Into the 21rst Century, I mean Entry...
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hey everyone, a couple of items today!

Item One: School's out!!!! No more exams! Woo-hoo! It's been a great year!

Item Two: Miller Brewery's 150th Anniversary... so what? 150 years of killing people and destroying lives. The only good thing is that they and the Brew radio station is throwing a huge concert with great '80's bands

Item Three: I'm going to Florida from June 8th to June 17th, so pardon my absense.

Item Four: Summer Vacation is great!

Item Five: If I didn't menton, I got a haricut... no more mullet. (sobs)

Item Six: "Eye of the Tiger" is playing on the Brew right now ... awesome, just awesome!

Item Seven: I thought I would give you all a treat, here is the full collection of Edition I: Teacher Quotes from my school. You'll love them... Edition II is also finished, but that is for a later date. These are actual teachers and actual quotes!

“I’m not the Sex Police!”
-Ms. McLaughin

“It’s placenta time, gentlemen!”
-Ms. McLaughin

“What’s crack-a-lackin’ Marquette High?”
-Ms. McLaughin

“I’m old, but I’m not stupid yet!”
-Ms. McLaughin

“It is bullshit.”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“Hey, this is R. ‘I’m so cool’ Ralphson…”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“I felt like I was in a Lethal Weapon movie!”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“I’ve got my closet full of boring black shirts with white collars…”
-Mr. Ralphson S.J.

“Ice cream makes me happy.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“Girls like guys with that superior attitude.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“People would think I’m an idiot!”
-Mr. Fleisch

“I don’t like those games, they make me violent.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“…He’s gonna put it between two balls.”
-Mr. Fleisch

“Joe Kay (me) is an ass!” (song)
-Mr. Feely

“Eat, eat, eat…Eat!” (song)
-Mr. Feely

“I’ll be back in three to five minutes.” (after thinking about thongs)
-Mr. Feely

“Hopefully, I’ll be doing some serious grading this Sunday.”
-Mr. Feely

“I had a switchblade…for, you know… cheese.”
-Dr. Kreilein

“Felix, what the hell?!”
-Dr. Kreilein

“I’m having a bad hair day.” (he’s entirely bald)
-Mr. Taylor

“How would you like it, if I came to your house and rolled around, naked, on your dining room table?”
-Mr. Taylor

“I’m gonna hunt you down, kill your dog, and drown your fish.”
-Mr. Taylor

“You worthless idiots.”
-Mr. Meuler

“Nothing is ever my fault.”
-Mr. Meuler

“I like my dates phat. That’s p-h-a-t, phat.”
-Mr. Herman

“You came to class with something on your butt!”
-Ms. Kresovic

“Hey, amigo!”
-Mr. Friday

“This is Father Dizzle.”
-Father Doyle S.J.

“People say drugs don’t work…they do. Trust me, they do.”
-Father Kolb S.J.

“Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em…but don’t smoke.”
-Mr. Laats

“Wake the Hell up!”
-Mr. Kearney (Younger Kearney)

“What’s wrong with being ghet-to?”
-Ms. Blaze

“Hush-up!”
-Ms. Hart

“Focus on your own urinal.”
-Mr. Cooks

“I had a great mullet.”
-Mr. Ernest

“We’re missin’ radon, ‘cause it’s radioactive!”
-Don Showalter (from the World of Chemistry videos)

Ok, well that is it for now...

Have a good Summer!

Shout Out's
My cousin, "Becca"
My teachers
97.3 the Brew

Stupid Conservatives:
Republican Senators who are attacking the Democratic filibuster.

Just Stupid:
Miller Brewery (WHICH IS OWNED BY THE SOUTH AFRICAN BREWERY!!!) Buncha sell-outs.

-Sir Rev. Dr. Herr Mr. Mr. Joseph