LVIII: Hymm of a Rapper
Now Playing: The Catholic Rap
Topic: Songs and Quotes
This is a song I made up during Church History.

The Catholic Rap

((Rap Beat))
Yo! Ho-Ho-Holy Spirit!

Word! ...of God!

We hate gays!
We hate women! (Women!)
We hate your sperm
all a-swimmin'! (Swimmin'!)

((Rap Beat))

We fear Muslims!
We hate Jews! (Jews!)
Those damn Protesants
give us the Blues! (Blues!)

((Rap Beat))

Ben 16
is our Pope! (Pope!)
He got elected
by a puff of smoke! (Smoke!)

((Rap Beat))

We are a tool
of the Right! (Right!)
If you disagree,
we will smite! (Smite!)

((Rap Beat))

Crusades!
Ye-Yeah!
Inquisition!
No one expects 'em!
Creationism!
Hell-yeah!

Give a shout out to my homies!
Jerry Falweizzle!
Word up... to Jesus!
Pat RobertO-son!
Yo-Yo!
Kent "Dino" Hovind!
He's da shit!
Big Ben X-V-I!

Evolution!

((Record Stops))

((silence))

What da fuck?!

Abortion!

Oh, shit! Richelieu, waste that prick!

((Gun shots))

-End of song-

...Ah, that's nice. One day I will record it under the name "50 Cent Donation".

Shout out's:
Catholics (I'm one!)

Just Stupid:
The Catholic Rap

-Mr. Joseph