Entry XXXIII: Forgotten Promises
Topic: Announcements
Ok, so I have read through all my old entries and this is where I will post promises that you all thought I had forgotten about.
Hoo boy, you better appriciate this!
Entry Double-O 27: I mentioned "Top Yawn" ...yeah, don't hold your breath on that. It won't happen for awhile.
Entry 25: I posted a picture of "Missing in Action 2: The Beginning / Braddock: Missing in Action III", so I really owe you a review of all three films, so that will be an upcoming feature.
Entry 22 to you: I mentioned that Kayla quit. She did not, however Craig did, but no promotion in sight. See, the Summer months are not very busy, so it isn't neccessary to hire anyone new. However I heard that there is a plot made by a good number of employees to all quit in late January, in an attempt to strike back at Dave (who takes over, fully in late January), the new manager. So, if I don't get promoted then, I'm looking into a new profession.
Also, I promised a picture of "Doctor" Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind ( a Christian Scientist), so here it is...
heh heh heh...
Into the 21rst Century, I mean Entry...: I promised Edition II of my Teacher Quotes...unfortunately, I cannot locate them. I will post them when I do.
"Lucky" Entry 13: I said I would scan my "monopoly" Communist pin on to my blog. Well, I don't have a scanner, but I will see what I can do.
Entry Vol. 3: I said I would post a column from my now-dead newspaper, so let em find a good one and here it is!
This is an editorial I wrote sometime back in Winter '04...
What I hate about America. Well, to start, I really dislike the KKK. Those bigots are at the top of my “hate list”. They and their kind are an embarrassment to the U.S. of A. I mean, who really believes race makes a friggin’ difference on the kind of person someone is? Please note that the KKK includes Pat Buchanan, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh, and Robert Byrd.
Also, I really don’t enjoy baseball all that much, either. But, there is nothing wrong with it. (Except the inhumane salaries and drug use)
What about people? How about Bill O’ (phone-sex) Reilly, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Ross Perot, George Bush (the elected) George W. Bush (the un-elected), John Ashcroft, George Will, Dick Cheney, and Bill Gates are the “Big Ten”.
Following them are Richard Simmons, Kelsey Grammar, the cast of Friends (they all count as one), Brittany Spears, Art Garfunkel, Dr. Phil, Michael Jackson, Ashley Simpson, Tony Hawk, and every “boy band” of the late ‘90’s.
Some more items that are repulsive to me are “genetically enhanced” beef, mechanical pencils that don’t work, generic soda, Kool-Aid, Florida CHADS, FOX News, WB News at Nine’s The Point, pennies, Seventeen Magazine, AOL, Ford Pintos, GM, Volkswagen Beetles, Geometry, Chemistry, war, The School of the Americas, cigarettes, cigars, American beer, acne, wedgies, bullies, disco music, chick-flicks, “All natural” fruit juice with 2% actual juice, hierarchy in all forms, the bull crap about liberal bias in the media (when there is an obvious conservative bias [FOX and WB most guilty]), the Patriot Act, the Confederate Flag in the South (or anywhere), and male strippers.
Well, that’s all my “hate-spewing” for now. What’s yours?
Joseph Kay
So yeah, that's still a pretty acurate list. Except, I now hate Karl Rove, too.
Well those are the promises that I could keep and here some updates on my life for you.
The "Loop" at work has been split up. Permanently. Eric quit and now me and Adam have formed the "SS" (the Serbian Segment). "Serbian" because were work at "American Serb Memorial Hall". Also, Eric DID NOT come to Jaws for "The Loop's Three Week Anniversary" (Jaws movie marathon). Terrible.
I went to my fist YCL meeting. Well, it was kind of dull (I had no idea what they were talking about). But it was a good experience and I am glad that I went. Let me sum up the YCL member is a single sentence. They are a bunch people out of the social loop who want to do good for the world in their own different way.
I don't necessarily agree with their philosophy, but I admire their dedication. I don't know if I will go again.
Wow, what an entry. So to sum up, I owe you all a Missing in Action series review, Jaws series review, Rambo series review, Edition II Teacher Quotes, a tribute to Bruce Campbell and a scan of the Communist pin. Ok, well then I will get to work.
See ya!
Shout out's:
Myself, it's about damn time, I deserve one.
Me (again, for going through with all my promises)
Just Stupid:
The promises I couldn't fulfill.
-Mr. Joseph
