Entry 19
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hello my babies,

"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all of my doors
(something something) in cars!"
-- Gary Numan
GOD! I can't get this song out of my head!

So anyway, since I don't care how you are, we'll get right back to what I want to talk about.

Issue Number One: Marquette Gold
What the Fuck!? (sorry mom and dad) BUT COME ON! This is terrible! Man I hate when people screw around like that. Leave it as the Warriors, change the logo, and shut up. OR leave it as the Golden Eagles.

Issue Number Two: Privatizing Social Security
Let the issue die, Bush! You aren't gonna ruin this country that easily.

Isssue Number Three: Paretti
A new chat friend of mine. She is so cool, I can't stand it! Argh! (No one put me up to this)

Issue Number Four: Pat Robertson
I read one of his books "The Ten Offenses". He is crazy. God, I love televangelists.

Issue Number Five: Mr. Feely
My English teacher. So weird. So crazy.

Issue Number Six: American Movie
Greatness. A mockumentary about a guy who is trying to make a horror movie on a zero dollar budget. They are from Wisconsin. Brilliant.

Issue Number Seven: Star Wars III
Haven't seen it. Looks mediocre. Way too much of a hype over it.

Issue Number Eight: Parties
I have two coming up. My Missing in Action Movie Marathon and my friend, Jack (fartski)'s birthday party.

Issue Number Nine: Burton
Have you ever met a real life redneck? There is one at my school named Burton and he is the most annoying, whiny, little redneck hick I have ever met.

Issue Number Ten: Summer Vacation
Three more days of class and five exams! Woo-hoo!
"Scho-o-o-ol's out!
Fo' Suma'
Scho-o-o-o'ls out!
Fo' eva'!"
-Alice Cooper
I am gonna miss all my friends and teachers over the Summer, though.


Well, that's it for now.

Shout out's
Gary Numan
Paretti
Mr. Feely
American Movie
Fartski

Stupid Conservatives:
GWB aka Dubya aka Jr. aka Bush II
Pat Robertson

Just Stupid
MU Gold
Burton
Star Wars III

-Mr. Joseph
P.S. I have some Communist essays to post for you.

18th the Entry
Topic: Parrrrrrrrrrr-tay!
Well, a quickie for now...

What is up with Logmire? It has been like a month since his last update! Geez!

My Grandparent's 50th Wedding Anniversary was last night. I filmed it... so much blackmail material. Also, I broke out into a disco number myself once or twice. Good stuff.

Happy Mother's Day!

Shout out's
Mothers
Logmire
My family

Just Stupid:
Disco

Stupid Conservative:
Pick one. Any one.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 17
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Hello and welcome to de middle of de film... sorry, I just saw "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"

Ok, here are my commie links.

http://usnpc.net -- World Youth Festival

www.iww.org -- Industrial Workers of the World Site

www.marxists.org -- History of Marxism

www.yclusa.org -- Communist Site

www.cpusa.org -- Another Communist Site

www.sp-usa.org -- The Socialist Party Site

That's all for now; I'm at school right now, I should go!

Shout out's
Commies
Socialists
Workers
The teacher two seats away from me
ACLU -- I'm doing a project on them

Stupid Conservatives
Religious Right

-Mr. Joseph

Entry nummer sechzehn (German for # 16)
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
hello again

Couple things -- no commie links today
Prom at Thomas More tonight! And that means that I wil get some "dessert"! ...and by dessert, I mean whatever crap they give us at the Italian Community Center. Anyway, that should be fun. I hope.

Also, on the bus, I looked out the window, into the taxi next to the bus and I saw the cab driver PICKING HIS NOSE! Not just "scratching"; but DIGGING! Oh jeez, I nearly died.

Well, my buddy "Con to the Mac" was driving a MINIVAN today! SWEET! ...how macho!

Well, that's it, for today.

Shout out's:
ConMac
Thomas More
Italians
Commies
Minivans

Just Stupid:
Cab Drivers (not all)

Stupid Conservative:
Tom DeLay (this guy is a crook)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 15
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well, it has been awhile, my darlings but I am back, oh yes, I am back.

...

So anyway, yesterday, I was violently ill. I had a Hell of a Headcold. I was in bed from (6pm - 7:30 am this morning). It was TERRIBLE. I'm better now... maybe...?

Today, I got my class ring and it is beeee-you-ti-ful! So I showed it to my "super-cool" Chemistry teacher, Mr. Paul (first names only) .. and looks at it and sees that I had the "American Eagle" on the side of it. He asked what it was and I told and so he says "But you're a Democrat, you can't put that on there." I nearly killed him. My point is, I love my country...probably more than most Republicans do, probably because I want to fix America's mistakes rather than to rush to "defend freedom". Ok! No more politics.

After Driver's Ed, I got onto the bus and I paid my fare. Usually, the bus driver automatically just gives me a transit. But this guy didn't, so I say, "Can I have a Transport" (not "transit") (after just being Driver's Ed, I made a mistake) So he says "Transport?" And I say, "Oh sorry, transit." And he says, "What is this? Star Trek Enterprise?"

