And 4 X 2 is 8 and 4 in front of 8 is 48!
Now Playing: I Think We're Alone Now... Tiffany
Topic: Movie Reviews!
I finally realized what the Hell "Now Playing" is. So, yeah. Also, shut up on my music choice.

OK, so I watched Basic Instinct last night with my girlfriend. And OH MY GOD. Is that an explicit movie!

Wow, there was definitey Joe Ezertas at work here.

Anyway, the famous leg crossing scene was like the most tame part of the movie. So...

Anyhoo, not much going on except that I got my 17th Birthday Party coming up!

Also, what has happened to the media coverage of the Rove/Novak Treason? It seems the "liberal media" theory is false. Hmmm...

You can check out my full review of this horrendous act of treachery here...at Politcal Thunder

Well not much today...

Shout out's:
Sharon Stone (my new favorite actress)

Just Stupid:
Karl Rove
Bob Novak
Joe Ezertas

-Mr. Joseph

47, that's not important, now we got some DIRTY comics!
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
DIRTY as in INNUENDO!

Get it? Get it?

Ok, here we go...

First off, Superman, Batman & Robin must be compensating for something awful.

Look how happy Superman and Batman are.

Next, this "little" beauty...

Now I don't think that was a mistake, do you?

Now, this one doesn't look that bad, but make up your own dialouge and it is evil!

The poor boy is sobbing over Superman's intentions.

Now tell me what is in Batman's heart?

Maybe Robin is right... HA!

Now, Batman is questionable, but Robin? Not so.

Wow, Robin is sure, umm...eager.

This one just made me laugh.

Read the dialogue again and think about it.

Now, Archie gets to play...

...with those mean boys, apparently. Who would have thought?

Again Archie. This one is especially bad. It belongs in the ADULTY section.

Check out the girl in the upper-right hand corner and read what she says...hmmm.

Now this last one confused me a little and scared me a LOT.

What...the...Hell? That...is...terible!

Well, I am now disturbed and I must go to bed.

Shout out's:
Sure as Hell NOT any comic books!

Just Stupid:
Comic books, especially these.

-Mr. Joseph

Forty that Six! : Superman is a DICK
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Superman is a DICK.

Here's why.

He's being mean to a fat person. Terrible.

This is why he is a horrible adoptive father.

That's just evil.

He would rather pimp out a ho than save a CHILD?! Why Superman? Why oh why oh why?!



This is the clincher. Imagine is this was published today.

I'm sure the people at Action Comic would have perfered if I left this one alone...

Anyway, you can find more here at... Superdickery.com

Also, I think I had an idea for a game like this awhile ago...

Yeah, also, my buddy Mike gave me his livejournal blog and here it is... There Was Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Doubt

Well that's it!

Shout out's:
Mike!
Mike's blog

Just Stupid:
GTA: Iraq
SUPERMAN

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XLV
Topic: Movie Reviews!
Well, well, well...

I'm like, really bored.

I watched this movie last night...

Weird as Hell.

It's about these big, blue giants who keep humans as pets and the humans revolt.

It's actually supposed to represent the Soviet Invasion of Czechoslavakia is the 1960's. (The film was made in 1973) Kind of a political statement film.

It's like the Yellow Submarine but 10x weirder.

BTW: It was all in French. Great.

Here an "official review"

FANTASTIC PLANET (or translated literally from the French—THE SAVAGE PLANET). It is the home to two races: the Oms (a homonym for the French word for Man—"Homme"), who appear to be like us in every respect, and the Traags, blue-skinned giants, who keep Oms as pets and consider them no more than clever animals. FANTASTIC PLANET is the story of one Om, a boy named Terr, who enters the story as a baby when his mother is accidentally killed by a group of young Traags engaged in a bit of rough play. He is adopted as a pet by Tiwa, another young Traag who treats him as kindly as she knows how. Terr grows quickly relative to his "owner"—each of his years are like a week for the Traags—and begins to learn about the world he lives in. When he is old enough, Terr escapes into the outside world where he joins a clan of wild Oms, who face dangers of all kinds—not the least of which is a periodic attempt by the Traags to exterminatate the rapidly reproducing wild Oms. Ultimately, Terr and his fellow Oms find themselves in a fight against total annihilation.
-Gerry Carpenter

Here are some screenshots...

And here is the sick man that created this acid-trip...

Well, enough with weird-ass French films.

ANNOUNCEMENT: For "Name that Stereotype" Round IV, I was going to do the Germans, but now, I must do the French!

Ok, so that's it for now.

Shout out's:
La Planete Sauvage

Just Stupid:
the French

-Mr. Joseph

44 Reasons Why It'll End in '44
Topic: Photoshoppin'
Ok, I have finally completed my world renound autobiography.

To order a copy, send me $3.65

To recieve a copy, ...write it your damn self.

