Rants

Ok here goes.. this section is all just cause i'm bored and i can't sleep so i'm writing whatever comes to mind.. so it will prolly make no sense what so ever... so anyway.. i'm really am quite bored.. I'll eventually add to it from time to time.. so keep chheckin back..... school is such a bother, it takes up soo much time, on the other had so is work.. the solution to both these problems lies in being filthy rich. cause if i was filthy rich then i wouldn't need school and i wouldn't need job. Speaking of which.. did u know that if you are up a tree and dog is at the bottom of the tree and it is barking at you... it should sound more like a double bark cause there bark around the tree called tree bark and its doin its barking thing so there are actually two things "barking"... you see? Someone said to me the other day.. "if you put a gay man in a straight jacket... is he still gay? Or will the jacket even fit?" I thought to myself.. what kinda of a dumb question is that.. of course the jacket will fit cause they can always get a bigger one if its too small.. and of course he'll be straight.. thats why they call it a 'straight jacket'... straight as an arrow shot into the sky.. ok.. thats wierd... if its staight as an arrow shot into the sky.. then it isn't all that straight cause it will follow a parabolic path... and therefore will be a bent curve shape.. not so straight is it? Makes you wonder about all those archers out there... especially those merry men types.. So anyway... now that ive gone cross-eyed and confused myself.. So u ever wondered who came up with stuff for the first time.. i mean who think of this stuff the very first time.. before anyone else thinks of this stuff... its like this stuff just stuffs its way into their heads which was already full of stuff so then some of that stuff seeps out and they use it and come up with the ideas for all this stuff. Me.. i just ignore a lot of that stuff... its all a bunch of made up stuff anyway... regurgitated thoughts from the minds of those things with the people who said that stuff. Vegetarians suck.. people were meant to eat meat.. we have canine teeth.. people say killing and eating animals is wrong... well look at what happens to vegetables.. they get ripped from the ground... and either skinned alive, eaten raw, boiled alive, and/or chopped up while alive. stupid veggy people... get a life... eat meat... mmm steak...so who invented the box? who ever it was was a genius.... did you know that boxes can hold stuff? so very cool..... and have u ever wondered what would happen if you just type away on a computer all day but have no thought what so ever about what you are going to type? kinda sounds like someone is sirens loud and it closer kids car driving cough cough is not all that easy to do. You see? so anyway. I vote yes to that thing about that other thing with the little round bits around the edge and the decorative patterns on the part that is out in the portion of the back of the funny little bit. And the birds, what the hell is up with the birds.... do they not realize that its early in the morning, and that if they wake up the wrong person too early in the morning it can be hazardous to their health. Stupid little flying pooping machines. So anyway, that all made no sense... but speaking of not making any sense... i work in in a "store" that sells many different things.... there are so many things in this store that is impossible to know where everything is... but people still expect miracles... and the worst is certain people witha language barrier come up to you asking for the most obscure thing, your can't understand a word they are saying, but you still try to patiently help them.. and then because they SUCK.. they get all mad at you... well i have two words for all of those people out there that fit this category... but i won't say them here because you will go blind from reading them and your hair will fall out... if you just took some time to learn the language you wouldn't get so frustrated.... and for those of you that know the language and still get pissed off over nothing... i say grow up, get a life, and don't talk to me that way... i'll only laugh at you.... because you have no excuse except stupidity.... .. .. .. .. Damn those who feel they ARE the final word on a subject.. . *cough* *cough* .. teachers... everyone can learn more than they already know it doesn't matter how many degrees you have, or what your reputation is.... Intelligence should be limited to the humble. I hate people who think they run the world just because they believe they are more educated on a subject than others. They are always right and are never wrong... Fuck that!.. Be humble with your knowledge, share it when requested, because there will always be someone who wants to prove you wrong, and one day they will prove you wrong and u'll look like an ass... Stupid comments and/or comments/opinions given t the wrong time deserve to be ridiculed and shot down. Don't give a half assed answer or comment, it doesn't make you look any smarter. Bite your tongue and listen to what others have to say and learn from it...What does it mean when a girl wears a lot of bright pinks...? She is usually