一切錯誤由此起 This Cause All Wrong
Wed, 9 Aug 2023
無聊改歌詞11:老豆好叻
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
細路,你老豆好叻喎!
細路,你老豆好醒喎!
細路,你老豆巴閉!
你老豆唔叻,就奇啦~呀怪!~
Wed, 14 Jun 2023
無聊改歌詞10: 廁所排長龍
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞: 我急尿呀~~~~~!
廁~所~排~長~ 龍~~~~~~~~~~~!
盡~把哀音訴呀!
廁所排長龍~~!
盡~把哀音訴呀!
廁所排長龍~~!
Haaa!
尿~急偏偏廁所排長龍~~!
唉!一回頭呀處!
一心呀呀呀傷!
廁~所排長龍!
Haaa!
尿~急偏偏廁所排長龍~~!
話~短卻係長呀!
呢此最難忘!
唉悲~復愴呀!
廁所排長龍~~!
Haaaaaa!
尿~急偏偏 廁~所~排~長~ 龍~~~~~~~~~~~!
WuWaaaaaaaaaaa!
無聊自傳歌7: 潮州音樂 - 個個都痴
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
所有空間通通~係咁~ 痴~~~~~~~~!
宇宙對出都~咁~ 痴~~~~~~~~~~!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
唔痴唔痴你痴我痴,大家點都有D痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
出世個陣已經痴!
你痴我痴佢痴,根本個個都痴線人人,係有D痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
唔知唔知你知我知,大家都知無得醫!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
痴線佬走去當醫!
你痴我痴佢痴,宇宙每一個角落人人,係鬥瘋痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
窮D傻痴有錢喪痴,富翁根本最鬼痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
痴線可以坐BENZ!
你知我知佢知,根本個個都知道窮人,係無咁鬼痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
傻痴傻痴你痴我痴,大家每日鬥瘋痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
揸FIT個班最鬼痴!
你知我知佢知,所有國家既領導完全,係個個都痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
唔醫唔痴去醫更痴,仲醫根本你低B!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
痴線真正無得醫!
你知我知佢知,根本個個都知道完全,係無得去~醫~~~~~~!
鬼界仙界都一~樣鬥痴~~~~~!
天外有天都~咁~痴~~~~~~~~!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
唔痴唔痴唔痴唔痴,你知你知我知我知,大家都知無得醫!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
痴線點解咁HAPPY?!
你痴你痴我痴我痴佢痴佢痴,根本個個都痴線就完全,係最開心!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
名醫明痴狂醫狂痴,怪醫怪痴喪醫喪痴,讀醫根本已經痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
痴線邊處有得醫!
你知我知,我知佢知,佢知你知,根本個個都知道連神,亦係無個識醫!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
傻豬傻D傻豬傻痴,喪B喪D喪B喪痴,大家一早已經痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
仙鬼魔妖都咁Q痴!
阿貓阿狗,阿珍阿珠,阿嬌阿花,即使阿水都知道全神,亦係個個都痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
傻仔傻女傻佬傻婆,喪威喪超喪彪喪PAUL,大家都總有D痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
邊有一個無乜痴!
你知我痴我知佢痴,佢知你痴你知個個痴,不過最痴果個完全,係無邊個~ 知~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EE!
痴線到底點~去~~~ 醫~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~E!
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呢處根本個個都係~咁~~ 痴~~~~~~~~!
出世已經知~道~~ 痴~~~~~~~~~~~~!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
邊個都總有D痴!
痴痴地就唔算痴!痴痴地就唔算痴!
痴線邊鬼個識醫!
唔痴唔叻唔叻唔痴,最痴最叻最叻最痴,學者通通都好鬼痴! 愛恩斯坦都好鬼痴!
根本個個都知道傻強,係無份唱!
不過個個都知道傻強,係名都無得~ 出~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
好多金就唔怕痴!好多銀又唔怕痴!
陳生陳太何生何太,李生李太伍生伍太,大家每日笑HEHE!
痴金線又唔怕痴!痴銀線又唔怕痴!
金線銀線最好痴!
有金有銀,有銀有金,配金帶銀,總之最好痴既完全,係有金有銀~~~~~~~~~~~~!
金線最好痴晒銀~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
無聊自傳歌6: Eat N Shit
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞: YO!食完就急屎!痾完又肚餓!
食完就急屎!痾完又肚餓!
食完就急屎!痾完又肚餓!
又食又痾!又食又痾!又食 又痾!
又食又痾!又食又痾!又食 又痾!
又食又痾!又食又痾!又食 又痾~~~~~!
一日到黑都係又食又痾!又食又痾!又食 又痾~~~~~!
YO!
無聊自傳歌5: Liar
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞: Coward Always Lie! Never Tell the Truth!
No Guts to Admit What They Do~!
Coward Always Lie! Never Tell the Truth!
No Guts to Admit What They Do~!
Coward Always Lie! No Guts to Tell the Truth!
Didn't Dare to Admit What IT Do~!
Coward Always Lie! No Guts to Tell the Truth!
Didn't Dare to Admit What IT Do~!
Coward Always Lie! Never Tell the Truth!
No Guts to Admit What IT Do~ Do~ Do~ Do~!
Coward Always Lie! No Guts to Tell the Truth!
Didn't Dare to Admit What IT DoDoDoDoDoDoDo~~~!
