Entry 22 to you
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Hello all,
My, it has been awhile, hasn't it? Well, ok, here are some stories...

Tonight at work, my friend Adam and his girlfriend Crynn (SP?) had a huge fight over the dumbest thing ever. Remember, Crynn was the one who threw a French Fry at me and after it missed, it left a dent in the wall. Ok, so anyway, what happened was, Adam and Crynn were talking and Crynn was complaining about how her Grandmother calls her "fat" and Adam said, "Well, she's just brutally honest."

Whoa! Burn!!!! Right? ...Wrong. Crynn went into a major fit and stormed off. Adam was dumbfounded, see, he meant it as that someone who says things like that is called "brutally honest", not that Crynn was actually fat.

At this point, I am cracking up, it was hilarious and for the rest of the night it was this huge thing -- back and forth -- arguing, apologizing, etc. Finally, they made up (after some nasty name calling on Crynn's part). And everything was fine.

Until...

Until, as a joke, Crynn said to Adam, "We'll be fine, if you 'go down' on me." (I shuddered.) Adam said something snappy that didn't mean "yes". So again, she stormed off, and I thought, "oh boy, here we go again." Well, a plot twist occurred. As she was sobbing to Chris Beretta ("Why won't he go down on me?!"), Beretta said, "Crynn, he won't because... YOU STINK!"

BURN!!!!!

That singlehandidly took all the heat off Adam and her rage focused on Beretta.

Then...

Yes, then. Then, a kid in the kitchen staff, Stephan, was fooling around and he tackled her and LICKED her (again, shudders). So now she's mad because Adam won't go beat up Stephan. Ludicris. Complete and utter ludicris.

Also, Kayla (a "white shirt") is quitting, so I might get a promotion!

...but yeah, I'm glad I'll be gone for two weeks. Oh yeah -- I'm going to Florida, so you won't hear from me from June 9th to June 18th. I'll try to post something before.

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Tomorrow is my Missing in Action movie marathon, in which we (several friends and I) will watch "Missing in Action", "Missing in Action 2: The Beginning", and "Braddock: Missing in Action III".

I wish, I knew how to post pictures. I promise, I will soon.

Speaking of, my girlfriend and I are working on a photoshop of "Lisense to Yawn", so that should be fun.

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So I got my grades yeasterday, three C+'s, two B+'s and a B. Yuck. I am really dissappointed, but you know, it has been a tough year. Also, my mom totally went off the deep end about it. Like I friggin' murdered somebody. What's the point? I don't need the grades, she won't let me get a lisense to drive anyway (oh yeah, I forgot to mention, she's paranoid about me driving). Sometimes, parents are just wrong. Well, that's my rant.

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I might be moving my blog to "blogspot", I heard it is very good. Don't worry, I will let you know. Also, my new email is Full_thrust_commitment@yahoo.com -- It's from a Hulk Hogan movie (I'll get a pic). Guess what. My mom freaked out about that too. Figures.

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Well, the Michael Jackson Trial is wrapping up, I hope he burns. By the way, Robert Blake totally did it.

...

Another pic, I should get it of Kent Hovind, he is a crazy "Christian Scientist" (I thought that was an oxymoron) and he believes in "Creationism".

Well, that's about it for me...

Shout out's
Chuck Norris
Fartski
Adam
Hunter of Zombies
Special K: The Sequel
Beretta
TS / MyGuy
Dan Da Man
Clauds

Stupid Conservative
Kent Hovind

Just Stupid
Michael Jackson
Crynn (SP?)

-Mr. Joseph

Into the 21rst Century, I mean Entry...
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hey everyone, a couple of items today!

Item One: School's out!!!! No more exams! Woo-hoo! It's been a great year!

Item Two: Miller Brewery's 150th Anniversary... so what? 150 years of killing people and destroying lives. The only good thing is that they and the Brew radio station is throwing a huge concert with great '80's bands

Item Three: I'm going to Florida from June 8th to June 17th, so pardon my absense.

Item Four: Summer Vacation is great!