Normally, I would snap back with something like "Yes, beam me down, Scotty" or "Khaaaan!" or something, but I was dumbfounded. Since when do bus drivers have quick wits? ...JUST KIDDING! But, anyway, I was startled, so I had no comeback. I just took my seat and pouted while listening to Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it".

Also, in Driver's Ed, we watched a film and, apparently the cop who was "teaching" the kids had watched "First Blood", Robin Williams, and Bill Cosby the night before. When this guy wasn't threatening to SHOOT A STUDENT he was sexually harassing another or making DIRECT QUOTES from Bill Cosby. No wonder so many kids drink and drive, this guy confuses them! I was confused when I left!

Also, me and my email buddy "Andreas" are going to start a "Young Democrats / Republicans of the South Side" this Summer.

Well, thats about it for today, next entry or so, I should have some COMMUNIST links for you.

Shout Outs:
Bus Drivers
Cops
Mr. Paul
Jostens -- my ring
Advil
Democrats

Stupid Conservatives:
sorry, but...
Mr. Paul
Republicans (not all of them)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XIV
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well, I started Driver's Ed and my instructor is a Vietnam Vet and an Ex-Biker. Yes really. Also, his nickname is SCRAPMETAL. How the Hell am I gonna learn how to drive from a guy named "Scrapmetal"?

Also, me and my friend Jack (Fartski) were talking and there is a teacher at my school named "Mr. Krahn". So we thought that it would be funny he introduced himself to someone and it went, a little something, like this...

"Hello, I'm Mr. Krahn"
(Kneels down) "Kraaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!! ...hi, sorry about that, gotta a little bug in my ear."

You know, from Star Trek II: Wrath of KHAN...?

Also, about Jack...our little joke about him is that "He's not gay, he just enjoys homoerotic foreplay" ...and he does.

One more story--
At work, my friend Adam and I were playing "Funniest phrase we overhear from the customers." (We're bussers) And he won with..."And then the doctor said, where's MY pants?"

Ok one last thing--
If you have seen Monty Python's Meaning of Life, you will know that they reference their "Wedding Tackle" as a "John Thomas" Well... there is a kid at my school named John Thomas!

Ok, shout out time:
Sticklyman
Skyscraper83
John Thomas
Monty Python
Scrapmetal
Mr. Krahn
Star Trek

Stupid Conservatives:
Brit Hume (I don't know why)

-Mr. Joseph

Topic: WARNING: Politics
Well, there is a new pope. There is an Ex-Nazi, very conservative, German pope. Pope Benedict XVI. He is 78 and not likely to last that long. Oh well.

Anyway,
We had "Sophomore Interviews" at school. Ms. Hart, the librarian interviewed me. I, originally, thought she was nuts, but she is actually quite nice. We also got out early. Well, now to do a project!

Also,
I bought a button with a picture of the little Monopoly guy being crossed out and it said "Back off, I'm a Communist!"

It was funny. I'll try to scan it and put it on the blog.

That's all, boys and girls...

Shout out's
Ms. Hart
Michael Moore
Terri...again (sighs)...women!
Clint Eastwood (his movies are now only $5.50 at Walmart.)

Stupid Conservative:
Pope Bendict XVI (Sorry, ok ok, I'll give him a chance)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XII
Topic: Tribute of Honor
I saw Les Miserable the play at school yesterday. It was majestic and spectacular. I usually hate musicals, but this was brilliant. Just doing homework today. Maybe will finally get Dad to watch "Napolean Dynamite" ...well, that's it, see ya!

Shout Out's
Cast of Les Mis
Crew of Les Mis
Staff directing/producing Les Mis
Napolean Dynamite

Stupid Conservative:
Ann Coulter (again) I started reading her book, "How to talk to a liberal (if you must)" She's nuts!

-Mr. Joseph

Entry Eleven
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Class Elections for Junior Class President are coming up. I hate both the candidates. It's either Kyle Holtz (a moron meathead) or Andy Januz (an ass-kissing jerk). Andy will actually get more done, but I hate him with a passion. I will probably sell out and vote for him, though. His campaign posters had not only Chuck Norris, but Christopher Walken, too. So, that'll do it.

My e-mail debating buddy (a hyperconservative) is running for Senior Class President. If I could vote, I would for vote for him, you know, to show that I can cross party lines, too. Good luck, Klaus!

Shout out's
Andreas (Klaus)
those damn kids
Mr. Meuler (he let us out early!)

Stupid Conservative:
Bill O'Reilly (I read a his book, he makes good points, but he is still crazy)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry Big 10!
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Well, the YCL (Young Communist League) has asked me to join. (Gasp! Commies!) No, no. These are the good ones. Anywho, I figure I wil go to a meeting or so and see what it is like. But, enough of that. I will probably post links to other comrade websites here every once in a while. Not very interesting today, see ya!

Shout out's
YCL
Comrade Konrad
MUHS (My school! Yeah yeah! [as the kids say])

Stupid Conservative:
Dan Quayle (Because he's actually really stupid)

By the way, here is a link to my home page: www.angelfire.com/super2/super316/

-Mr. Joseph