無聊唱古文8:出師表 (Hard Rock)
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
作者-諸葛亮(孔明) (181-234AD)
臣~亮~言~,先帝創業未半~而中道崩~殂[槽]~!
今天下三分~,益州疲弊~,此~誠~危急存亡之~秋~也~~~!
然~侍衞之臣~,不懈於內~,忠志之士~,忘身於外者~,蓋追先帝之殊遇,欲報之於陛下也!
誠~宜~開張~聖聽,以~光~先帝~遺德,恢~宏~志士~之氣,不~宜~妄自~菲薄,引喻~失義,以塞忠諫之路也!
宮中~府中~俱為一體~,陟[色]罰臧[裝]否~,不宜異同~~~!
若有作姦犯科,及為忠善~者~,宜付有~司~,論其刑賞~,以昭陛~下~平明之治~!不宜偏私~,使內外異法也~!
侍~中侍~郎,郭攸之~費[秘]褘[衣]~董允~等~,此皆良~實~,志慮忠~純~,是以先帝簡拔以遺陛~下~~!
愚~以為宮中之事,事無大小,悉以咨之,然後施行,必能裨補闕漏,有所廣~益~~~!
將軍向~寵~,性行淑~均~,曉暢軍~事~,試用於昔日,先帝稱之曰~能~~~!
是以衆議舉寵為~督~!愚~以為營中之事,悉以咨之,必能使行陣和睦,優劣得~所~~~!
親賢臣,遠小人,此先漢所以興~隆~也~!(興~隆~也~!)
親小人,遠賢臣,此後漢所以傾~頹~也~!(傾~頹~也~!)
先帝在時~,每與臣論此事~,未嘗不歎息痛恨於~桓~靈~也~!(桓~靈~也~!)
侍中尚書長史參軍,此悉貞良死節之臣也~!(之~臣~也~!)
願陛下親之信之,則漢室之隆,可計日而待也~!(可計日而待也~!)
臣~本~布衣,躬耕於南陽~,苟全性命於亂世,不求聞達於諸侯~!
先帝不以臣卑鄙,猥自~枉屈,三顧臣於草廬之中,諮臣以當世之事,由是~感激,遂許先帝以驅馳!
後值~傾覆,受任於敗軍之際,奉命於危難之間,爾來二十有一~年矣~!
先帝知臣謹慎,故臨崩寄臣以大事也!
受命~以來~,夙夜~憂勤,恐託付~不效,以傷先帝~之明~~~~!
故五月~渡瀘~,深入~不毛~,今南方~已定~,兵甲~已足~,當獎率~三軍~,北定~中原~~!
庶竭~駑鈍~,攘除~姦凶~,興復~漢室~,還於~舊都~!
此臣所以報先帝,而忠陛下之職分也!
至於斟酌~損益,進盡~忠言,則攸之,褘,允之任也!
願~陛下託臣~以討賊興復之效,不效則治臣之罪,以告先帝~之靈~~~~!
若無興德~之言,則責攸之,褘,允~之慢~,以彰~其咎~!
陛下亦宜自課,以諮諏[秋]~善道~,察納~雅言,深追先帝~遺詔~~~!
臣~不勝受恩~感激~,今當~遠離~,臨表~涕泣~,不知~所云~~~~~~!
呀~~~~~~~~!
無聊唱古文7:唐詩-真.靜夜思 (R&B)
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
作者-真.李白(701-762AD)
床~ ~~~~前~ 看月~ ~~~~ 光~!
疑~ ~~~~~是~ 地上~ ~~~~ 霜~~!
舉~ ~~~頭~ 望~ ~~~山~月~!
低~ ~~~頭~ 思~ 故~~~~ 鄉~~!
床~ ~~~~前~ 看月~ ~~~~ 光~! ~~~
疑~ ~~~~~是~ 地上~ ~~~~ 霜~~! ~~~
舉~ ~~~頭~ 望~ ~~~山~月~! ~~~
低~ ~~~頭~ 思~ ~~~ 故~ 鄉~! ~~~!
床~ ~~~~前~ ~~~ 看月~ ~~~~ 光~! ~~~
疑~ ~~~~~是~ ~~~ 地上~ ~~~~ 霜~~! ~~~
舉~ ~~~頭~ ~~~ 望~ ~~~山~月~! ~~~
Hu~ UuHuUuHuUuHuUuUu~! UuHuUuUuUu
低~ ~~~頭~ ~~~~ 思~ ~~~ ~~ 故鄉~! ~~~~~!