Here we go...

Yes, that's right. Order now, while you can still pay!

Shout out's:
Me
photoshoppin' girlfriend

Just Stupid:
Me ...damn

-Mr. Joseph

Big 43
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Ok Now it is time for Round III of "Name that Stereotype!"

The Austrians!

Is it A: Arnold Schwarzenegger as a bodybuilder?

B: Arnold as the Terminator?

C: Arnold as Conan the Barbarian?

D: Arnold as Conan the Republican?

E: Arnold as the Governator?

Tough call, huh?

LOL

Shout out's:
Terminator

Just Stupid:
Arnold Schwarzenegger

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 42
Topic: Celebrities!
Hello again

Well what can I say? I have been busy with stereotyping and State Fair.

At State Fair, me and Terri saw Pat Benetar. Benetar is a relic of the '80's that people forget about until you mention "Love is a Battlefield", "Hit Me With Your Best Shot", "Invincible", and "Shadows Of The Night".

She really isn't given the respect she deserves.

Anyhow, I got to thinking, how many celebrities have I seen in person?

So I made a list...

Bruce Campbell
Ted Raimi
Pat Benetar
Megadeth
The Scorpions
Kool and the Gang
Vonnie Holiday
Green Bay Packers
Milwaukee Brewers
Milwaukee Bucks
Milwaukee Wave
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
A lot of Baseball Mascots

That's all I can think of.

So, I got the pictures of the redneck truck and I will be posting them soon. I just have to scan then in.

MIA and Jaws tributes will be coming soon!

Also, my 17th Birthday Party is coming up!

August 27! Woo-hoo! My actual birthday is August 30th.

So yeah. That's about it from me. I'm going to go do Round III of stereotypes now.

Shout out's:
Celebrities

Just Stupid:
Kool and the Gang

-Mr. Joseph

(19)41, the Entry, not movie
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Hello

And welcome to Round II of "Name that Stereotype!"

It's time for the Russians!

Who is the most stereotypical Russian?

Is it A: Ivan Drago?

B: Joseph Stalin?

C: Anna Kournikova?

or D: A evil Soviet General from James Bond?

Post a comment to vote!

So anyway, next Round, it will be the Austrians!

Shout out's:
Drago

Just Stupid:
Kounikova
James Bond Bad Guy

Evil:
Stalin

-Mr. Joseph

40 Entries Old! ...No, I'm only 39! ...I am, really!
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Well, I found a new favorite website...

Yeah...

Anyway, I invented a new game...

Who is the most stereotypical figure in pop culture that represents the (culture group)?

Since I am Polish and Irish...we will put those off for awhile, so let's do the Italians! Who is the most stereotypical Italian?

Is is A: Mario?

B: Rocky Balboa?

C: Joe Pesci?

D: Tommy Vercetti (from Vice City)?

E: The Godfather?

or F: The Chef from the Muppets?

Post a comment to vote!

Next round, the Russians!

Shout out's:
Tommy Vercetti
Mario
The Godfather
The Chef
Rocky

Just Stupid:
Stereotypes
Joe Pesci

-Mr. Joseph

Entry Bowl XXIX: More BC
Topic: Celebrities!
Here are the wonderful pictures from the Bruce Campbell Event...

The event went well, except that the people there didn't know how to wind a camera and the pictures of me and Bruce are forever lost. I got one pic of Bruce and Jack, however, it is not working right now.

Ted Raimi is drunk (j/k) and meets someone I called "The Superfan"

ME AND TED RAIMI! (That's right, I'm not making it up!)

"Mr. Raimi, I'm such a big fan, could I have your autograph?"

JACK AND TED RAIMI (He was lucky he got pics with both! But I got autographs of both!)

"Mr. Raimi -- please?"

Bruce and Ted give some lucky guy their autographs.

"Next!" -- BC

Check out Groucho Marx in the Hawaiin shirt. (The guy in black on the far right couldn't figure out my camera)

Bruce signs autographs for fans who couldn't show up, but have connections.

Ted and Bruce on stage.

"Yeah, drunkass, you just made 'Congo'!"
I have NO idea what that was all about.

Bruce laughs at Ted answering a question regarding Bulgarian rap (see the movie and you will "get it").

Ted demostates a rap and Bruce thinks "What the Hell is doing?"

They make an exit as the film starts.

"Enjoy" shouts Ted (as Bruce hides behind him)

Then we all watched...

And it was good. Also, I forgot to mention that Ted co-starred in the film.

Some of my pictures aren't f***ing working, so when I figure it out, I will post the rest. Damn Walgreens camera!

Shout out's:
Jack
Ted
Bruce

Just Stupid:
Cameras that have to wind
Walgreens

-Mr. Joseph
P.S. Jack, if you want these pictures. Call or email me and we'll figure it out.