Item Five: If I didn't menton, I got a haricut... no more mullet. (sobs)

Item Six: "Eye of the Tiger" is playing on the Brew right now ... awesome, just awesome!

Item Seven: I thought I would give you all a treat, here is the full collection of Edition I: Teacher Quotes from my school. You'll love them... Edition II is also finished, but that is for a later date. These are actual teachers and actual quotes!

“I’m not the Sex Police!”
-Ms. McLaughin

“It’s placenta time, gentlemen!”
-Ms. McLaughin

“What’s crack-a-lackin’ Marquette High?”
-Ms. McLaughin

“I’m old, but I’m not stupid yet!”
-Ms. McLaughin

“It is bullshit.”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“Hey, this is R. ‘I’m so cool’ Ralphson…”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“I felt like I was in a Lethal Weapon movie!”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“I’ve got my closet full of boring black shirts with white collars…”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“Ice cream makes me happy.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“Girls like guys with that superior attitude.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“People would think I’m an idiot!”
-Mr. Fleisch

“I don’t like those games, they make me violent.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“…He’s gonna put it between two balls.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“Joe Kay (me) is an ass!” (song)
-Mr. Feely

“Eat, eat, eat…Eat!” (song)
-Mr. Feely

“I’ll be back in three to five minutes.” (after thinking about thongs)
-Mr. Feely

“Hopefully, I’ll be doing some serious grading this Sunday.”
-Mr. Feely

“I had a switchblade…for, you know… cheese.”
-Dr. Kreilein

“Felix, what the hell?!”
-Dr. Kreilein

“I’m having a bad hair day.” (he’s entirely bald)
-Mr. Taylor

“How would you like it, if I came to your house and rolled around, naked, on your dining room table?”
-Mr. Taylor

“I’m gonna hunt you down, kill your dog, and drown your fish.”
-Mr. Taylor

“You worthless idiots.”
-Mr. Meuler

“Nothing is ever my fault.”
-Mr. Meuler

“I like my dates phat. That’s p-h-a-t, phat.”
-Mr. Herman

“You came to class with something on your butt!”
-Ms. Kresovic

“Hey, amigo!”
-Mr. Friday

“This is Father Dizzle.”
-Father Doyle S.J.

“People say drugs don’t work…they do. Trust me, they do.”
-Father Kolb S.J.

“Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em…but don’t smoke.”
-Mr. Laats

“Wake the Hell up!”
-Mr. Kearney (Younger Kearney)

“What’s wrong with being ghet-to?”
-Ms. Blaze

“Hush-up!”
-Ms. Hart

“Focus on your own urinal.”
-Mr. Cooks

“I had a great mullet.”
-Mr. Ernest

“We’re missin’ radon, ‘cause it’s radioactive!”
-Don Showalter (from the World of Chemistry videos)

Ok, well that is it for now...

Have a good Summer!

Shout Out's
My cousin, "Becca"
My teachers
97.3 the Brew

Stupid Conservatives:
Republican Senators who are attacking the Democratic filibuster.

Just Stupid:
Miller Brewery (WHICH IS OWNED BY THE SOUTH AFRICAN BREWERY!!!) Buncha sell-outs.

-Sir Rev. Dr. Herr Mr. Mr. Joseph

Entry Twenty
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Hey hey hey!
It's the last day of class right now, and I am at school. So... what's new? Not much. No more school!

"School's out!
Fo' Summa'
School's out!
Fo' Eva'"
-Alice Cooper

Anyway, I'm here to post an essay by my good friend, Comrade Konrad.

Here we go...

