This column should have a new name because I rarely update it every week, more of when the mood strikes me (and by that I mean when I have nothing better to do).

A few warnings before you proceed fragile reader...

I have a tendency to be a bit... frank in my fumes and if you don't think you can handle listening to an opinion other than your own, please find the exit door and escort yourself out.

I also have the nasty habit of swearing, er... alot. At the advice of my friends, I've started cutting back, but just a heads up, the oldest issues (#1 - #5) are unsuitable for a PG audience. (Like, ear-bleeding unsuitable.)

Other than that, there aren't too many things to worry about. Please understand that these are my views and if you find any of them offensive, do not take it personally, or think that I'm trying to shove them down your throat. I'm just vocal and tactless ::shrug::.

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