Into the 21rst Century, I mean Entry...
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hey everyone, a couple of items today!
Item One: School's out!!!! No more exams! Woo-hoo! It's been a great year!
Item Two: Miller Brewery's 150th Anniversary... so what? 150 years of killing people and destroying lives. The only good thing is that they and the Brew radio station is throwing a huge concert with great '80's bands
Item Three: I'm going to Florida from June 8th to June 17th, so pardon my absense.
Item Four: Summer Vacation is great!
Item Five: If I didn't menton, I got a haricut... no more mullet. (sobs)
Item Six: "Eye of the Tiger" is playing on the Brew right now ... awesome, just awesome!
Item Seven: I thought I would give you all a treat, here is the full collection of Edition I: Teacher Quotes from my school. You'll love them... Edition II is also finished, but that is for a later date. These are actual teachers and actual quotes!
“I’m not the Sex Police!”
-Ms. McLaughin
“It’s placenta time, gentlemen!”
-Ms. McLaughin
“What’s crack-a-lackin’ Marquette High?”
-Ms. McLaughin
“I’m old, but I’m not stupid yet!”
-Ms. McLaughin
“It is bullshit.”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.
“Hey, this is R. ‘I’m so cool’ Ralphson…”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.
“I felt like I was in a Lethal Weapon movie!”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.
“I’ve got my closet full of boring black shirts with white collars…”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.
“Ice cream makes me happy.”
-Mr. Fleisch
“Girls like guys with that superior attitude.”
-Mr. Fleisch
“People would think I’m an idiot!”
-Mr. Fleisch
“I don’t like those games, they make me violent.”
-Mr. Fleisch
“…He’s gonna put it between two balls.”
-Mr. Fleisch
“Joe Kay (me) is an ass!” (song)
-Mr. Feely
“Eat, eat, eat…Eat!” (song)
-Mr. Feely
“I’ll be back in three to five minutes.” (after thinking about thongs)
-Mr. Feely
“Hopefully, I’ll be doing some serious grading this Sunday.”
-Mr. Feely
“I had a switchblade…for, you know… cheese.”
-Dr. Kreilein
“Felix, what the hell?!”
-Dr. Kreilein
“I’m having a bad hair day.” (he’s entirely bald)
-Mr. Taylor
“How would you like it, if I came to your house and rolled around, naked, on your dining room table?”
-Mr. Taylor
“I’m gonna hunt you down, kill your dog, and drown your fish.”
-Mr. Taylor
“You worthless idiots.”
-Mr. Meuler
“Nothing is ever my fault.”
-Mr. Meuler
“I like my dates phat. That’s p-h-a-t, phat.”
-Mr. Herman
“You came to class with something on your butt!”
-Ms. Kresovic
“Hey, amigo!”
-Mr. Friday
“This is Father Dizzle.”
-Father Doyle S.J.
“People say drugs don’t work…they do. Trust me, they do.”
-Father Kolb S.J.
“Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em…but don’t smoke.”
-Mr. Laats
“Wake the Hell up!”
-Mr. Kearney (Younger Kearney)
“What’s wrong with being ghet-to?”
-Ms. Blaze
“Hush-up!”
-Ms. Hart
“Focus on your own urinal.”
-Mr. Cooks
“I had a great mullet.”
-Mr. Ernest
“We’re missin’ radon, ‘cause it’s radioactive!”
-Don Showalter (from the World of Chemistry videos)
Ok, well that is it for now...
Have a good Summer!
Shout Out's
My cousin, "Becca"
My teachers
97.3 the Brew
Stupid Conservatives:
Republican Senators who are attacking the Democratic filibuster.
Just Stupid:
Miller Brewery (WHICH IS OWNED BY THE SOUTH AFRICAN BREWERY!!!) Buncha sell-outs.
-Sir Rev. Dr. Herr Mr. Mr. Joseph