The Nature of U.S. Imperialism

Recently there has been a lot of debate over whether the United States has become an empire. The real question is why; by finding the cause of a problem we can better combat it. The U.S. is not the traditional empire of monarchs and colonies. It is an empire driven by capital. Capitalist imperialism collects capital through the exploitation of overseas labor. It invests in other countries, dominating all walks of life, shifting their financial structures to serve world profits. A main key to capitalism is expansion. Increased profits can only be obtained through a growth in enterprise, this attracts investors. The capitalists destroy societies by turning people into disenfranchised wage slaves. Cultures are replaced with mass-market consumer societies. The new imperialism is much worse; nations remain independent while western business dominates their means of production.
There is a lot to benefit for the capitalist in doing this. U.S. corporate investments grew 84% from 1985 to 1990 with the biggest increases in countries like South Korea, and Taiwan. North American and European corporations posses more than three-fourths of know mineral resources in Asia, Africa, and Latin America. U.S. business profits are 50% higher in underdeveloped countries than in developed countries because of no worker benefits, low wages, and low taxes. The “bottom line” is super profits acquired through cheap labor markets. Third world nations offer life like it was at the heart of the Industrial Revolution.
The United States government has always been controlled by capitalists, and the capitalist class shares a common ideology. In the earliest days it was slavery and expansion on the American continent, steeling land from Mexico in a self-proclaimed Manifest Destiny. In the 20th century America began its open conquest of Latin America with the Spanish-American War. Since the list of America’s crimes and interventions around the world is fairly long the following list is just some of the highlights:
From 1916-1924, U.S. marines occupied the Dominican Republic.
In 1953 the U.S. backed coup overthrew the progressive Mossadegh government and replaced it with the Shah to gain access to Iranian oil.
In 1954 the CIA directed an exile invasion and coup (along with bombing) of the newly elected Guatemalan Government because it nationalized the land of the United Fruit Company; the net result was 200,000 people killed.
In 1973 the CIA backed the overthrow of the democratically elected Marxist Government in Chile, it was estimated 40,000 people were killed.
In 1981-1990 the CIA directed the Contra invasions of Nicaragua, an estimated 50,000 killed.
In 1981-1992 brief military intervention and aid to the anti-rebel war in El Salvador, which resulted in the destruction of the popular movement and 75,000 killed.
For the past 100 years the United States government has imposed its “police powers” that can be traced to the Roosevelt Corollary. These are not just mistakes of the past but a continual line of crimes. In 2002 a command operation failed to remove socialist president Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. In 2003 the Bush administration threatened to deport all El Salvadorian immigrants if the FMLN party beat the U.S. backed ARENA party. Today El Salvador suffers from food shortages because all the land is being used to grow coffee for export to the U.S. In 2004 U.S. troops removed democratically elected Aristide form Haiti. The state department recently announced $5.6 million dollars have been allocated for U.S. “monitoring” in the upcoming elections in Nicaragua. The War on Terror and the problem of radical Islam is fueled by western business. Extremist Islam was introduced and imposed on the Muslim world by the Ottoman Empire. After its defeat in World War I the western countries of England and France betrayed the Arab people by dividing the land amongst themselves. These countries along with the United States supported oppressive Islamic governments who gave western business better access to oil. Both sides got rich in the process at the expense of the Arab people.
These countries and their people need their land and labor back so they can produce for themselves. Their foreign exports are crushed by tariffs. Strikes in one country are destroyed by stepping up production in another. Countries become sweatshop factories to support the life styles of the west. In 2000 the number of people living in absolute poverty was calculated at 1.5 billion by official statistics. The sad thing is not that this happens, but that people refuse to do anything because their lifestyles would become hypocritical and they would have to make sacrifices. The American people must be made to realize that neither party will stop the exploitation, the capitalists will not stop, and petitioning will not help. Only a fundamental restructuring of our entire social system will stop this. A united social force can stop capitalism and all the ills it caries: imperialism, exploitation, racism, sexism, greed, and corruption. No change can occur without change at the individual level first. Workers of all countries are being forced to compete against each other for the benefits of the capitalist class. All the progressive movements must put aside petty differences and unite if they are to achieve the common goal of a better future.

Shout out's
Comrade Konrad
Communists
My teachers...
Mr. Paul
Mrs. Sue
Dr. Sy
Mr. Mike
Ms. Mira
Mr. Luke
My friends

Stupid Conservatives
U.S. Imperialists

Just Stupid
Final Exams

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 19
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hello my babies,

"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all of my doors
(something something) in cars!"
-- Gary Numan
GOD! I can't get this song out of my head!

So anyway, since I don't care how you are, we'll get right back to what I want to talk about.

