| Ok, so some people might get offended when they read or look at some
of the stuff that is on my website. Well none of the stuff on here is
meant to be offensive. Ok... none of the stuff on this site is meant to
be too offensive. However, if for some reason you are offended by some
of the things on this site, may i take this opportunity to straighten a
few things out. |
| 1) *pointing to the navigation bar on the left* Let me
introduce you to the brick wall.... it listens to people whine and cry
about things much better than me or anyone else for that matter. And it
is the only place on this site you will get any sympathy. |
| 2) The world today is getting way too uptight. Pretty soon comedy will
be as dry, dull and boring as Gandhi's knickers after a sandstorm. There
won't be any comedy because someone out there might be offended or even
offended on behalf of someone who might not have experienced the comedy
but might have been offended if they had. I for one am offended that
this might actually happen. Well not really, but someone might be. |
| 3) If you can't take a comical look at life, because you take things
too seriously you need to be locked away, or even buried six feet under
ground. Life isn't worth living if everything is taken too seriously.
Lighten up, conflict is caused by stuck up dumbasses who get offended
too easily. |
| 4) If you are offended just for the sake of being offended or because
you think it is the right thing to do (ie. "I'm offended on behalf
of someone else who might be offended")... get a life, form your
own opinions and piss off. Its people like you that are all for the
stupid 'equality in society'. now down't get me wrong, i have nothin
wrong wit equality, but its going too far... whats next... are they
gonna rename the province of Manitoba to Personitoba.
Or Manhattan to Personhatten. Stupid people... give it
up... I could go on about this but that's a lil off topic... i'll save
it for a rant one day... |
| 5) Lastly, if you are still offended by any of the above statements,
please read number one again. This time read it aloud for all to hear.
Maybe it will sink in a little better and everyone can then get on with their
lives. |
