Fucker!

::ehem:: This issue of the Weekly Fume (yes, highly overdue, I realize), is most definitely, without a doubt, unsuitable for any audience under 13. Leave now and save your virgin ears……

My gripe this week is with cjb.net, a free service that allows site owners without private domains (like myself) to mask their long laborious URL's with spiffy, personalized shorter ones.

For instance, the real URL (or web "addy") for the main page of this site is: https://www.angelfire.com/realm2/discordfics/welcome.html.

That's damn long… ugly too…

With the use of cjb.net, that URL becomes: http://discordfanfiction.cjb.net

Cool, right?

Ha, no. Not anymore.

CJB.net has followed the recent trend with free service providers by attaching new ugly strings. Now anytime someone visits a site using a cjb.net URL, they will be bombarded with at least 1-3 full page pop-ads.

Fuck that! There is nothing that pisses me off more on the internet than all out, screen size pop-up ads trying to sell me shit I don't need, don't want and don't give a damn about!

Fuck CJB.net and their fucking stingy new policies, trying to wring every last bit of earnings out of website owners. If you don't want to offer a free service, than don't fucking advertise it as such!

I used to highly recommend cjb.net; they were valuable and I greatly appreciated the service they provided.

Please notice the past tense of that last sentence.

Oh, and you want to hear something even better? They've also implemented a new rule where you have to use URL cloaking (which means that I won't be able to tell what search engines people used to find my site and that visitors can't read my messages in the blue title bars). I have no idea why, most likely b/c cjb.net is run by complete morons!

So whoopee-do-da-fucking-day!

Damn, damn, damn and damn!!!! CJB.net sucks and I will be discontinuing my service with them soon.

I wish there were a game show on TV with a special contest that would show the true character of cjb.net's owners. The contest would state, simply, that anyone who rolled around in a tub of human excrement would win $50 bucks.

I'll bet you that the cjb.net CEO would be the first to jump in, greedy bastard.