Thu, 29 Dec 2022
無聊改歌詞5: 賀年歌-好鬼凍x3 (Bilingual 港+英)
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事! Ha!
歌詞:Hui!好乸凍~呀!好乸凍~呀!
大家都話好乸凍呀!
點解今日咁乸凍呀!
點~呀解~呀咁乸凍呀!
今日真係好乸凍呀!
大家都話好~乸~凍~~~~!
我 HucChiu!!!
Hui! Very cold~ Ah! Very cold~ Ah!
Everybody said very cold Ah!
Why today Ah so Ah cold!
Why~ Ah! Why~ Ah! So Ah cold Ah!
Today really very cold Ah!
Everybody said~ very cold~~~~!
I HucChiu!!!
Hei!好鬼凍~呀!好鬼凍~呀!
大家都話好鬼凍呀!
點解今日咁鬼凍呀!
點~呀解~呀咁鬼凍呀!
今日真係好鬼凍呀!
大家都話好~鬼~凍~~~~!
我 HucChiu!!!
恭喜發財~~~!
Sun, 18 Dec 2022
無聊改歌詞1+2=4: Santa Remix
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:謂!你唔好咁曳!你唔好咁百厭!你仲係咁曳,就唔比禮物你!呀剩單勞忍係會知到你曳!
Hey!醒醒醒,醒醒醒,早知咪懶醒!個個要我去救佢命,搞到我無得瞓!我頂!頂頂頂,頂頂頂,認真係氣頂!個個跣我仲鑊鑊傑,實聽釘屎都無命賠!Huh!
你最好就唔好扭計,咪lur晒落地咁滯!你如果唔聽媽Me話,就會打你個屁鼓仔,Hei!
頭先呃呀婆,而加蝦細路!唔玩真正笨,幾大玩到癲!雀雀聲娶老婆,再發發聲娶多個妾侍,再彭彭聲娶多個鴉烏婆,好過屎左渣都Mu!
Hey!你唔好咁曳啦!你唔好咁百厭啦!你仲係咁曳呀,就唔比禮物你架!呀剩單勞忍係會知到你曳呀!
Hey!驚驚驚,驚驚驚,我真係好驚!比D官兵捉到正,今次我無得柄!唉!釘釘釘,釘釘釘,呢鋪實聽釘!
Hey!呀剩單勞忍會唔比禮物你~~!呀剩單勞忍會打你個屁鼓仔~~~!
A~~~~~!好~彩~不~嬲~多~計~仔~,其實釘~屎~果個唔~~Hee~~~Urrrr~~~~~~~~~~!
Ho!Ho!Ho!
Hey!
Merry X'mas!!!
Thu, 3 Nov 2022
無聊返叛奏5:Rock Rock-童年時
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
Hei! 童年時我與你家鄉中相見阡陌上~! Ha!Ha!
你要我替你將心~掛天上~! Ha!Ha!
何時能再與你一雙雙走到花樹望~! Ha!Ha!
我這裏每晚每朝也會對你想千趟~! Ha!Ha!
童年時我與你家鄉中相見天未亮~! Ha!Ha!
你要我替你採花~插襟上~! Ha!Ha!
何時能再與你打韆鞦打到星月上~! Ha!Ha!
再看看這兩顆心~~~~! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
有無永遠相向~~~! Wa~!
Dadadadadiu~~!
Dadadiu~~!
Dadadadadiu~~!
Dadadadadadadadiu~~dadiu~~!
Dadiu~~~!
Mon, 24 Oct 2022
無聊返叛奏4: Rock R&B - Smoke gets in your eyes
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
Hey! They~ asked me how I knew, Huy!
My true love was true! Huy!
Huh~Huh~Huh~~!
I of course replied, Huy!
something here inside, Huy!
Can not be denied~~! Huy!Huy!
Now~ laughing friends deride, Huy!
Tears I cannot hide! Huy!
Huh~Huh~Huh~~!
So I smile and say, Huy!
when a lovely flame dies, Huy!
Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!
Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!
Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!
Smoke~ gets~ in~ your~ eyes~~~~~! Huy!
Hey! They~ asked me how I knew, Huy!
My true love was true! Huy!
Huh~Huh~Huh~~!
I of course replied, Huy!
something here inside, Huy!
Can not be denied~~! Huy!Huy!
Now~ laughing friends deride, Huy!
Tears I cannot hide! Huy!
Huh~Huh~Huh~~!
So I smile and say, Huy!
when a lovely flame dies, Huy!
Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!
Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!
Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!
Smoke~ gets~ in~ your~ eyes~~~~~~~~! Ha~!
Mon, 10 Oct 2022
無聊返叛奏3: Rock R&B - Unchained Melody
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
Oh~~~, my~ love, my dar~ling!
I've hun~~gered for~~ your~ touch!
Are you~~ still mine~~~~~~~~
I~~~~~~~~I need~~~ your love!
I~~~ need~ your~ love~!
God speed~~ your love~~ to~~~~~~~ me~~~!
Huh! Huh! Huh~~~!
Oh~~, my love, my darling~! Hui!
I've hun~~gered for~ your~ touch!
Are you~~~~~~ Hui! still mine~~~~~~~
I~~~~~~~~~~~I need~~~~e~~ your~ love!~~ Huh!
I~~~ need~ your~ love~~~! Huh! Huh!
God speed~ your love~~ to~~~~~~~ me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
Hua~~~~!
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