teeth are great. I am so pleased
and just thought of something. Now since I don’t have my real teeth and false
teeth don’t rot I will go right ahead and continue using your toothpaste. Uncle
George and my Mom should be getting theirs in the mail very shortly. In the mean
time I will share mine with them. We take turns eating. Mom eats last since
she’s a slow eater.
This was a close call for our little town. We have learned
our lesson. For now on we will continue to sell our toothpaste but each tube
will come with a free set of false teeth.