Issue Number One: Marquette Gold
What the Fuck!? (sorry mom and dad) BUT COME ON! This is terrible! Man I hate when people screw around like that. Leave it as the Warriors, change the logo, and shut up. OR leave it as the Golden Eagles.

Issue Number Two: Privatizing Social Security
Let the issue die, Bush! You aren't gonna ruin this country that easily.

Isssue Number Three: Paretti
A new chat friend of mine. She is so cool, I can't stand it! Argh! (No one put me up to this)

Issue Number Four: Pat Robertson
I read one of his books "The Ten Offenses". He is crazy. God, I love televangelists.

Issue Number Five: Mr. Feely
My English teacher. So weird. So crazy.

Issue Number Six: American Movie
Greatness. A mockumentary about a guy who is trying to make a horror movie on a zero dollar budget. They are from Wisconsin. Brilliant.

Issue Number Seven: Star Wars III
Haven't seen it. Looks mediocre. Way too much of a hype over it.

Issue Number Eight: Parties
I have two coming up. My Missing in Action Movie Marathon and my friend, Jack (fartski)'s birthday party.

Issue Number Nine: Burton
Have you ever met a real life redneck? There is one at my school named Burton and he is the most annoying, whiny, little redneck hick I have ever met.

Issue Number Ten: Summer Vacation
Three more days of class and five exams! Woo-hoo!
"Scho-o-o-ol's out!
Fo' Suma'
Scho-o-o-o'ls out!
Fo' eva'!"
-Alice Cooper
I am gonna miss all my friends and teachers over the Summer, though.


Well, that's it for now.

Shout out's
Gary Numan
Paretti
Mr. Feely
American Movie
Fartski

Stupid Conservatives:
GWB aka Dubya aka Jr. aka Bush II
Pat Robertson

Just Stupid
MU Gold
Burton
Star Wars III

-Mr. Joseph
P.S. I have some Communist essays to post for you.

18th the Entry
Topic: Parrrrrrrrrrr-tay!
Well, a quickie for now...

What is up with Logmire? It has been like a month since his last update! Geez!

My Grandparent's 50th Wedding Anniversary was last night. I filmed it... so much blackmail material. Also, I broke out into a disco number myself once or twice. Good stuff.

Happy Mother's Day!

Shout out's
Mothers
Logmire
My family

Just Stupid:
Disco

Stupid Conservative:
Pick one. Any one.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 17
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Hello and welcome to de middle of de film... sorry, I just saw "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"

Ok, here are my commie links.

http://usnpc.net -- World Youth Festival

www.iww.org -- Industrial Workers of the World Site

www.marxists.org -- History of Marxism

www.yclusa.org -- Communist Site

www.cpusa.org -- Another Communist Site

www.sp-usa.org -- The Socialist Party Site

That's all for now; I'm at school right now, I should go!

Shout out's
Commies
Socialists
Workers
The teacher two seats away from me
ACLU -- I'm doing a project on them

Stupid Conservatives
Religious Right

-Mr. Joseph

Entry nummer sechzehn (German for # 16)
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
hello again

Couple things -- no commie links today
Prom at Thomas More tonight! And that means that I wil get some "dessert"! ...and by dessert, I mean whatever crap they give us at the Italian Community Center. Anyway, that should be fun. I hope.

Also, on the bus, I looked out the window, into the taxi next to the bus and I saw the cab driver PICKING HIS NOSE! Not just "scratching"; but DIGGING! Oh jeez, I nearly died.

Well, my buddy "Con to the Mac" was driving a MINIVAN today! SWEET! ...how macho!

Well, that's it, for today.

Shout out's:
ConMac
Thomas More
Italians
Commies
Minivans

Just Stupid:
Cab Drivers (not all)

Stupid Conservative:
Tom DeLay (this guy is a crook)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 15
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well, it has been awhile, my darlings but I am back, oh yes, I am back.

...

So anyway, yesterday, I was violently ill. I had a Hell of a Headcold. I was in bed from (6pm - 7:30 am this morning). It was TERRIBLE. I'm better now... maybe...?

