| Well here it is... some words of wisdom and various quotes... id tell you the
truthful wisdom that you SHOULD live by.. but it'll scare ya... well
ok.... here it is... "You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly...
if a strange man offers you a ride.. I say TAKE IT."... well ok..
thats enuf of that.. Get a sense of humor it'll take you far. Cause the
way i figure it.. if u can't take a joke, and u have no sense of humor
you aren't living. |
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| 1. If you can't take a joke... how the hell have u lived this
long....? |
| 2. Stupid people don't make mistakes.... stupid people make the
same mistake twice. (Unknown) |
| 3. there are no dumb questions... just dumb people. (Unknown) |
| 4. There's humor in everything we do... you just need to open your
mind to see it. |
| 5. Transvestite - A guy who likes to have a good time, dress up and
be Mary. (Unknown) |
| 6. Today Peanuts... .. . Tomorrow ... The world.... |
| 7. If ya can't beat them....... .... get a bigger stick.... (Unknown) |
| 8. It has been proven that carrots don't improve eyesight...
Although... they are still #1 for getting rid of deep rectal itch...
(Jim Carrey) |
| 9. War doesn't solve anything... except all of Americas problems
(Bart Simpson) |
| 10. It's really sad when you see an Indian wearing a cowboy hat. (Jess
Margera) |
| 11. I cant really get a boner over todays rock music, id rather get hit in the face with a golf club than listen to some random yahoo with an eyebrow ring whining like a little bitch about how he and his girlfriend
didn't get along. (Jess Margera) |
| 12. Well i was just out back eatin a meat pie... (Bam Margera) |
| 13. Where's my fucking stick, i wanna hit somebody goddamnit (Chad
I. Ginsburg) |
| 14. Fabrication - How fabulous.. let it go... just let it go... |
| 15. Infinity is a little out of the way.... |
