Entry nummer sechzehn (German for # 16)
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
hello again

Couple things -- no commie links today
Prom at Thomas More tonight! And that means that I wil get some "dessert"! ...and by dessert, I mean whatever crap they give us at the Italian Community Center. Anyway, that should be fun. I hope.

Also, on the bus, I looked out the window, into the taxi next to the bus and I saw the cab driver PICKING HIS NOSE! Not just "scratching"; but DIGGING! Oh jeez, I nearly died.

Well, my buddy "Con to the Mac" was driving a MINIVAN today! SWEET! ...how macho!

Well, that's it, for today.

Shout out's:
ConMac
Thomas More
Italians
Commies
Minivans

Just Stupid:
Cab Drivers (not all)

Stupid Conservative:
Tom DeLay (this guy is a crook)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 15
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well, it has been awhile, my darlings but I am back, oh yes, I am back.

...

So anyway, yesterday, I was violently ill. I had a Hell of a Headcold. I was in bed from (6pm - 7:30 am this morning). It was TERRIBLE. I'm better now... maybe...?

Today, I got my class ring and it is beeee-you-ti-ful! So I showed it to my "super-cool" Chemistry teacher, Mr. Paul (first names only) .. and looks at it and sees that I had the "American Eagle" on the side of it. He asked what it was and I told and so he says "But you're a Democrat, you can't put that on there." I nearly killed him. My point is, I love my country...probably more than most Republicans do, probably because I want to fix America's mistakes rather than to rush to "defend freedom". Ok! No more politics.

After Driver's Ed, I got onto the bus and I paid my fare. Usually, the bus driver automatically just gives me a transit. But this guy didn't, so I say, "Can I have a Transport" (not "transit") (after just being Driver's Ed, I made a mistake) So he says "Transport?" And I say, "Oh sorry, transit." And he says, "What is this? Star Trek Enterprise?"

Normally, I would snap back with something like "Yes, beam me down, Scotty" or "Khaaaan!" or something, but I was dumbfounded. Since when do bus drivers have quick wits? ...JUST KIDDING! But, anyway, I was startled, so I had no comeback. I just took my seat and pouted while listening to Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it".

Also, in Driver's Ed, we watched a film and, apparently the cop who was "teaching" the kids had watched "First Blood", Robin Williams, and Bill Cosby the night before. When this guy wasn't threatening to SHOOT A STUDENT he was sexually harassing another or making DIRECT QUOTES from Bill Cosby. No wonder so many kids drink and drive, this guy confuses them! I was confused when I left!

Also, me and my email buddy "Andreas" are going to start a "Young Democrats / Republicans of the South Side" this Summer.

Well, thats about it for today, next entry or so, I should have some COMMUNIST links for you.

Shout Outs:
Bus Drivers
Cops
Mr. Paul
Jostens -- my ring
Advil
Democrats

Stupid Conservatives:
sorry, but...
Mr. Paul
Republicans (not all of them)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XIV
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well, I started Driver's Ed and my instructor is a Vietnam Vet and an Ex-Biker. Yes really. Also, his nickname is SCRAPMETAL. How the Hell am I gonna learn how to drive from a guy named "Scrapmetal"?

Also, me and my friend Jack (Fartski) were talking and there is a teacher at my school named "Mr. Krahn". So we thought that it would be funny he introduced himself to someone and it went, a little something, like this...

"Hello, I'm Mr. Krahn"
(Kneels down) "Kraaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!! ...hi, sorry about that, gotta a little bug in my ear."

You know, from Star Trek II: Wrath of KHAN...?

Also, about Jack...our little joke about him is that "He's not gay, he just enjoys homoerotic foreplay" ...and he does.

One more story--
At work, my friend Adam and I were playing "Funniest phrase we overhear from the customers." (We're bussers) And he won with..."And then the doctor said, where's MY pants?"

Ok one last thing--
If you have seen Monty Python's Meaning of Life, you will know that they reference their "Wedding Tackle" as a "John Thomas" Well... there is a kid at my school named John Thomas!

Ok, shout out time:
Sticklyman
Skyscraper83
John Thomas
Monty Python
Scrapmetal
Mr. Krahn
Star Trek

Stupid Conservatives:
Brit Hume (I don't know why)

-Mr. Joseph

Topic: WARNING: Politics
Well, there is a new pope. There is an Ex-Nazi, very conservative, German pope. Pope Benedict XVI. He is 78 and not likely to last that long. Oh well.

