Entry 19
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hello my babies,

"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all of my doors
(something something) in cars!"
-- Gary Numan
GOD! I can't get this song out of my head!

So anyway, since I don't care how you are, we'll get right back to what I want to talk about.

Issue Number One: Marquette Gold
What the Fuck!? (sorry mom and dad) BUT COME ON! This is terrible! Man I hate when people screw around like that. Leave it as the Warriors, change the logo, and shut up. OR leave it as the Golden Eagles.

Issue Number Two: Privatizing Social Security
Let the issue die, Bush! You aren't gonna ruin this country that easily.

Isssue Number Three: Paretti
A new chat friend of mine. She is so cool, I can't stand it! Argh! (No one put me up to this)

Issue Number Four: Pat Robertson
I read one of his books "The Ten Offenses". He is crazy. God, I love televangelists.

Issue Number Five: Mr. Feely
My English teacher. So weird. So crazy.

Issue Number Six: American Movie
Greatness. A mockumentary about a guy who is trying to make a horror movie on a zero dollar budget. They are from Wisconsin. Brilliant.

Issue Number Seven: Star Wars III
Haven't seen it. Looks mediocre. Way too much of a hype over it.

Issue Number Eight: Parties
I have two coming up. My Missing in Action Movie Marathon and my friend, Jack (fartski)'s birthday party.

Issue Number Nine: Burton
Have you ever met a real life redneck? There is one at my school named Burton and he is the most annoying, whiny, little redneck hick I have ever met.

Issue Number Ten: Summer Vacation
Three more days of class and five exams! Woo-hoo!
"Scho-o-o-ol's out!
Fo' Suma'
Scho-o-o-o'ls out!
Fo' eva'!"
-Alice Cooper
I am gonna miss all my friends and teachers over the Summer, though.


Well, that's it for now.

Shout out's
Gary Numan
Paretti
Mr. Feely
American Movie
Fartski

Stupid Conservatives:
GWB aka Dubya aka Jr. aka Bush II
Pat Robertson

Just Stupid
MU Gold
Burton
Star Wars III

-Mr. Joseph
P.S. I have some Communist essays to post for you.