Topic: Complete randomness
Oh man,
This is funny shit.
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Yee-haw! You can expect a review on it soon.
Number Two: The latest series of movies I have been watching are the Deaht Wish series starring Charles Bronson.

You can also expect a entry tribute to the entire series (after I see Death Wish III -- that is the only one I haven't seen yet).
Number Three: Who has seen American Movie?

Anyway, my mom went to see a talk by an independant filmmaker at a fundraiser for a new local film dealing with mental disorders. Part of the fundraiser included other local filmmakers showing up as well, including the two guys from American Movie. She talked with them and got the one with glasses to sign an autograph for me (because my mom new I would love it). She then talked to another filmmaker about getting me an internship over the Summer. He emailed me and said he would love to have me on as a "PA" (Production Assistant). So, this summer, I will be working on an independant film project! More news to come on that later.
Here are some pictures of the event...
First, mom and Mark from American Movie...

Here's a second picture of them...

And here is Mark signing an autograph for me...

...So yeah, good stuff. More to come on all this later.
Number Four: Did you know that al Gore is making a movie?

It is called "AN Inconvinient Truth" and it is about Global Warming. I'm looking forward to it.

Well, that is the bell -- I got to get to class!
-Mr. Joseph

Fucking Amazing.
-Mr. Joseph

Nice sign...

See the connection?
SPECIAL: Comic Book covers!




Vicious Propaganda, "Gay City", and the driver in the last one looks like Reagan.
-Mr. Joseph

It was amazing. He did a great perfomance. He changed liquids colors and he blew stuff up. This man received a warmer applause then Jesus would have during the Second Coming.
For you poor bastards who don't know who Don Showalter is, let me explain.

He was the goofy scientist from the 1980's/1990's Chemistry Videos called The World of Chemistry. He starred in the program with this guy...

...Nobel Prize winner, Roald Hoffman.
Showalter is known for his quirky antics in the lab and some of his brilliant sayings, like...
"Blue to red, as-said (acid)"
"Wow, look at that!"
"Oh, my chemicals!"
"We're missing radon, becuase it is radioactive!"
"Look at that!"
Now, for some media of Don Showalter...
The Roald Hoffman Webpage
The Wikipedia Page for Don Showalter
The Wikipedia Page for The World of Chemistry Videos
The World of Chemistry Video Theme Song
Classic Video Clip from the World of Chemistry
There may be more to come... check this guy out -- he's amazing!
Also, I got his autograph -- hopefully, I can scan it and post it here!
Shout out's:
Dr. Don Showalter
-Mr. Joseph

Wow, does he think he is some kind of rockstar?
Next, a screencapture from FOXNews.com

Someone got fired for that, I'm sure...
Next, Donald Rumsfeld...

And a second dose of Rummy...

Enough said...
And this last one is one left over from last entry... it looks like Sean Hannity whining.

Well, that's it!
-Mr. Joseph

VERSUS

Here is the partial transcript...
Hollywood liberal Alec Baldwin stormed out of an in-studio radio interview Sunday night after he was confronted on the phone by radio hosts Sean Hannity and Mark Levin.
Baldwin was 30 minutes into a planned two-hour-plus sitdown with WABC Radio's Brian Whitman when Hannity called in.
The fireworks commenced almost immediately.
HANNITY: Alec, I wanted to give you an official WABC welcome considering you were supposed to come on my program last week and you didn't show up. What happened?
BALDWIN: No, I wasn't supposed to come on your program, Sean Hannity.
HANNITY: No, actually you were supposed to come on the program because a deal was made with your agent that if you were going to come on with Brian, first you'd come on with me.
BALDWIN: I wouldn't dream of coming on your program, Sean Hannity. I'm here with Brian. I'm here with a really talented broadcaster.
HANNITY: [Crosstalk] that you are, you don't tell the truth.
BALDWIN: Why would I want to come on the show with a no-talent, former construction worker hack like you?
HANNITY: Are you the guy that said of our vice president, while we're at war, while we're leading troops in harm's way - are you the reckless, third-rate Hollywood actor who said that Dick Cheney is a terrorist? Are you the guy . . .
BALDWIN: Yes I am.
HANNITY: ... who said to stone Henry Hyde to death? Are you the guy who said our president is a CIA mass murderer? I wanted you to come on the program and defend that, you gutless coward.
BALDWIN: At first I thought this was a joke. But you can hear all the acid venom spewing hatred. It is Sean Hannity. [END EXCERPT]
The exchange got even hotter when Mark Levin joined in.
LEVIN: We've only just begun - are you 40 or 50 pounds overweight now?
WHITMAN: Oh, C'mon now . . . .
HANNITY: Once and for all you need to be challenged. You want to call our vice president a terrorist - fine. You want to talk about stoning people to death, say it on my program. If you want to be irresponsible and call our president a mass murderer while he's at war leading troops in harm's way ...
BALDWIN: And what are you gonna do about it, Sean Hannity?
HANNITY: You don't have the courage to answer questions.
BALDWIN: And what are you gonna do? And what are you going to do about it, Sean Hannity. If I come on your program, what are you going to do?
LEVIN: He's going to show that you have a two digit IQ - that's what he's gonna do.
BALWIN: What are you going to do?
LEVIN: I just told you - you've got a two digit IQ.
BALDWIN: And who's that - who's your little cabin boy there with you.
LEVIN: I'm not a cabin boy, butt-boy.
BALDWIN: What are you doing there, cabin boy? ... I now dub you Sean Hannity's cabin boy.
LEVIN: And you know what you are? You're "Brokeback" Alec. [END EXCERPT]
The confrontation continued to spiral out of control, with Whitman intermittently trying to make peace and Baldwin repeatedly urging him to move on to other callers.
BALDWIN: Listen, Sean - you incredibly ignorant boob from Long Island ...
HANNITY: Oh, ouch, Alec.
BALDWIN: No, no, no, you've spoken, let me talk, Sean. Cause you've been spewing your ...
HANNITY: You're a third-rate Hollywood egomaniac.
BALDWIN: You're a no-talent, ignorant fool from Long Island. You should go back to building houses in Hempstead.
LEVIN: Why was your [former] wife [Kim Basinger] so pissed off at you, anyway?
WHITMAN: Now, c'mon guys.
BALDWIN: OK. We're done. [Gets up and leaves the studio]
WHITMAN: Come back. Come back. Alec? They're gone. Alec? Alec has walked out of the studio. Alec, please come back.
And an audio clip...
Baldwin Vs. Hannity
I have to say, that was pretty cool. And I think Alec Baldwin wins because the "Cabin Boy" comment was hilarious.
Either way, it was more interesting than watching Sean Hannity debate this idiot...

Well that is it for now...
-Mr. Joseph