Anyway,
We had "Sophomore Interviews" at school. Ms. Hart, the librarian interviewed me. I, originally, thought she was nuts, but she is actually quite nice. We also got out early. Well, now to do a project!

Also,
I bought a button with a picture of the little Monopoly guy being crossed out and it said "Back off, I'm a Communist!"

It was funny. I'll try to scan it and put it on the blog.

That's all, boys and girls...

Shout out's
Ms. Hart
Michael Moore
Terri...again (sighs)...women!
Clint Eastwood (his movies are now only $5.50 at Walmart.)

Stupid Conservative:
Pope Bendict XVI (Sorry, ok ok, I'll give him a chance)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XII
Topic: Tribute of Honor
I saw Les Miserable the play at school yesterday. It was majestic and spectacular. I usually hate musicals, but this was brilliant. Just doing homework today. Maybe will finally get Dad to watch "Napolean Dynamite" ...well, that's it, see ya!

Shout Out's
Cast of Les Mis
Crew of Les Mis
Staff directing/producing Les Mis
Napolean Dynamite

Stupid Conservative:
Ann Coulter (again) I started reading her book, "How to talk to a liberal (if you must)" She's nuts!

-Mr. Joseph

Entry Eleven
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Class Elections for Junior Class President are coming up. I hate both the candidates. It's either Kyle Holtz (a moron meathead) or Andy Januz (an ass-kissing jerk). Andy will actually get more done, but I hate him with a passion. I will probably sell out and vote for him, though. His campaign posters had not only Chuck Norris, but Christopher Walken, too. So, that'll do it.

My e-mail debating buddy (a hyperconservative) is running for Senior Class President. If I could vote, I would for vote for him, you know, to show that I can cross party lines, too. Good luck, Klaus!

Shout out's
Andreas (Klaus)
those damn kids
Mr. Meuler (he let us out early!)

Stupid Conservative:
Bill O'Reilly (I read a his book, he makes good points, but he is still crazy)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry Big 10!
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Well, the YCL (Young Communist League) has asked me to join. (Gasp! Commies!) No, no. These are the good ones. Anywho, I figure I wil go to a meeting or so and see what it is like. But, enough of that. I will probably post links to other comrade websites here every once in a while. Not very interesting today, see ya!

Shout out's
YCL
Comrade Konrad
MUHS (My school! Yeah yeah! [as the kids say])

Stupid Conservative:
Dan Quayle (Because he's actually really stupid)

By the way, here is a link to my home page: www.angelfire.com/super2/super316/

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 9.999999999
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Like my Walker?

Anyway, at the bus stop today, I saw a school bus with like seven kids all jumping around and screaming. They were crazy and if that bus hit anything they probably would've been injured. Anyway, I find it amusing that the driver didn't even seem to care. Well, that's it for today, bye!

Shout-out's
Angelfire -- they did give me a blog and website
Walker Texas Ranger
Jeff Foxworthy

Stupid Conservative
Ann Coulter

-Mr. Joseph

Robotic Chuck Norris
Topic: Photoshoppin'
I was doing some photoshoppin' last night with my girlfriend and this is the end result...

"Whenever you're in Wisconsin, look behind you..."

Yes, really. Really.

In case "Walker" ever does come back, I want the role.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry: Eight (ball in corner pocket)
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Oh boy, what a day...

So, I leave school and go to the orthodentist and my dad drops me off and leaves. I go in, make small talk with the nurse and sit down. "Doc" come over and checks my teeth and retainer (shut up) and says "Okay, you're free to go." IT TOOK TEN SECONDS!!!!! ARGH!!! And my dad is gone. So, I go to the bus stop and bus my way home. It had been 6 months since my last appointment, you would think it would take longer than 10 seconds. But, it was nice because i got to get home earlier. And talk to my babies...you. (laughs diabolically)...

ok, what else? We read a story in German II class about a robot that falls in love with a gasoline pump. Yeah. I'm not kidding. Those crazy Germans. In U.S. History, I asked my teacher "What is the Constitutionality of the U.S. authorizing John Rambo to invade Vietnam by himself?" He told me to sit down. ...typical high school oppression.

Well, thats about it...

Today's Shout-Outs:
My boss, Marcus (although, he's trying to split up "The Loop")
Krazy Kaiser / Neuuuuman
Carl Johnson (from GTA: San Andreas)
Pope John Paul II (even though he's dead)

Today's Stupid Conservative:
Lord Acton

-Mr. Joseph