低頭思故鄉~! ~~~
低頭思故鄉~! ~~~~~
低~ 頭~ 思~~~~~ 故鄉~~~!
Hu~ Hu~ HuUuHuUu~~~~~~~~~!
無聊自傳歌9: Hard Rock - Real Brave
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
Coward only dare to bully the weak!
But afraid of more strong or fierce!
Because they have no real brave to defend the good!
They surrender to e~vil!
Only dare to do bad thing!
When they start to bul~ly,
they already tell me they are cow~ard!
Do you thing I would really afraid of cow~ard?!
If I really afraid of cow~ard,
I don't need to be hu~man an~y~more~!
Since I was 4,5 years old,
everyone who try to bully me, they~ all~ lose~!
Because they are all cow~ard!
When they see my real~ brave,
they all s~care and didn't dare to touch me a~gain~~, an~y~more~!
Even they can really win me, they are still cow~ard~~~~, for~~~e~~~ver~~~~~~!
Some of them are bul~lied. So they bully others to gain respect!
Bully didn't gain respect from anybo~dy!
I gain respect from those who bully me~~~~~~~~~~~ e~!
Do you want to know my real~ brave?
Rather die than sur~ren~der~!
And destroy harm to the world,
I had no re~gret, e~ven need to die~~~~~~~~~~~~~,
to~~ge~~ther~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
Do you have real~ bra~~~~~~~~~~ave?
Or just another~ cow~~ard~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?!
If you really want to try,
It's your choice~, not my choice~,
don't regret~ it~~~~~~~~~~~!
And remember very clearly~~~~~,
blame on yourself on~ly~~~~~~~~~!
Don't blame on~~~ me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ e~!
Say: Do you like my Hard Rock Song? Real Brave!
Good Ah Lei! Want to learn Real Brave Ah Lei!
Want me sing 1 more time Ah Lei!
No way! You need to PAY for your Lesson!
Be bad, who can't?! Hee!
無聊自傳歌8: 潮州音樂 - 有金執
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
番埋黎,有金執~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
大~把K金沿街隨路放呀~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
大~把K金滿街任你走去執~!
可惜惼惼無乜人會走去執~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
大~把K金沿街隨路放喎~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
番埋黎,有金執~!
大~把K金滿街任你走去執~!
養狗點解咁多人無公~德~~!
無聊改歌詞13: 痾屎無廁紙
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
成日無屎痾! (屎屎屎屎)
痾親一篤過! (屎屎屎屎)
無廁紙錢最折墮!
爬低喟契哥~~!
有乜野會令你心花怒放? (痾屎~~~~)
有乜鬼野使你癲癲喪喪? (無廁~紙~~~)
有左佢,就算痾D乜鬼都冇相干!
冇得講~!冇得講~!
啦~~~~~~!
啦啦啦啦啦~~~~~!
啦啦啦啦啦~~~~~!
啦啦啦啦啦~~~~~!
無聊改歌詞12: Morning Sir
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
Morning! Can we do your room Sir?
I say Morning! Can we do your room Sir?
I say Morning! Can we do your room Sir?
Morning! Can~ we~ do~ your~ room~ Sir~?
Dan!Dan!Dan!Dan!Dan!Dan!
Morning! I say Can we~ do~~ your~ room Sir?
Morning! I say Can we~ do~~ your~ room Sir~?
Can we do your room Sir?
Can we do your room Sir?
Morning! Can we do your~ room~ Sir~?!
無聊改歌詞11:老豆好叻
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞:
細路,你老豆好叻喎!
細路,你老豆好醒喎!
細路,你老豆巴閉!
你老豆唔叻,就奇啦~呀怪!~
無聊改歌詞10: 廁所排長龍
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!
歌詞: 我急尿呀~~~~~!
廁~所~排~長~ 龍~~~~~~~~~~~!
盡~把哀音訴呀!
廁所排長龍~~!
盡~把哀音訴呀!
廁所排長龍~~!
Haaa!
尿~急偏偏廁所排長龍~~!
唉!一回頭呀處!
一心呀呀呀傷!
廁~所排長龍!
Haaa!
尿~急偏偏廁所排長龍~~!
話~短卻係長呀!
呢此最難忘!
唉悲~復愴呀!
廁所排長龍~~!
Haaaaaa!
尿~急偏偏 廁~所~排~長~ 龍~~~~~~~~~~~!
WuWaaaaaaaaaaa!