Today, I got my class ring and it is beeee-you-ti-ful! So I showed it to my "super-cool" Chemistry teacher, Mr. Paul (first names only) .. and looks at it and sees that I had the "American Eagle" on the side of it. He asked what it was and I told and so he says "But you're a Democrat, you can't put that on there." I nearly killed him. My point is, I love my country...probably more than most Republicans do, probably because I want to fix America's mistakes rather than to rush to "defend freedom". Ok! No more politics.

After Driver's Ed, I got onto the bus and I paid my fare. Usually, the bus driver automatically just gives me a transit. But this guy didn't, so I say, "Can I have a Transport" (not "transit") (after just being Driver's Ed, I made a mistake) So he says "Transport?" And I say, "Oh sorry, transit." And he says, "What is this? Star Trek Enterprise?"

Normally, I would snap back with something like "Yes, beam me down, Scotty" or "Khaaaan!" or something, but I was dumbfounded. Since when do bus drivers have quick wits? ...JUST KIDDING! But, anyway, I was startled, so I had no comeback. I just took my seat and pouted while listening to Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it".

Also, in Driver's Ed, we watched a film and, apparently the cop who was "teaching" the kids had watched "First Blood", Robin Williams, and Bill Cosby the night before. When this guy wasn't threatening to SHOOT A STUDENT he was sexually harassing another or making DIRECT QUOTES from Bill Cosby. No wonder so many kids drink and drive, this guy confuses them! I was confused when I left!

Also, me and my email buddy "Andreas" are going to start a "Young Democrats / Republicans of the South Side" this Summer.

Well, thats about it for today, next entry or so, I should have some COMMUNIST links for you.

Shout Outs:
Bus Drivers
Cops
Mr. Paul
Jostens -- my ring
Advil
Democrats

Stupid Conservatives:
sorry, but...
Mr. Paul
Republicans (not all of them)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XIV
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well, I started Driver's Ed and my instructor is a Vietnam Vet and an Ex-Biker. Yes really. Also, his nickname is SCRAPMETAL. How the Hell am I gonna learn how to drive from a guy named "Scrapmetal"?

Also, me and my friend Jack (Fartski) were talking and there is a teacher at my school named "Mr. Krahn". So we thought that it would be funny he introduced himself to someone and it went, a little something, like this...

"Hello, I'm Mr. Krahn"
(Kneels down) "Kraaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!! ...hi, sorry about that, gotta a little bug in my ear."

You know, from Star Trek II: Wrath of KHAN...?

Also, about Jack...our little joke about him is that "He's not gay, he just enjoys homoerotic foreplay" ...and he does.

One more story--
At work, my friend Adam and I were playing "Funniest phrase we overhear from the customers." (We're bussers) And he won with..."And then the doctor said, where's MY pants?"

Ok one last thing--
If you have seen Monty Python's Meaning of Life, you will know that they reference their "Wedding Tackle" as a "John Thomas" Well... there is a kid at my school named John Thomas!

Ok, shout out time:
Sticklyman
Skyscraper83
John Thomas
Monty Python
Scrapmetal
Mr. Krahn
Star Trek

Stupid Conservatives:
Brit Hume (I don't know why)

-Mr. Joseph

Topic: WARNING: Politics
Well, there is a new pope. There is an Ex-Nazi, very conservative, German pope. Pope Benedict XVI. He is 78 and not likely to last that long. Oh well.

Anyway,
We had "Sophomore Interviews" at school. Ms. Hart, the librarian interviewed me. I, originally, thought she was nuts, but she is actually quite nice. We also got out early. Well, now to do a project!

Also,
I bought a button with a picture of the little Monopoly guy being crossed out and it said "Back off, I'm a Communist!"

It was funny. I'll try to scan it and put it on the blog.

That's all, boys and girls...

Shout out's
Ms. Hart
Michael Moore
Terri...again (sighs)...women!
Clint Eastwood (his movies are now only $5.50 at Walmart.)

Stupid Conservative:
Pope Bendict XVI (Sorry, ok ok, I'll give him a chance)

-Mr. Joseph