an air headed dumb fuck. I have never met a "pink" girl who has anything intellectual to say.... They are all about that "I'm confused" look that they have perfected when you try to have any sort of a conversation with them... its not helping your image.. try thinking before you act/speak and maybe get rid of the pink??? I have a theory that the pink actually absorbs intelligence from the person wearing it... wear it too long and BAM! you start talkin like Brittany Spears... now there's a dumb girl... its regoddamndiculous how dumb she is... Also... if you associate with a "pink" girl a lot then you can even catch this disorder... . . .. . .Oh.. if you took a class on Canadian Studies.. what do you think the content of the course would be about???? Ding ding ding.... you guessed it.. it should be about CANADA.... Then why the HELL was I in a Canadian studies class that involved little of Canada and was all about makin documentaries.. not even Canadian documentaries... well it touched on them a little.. but it should be like 95% Canadian content should it not? I mean it is called Canadian Studies...The stupid class focused on the Documentary side of it.. how to make one, how do you define one.. etc... and ignored the Canadian parts... its regoddamndiculous!!!!!! Stupid people need to LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!!!!!!! stop !%#$@ cutting me off on the road.... Bad weather doesn't cause accidents... stupid mother @#%$$# drives and their selfish pig headed decisions do... And if you do drive well and you want to merge/change lanes.. I will let you in.. but for the love of fuck.. give the god damn thank-you wave to me after.. to say "thanks" you selfish stuck up bastard... I was nice enough to let you in but you can't take the two seconds to thank me? What kind of an asshole are you?... do you think that you own the road and that you are doing a favor by goin in front of me? i say NO... so give "the wave" and don't be an ASS!.... Speaking of cars.. have u ever noticed how many people drive with their fog lights on even if it is a crystal clear night with no fog, no clouds, no rain , etc.... WHY???? What the #%^@% are you thinkin? Its not helping you see any better.... by the time something is illuminated in that "extra light" from the fog lights.. your gonna hit it... there's no way u can stop in time unless ur goin like 10-15 km/h.... if ur doin the usual 50 km/h or more.... then you can't stop the car fast enough... so why bother??? Do you think you are special? A unique snow flake among boring stuff...? Well you're NOT!!!! And its not helping you see any better, it pisses off other drivers, its not the "cool" thing to do... and its not a special gimmick or unique add on for your vehicle.. most new cars have fog lights.. and if they don't you can add them very for not a whole lot of money... its like you're saying.. "look at me I have fog lights, aren't I special?" .. Grow up... do us all a favor and drive into a pole... So anyway.. i was thinkin the other day about how our government can make some cash... I think they should first of all increase the % of tax on cigarettes dramatically and they should also fine the fuck heads or littering their cigarette butts all over the ground, out of their car windows into the street, and everywhere else they put them.. cause they go everywhere except the garbage.. its @^&%# disgusting... (well so is smoking.. but that's for another rant. another time... ) We could stop a LOT of littering, make the place look a LOT better and earn some good cash for the province... Stupid people causing stupid problems requires the government to step in and charge those stupid people .. i.e. fines... (cause we all know people will actually listen is it involves money... ah the almighty dollar..)... .. .. Warning labels should be taken off products and everything should be user beware... The warning labels you find on products now a days are getting regoddamndiculous... "Warning.. coffee might be hot and can burn".. well DUH!!!!... its supposed to be hot... What's next... warnings on sidewalks every five feet warning you that sidewalks can cause you to trip and hurt yourself... its messing with Darwins theory of "survival of the fittest"... we aren't weeding out the stupid people in the earths population.. so stupid people are breeding with even more stupid people and they create a breed of ultra stupid people... .. .. .. Ok so here's the story... On January 8th 2004 I ordered a cd from amazon.ca. It is now April 28th, 2004 and i STILL HAVEN'T RECIEVED MY ORDER!!!!!!!!! APPARENTLY... they are having supply issues... but if you want to go and order the cd, the shipping date still says it will ship in 3 - 4 days... now im confused... do they mean days?? or MONTHS??? its regoddamndiculous!!!! So anyway, I called them (this is after emailing them 4 times) and expressed my disgust... so they said, "oh it looks like its on back order, and we are having supply problems"... so i said "FOR FOUR MONTHS???? you can't get a cd in FOUR MONTHS????" Fuck you amazon.ca... im never ordering form you again, you suck monkey balls and you smell like the inside of an ass!!! ARRRRGGHHHHH FUCK!$@%^!#$% #@#!^%#@$ #@#@$!!!!!!!