一切錯誤由此起 This Cause All Wrong
Sun, 7 Aug 2022
無聊唱古文5:唐詩-早發白帝城
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
作者-李白 (701-762AD)
Hui!朝辭呀白帝 係彩呀雲呀間吖呢!
千里既江陵 都只係一日就呀呀還呀 !
兩岸既猿聲 唉!啼呀不呀絕!
唉好煩! 好煩好煩!
Didarrdaladar Darladarladardadadi!
Dididaladar Daruladarladadadi!
Didarrdarladaa Dalardadadiii..
嘩!輕舟都已過 左萬重呀既山 添吖呢!
Dadididaladarr Darladalardadi Dididar!
謂!到埗~!落船~!上~岸~~!
Sat, 23 Jul 2022
無聊唱古文4:恥笑文-六國論
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
For UKRAINE and Allies: Please keep up until win, and don't repeat this self destruct story again like Song Dynasty does!
給烏克蘭和盟國:請繼續直至勝利,和不要像宋朝一樣再重複這個自毀的故事!
作者-蘇洵 (1009-1066AD)
SING:Hey Ha!Hey Ha!六國破~~~滅,Hey Ha!非兵不呀~~~利,Hey Ha!戰不呀~~~~善,Hey Ha!弊在賂~~~秦!Hey Ha!賂秦而力~~~虧,Hey Ha!破滅之道~~~也!
RAP:Hey Haa!或曰~:[六國互喪,率賂秦耶?]曰~:[不賂者 以賂者喪,蓋失強援,不能獨完!]故曰~:[弊在賂秦也!]Hey Haa!
SING:秦以攻取之~~~外,Hey Ha!小則獲~~~邑,Hey Ha!大則得~~~城!Hey Ha!較秦之所~~~~得,Hey Ha!與戰勝而得~~~者,Hey Ha!其實百~~~倍!Hey Haa!
RAP:諸侯之所亡,與戰敗而亡者,其實亦百倍!則秦之所大欲,諸侯之所大患,固不在戰矣!Hey Haa!
SING:思厥先祖父~~~~,Hey Ha!暴霜~~~~露,Hey Ha!斬荊~~~~~棘,Hey Ha!以有尺寸之~~~地!Hey Ha!子孫視之不甚~~~惜!Hey Haa!
RAP:舉以予人,如棄草芥!今日割五城,明日割十城,然後,得一夕安寢!起視四境,而秦兵又至矣!Hey Haa!
SING:然則諸侯之地有~~~限,Hey Ha!暴秦之欲無~~~厭,Hey Ha!奉之彌~~~繁,Hey Ha!侵之愈~~~急!Hey Ha!故不戰而強~~~弱,Hey Ha!勝 負已判~~~矣!Hey Haa!
RAP:至於顛覆,理固宜然!古人云:[以地事秦,猶抱薪救火,薪不盡,火不滅!]此言得之!Hey Haa!
SING:齊人未嘗賂~~~秦,Hey Ha!終繼五國遷~~~滅,Hey Ha!何~~~~~~~哉?Hey Ha!與嬴而不助五國~~也!Hey Ha!五國 既~~~喪,Hey Ha!齊 亦不免~~~矣!Hey Haa!
RAP:燕趙之君,始有遠略,能守其土,義不賂秦!是故燕雖小國 而後亡,斯用兵 之效也!Hey Haa!
SING:至丹以荊卿為~~~計,Hey Ha!始速禍~~~焉!Hey Ha!趙嘗五戰於~~~秦,Hey Ha!二敗而三~~~~勝!Hey Haa!
RAP:後秦擊趙者再,李牧連卻之!洎牧以讒誅,邯鄲為郡,惜其用武而不 終 也!Hey Haa!
SING:且燕趙處~~~秦,Hey Ha!革滅殆盡之~~~際,Hey Ha!可謂智力孤~~~危,Hey Ha!戰敗而~~~亡,Hey Ha!誠不得~~~已!Hey Haa!
RAP:向 使 三 國 各愛其地,齊人勿附於秦,刺客不行,良將猶在,則勝負之數,存亡之理,當與秦相較,或未易量!Hey Haa!
SING:嗚~~~~~~~呼!Hey Ha!以賂秦之~~~~地,Hey Ha!封天下之謀~~~臣,Hey Ha!以事秦之~~~~心,Hey Ha!禮天下之奇~~~才,Hey Ha!並力西~~~向,Hey Ha!則吾恐秦~~~人,Hey Ha!食之不得下嚥~~~也!Hey Haa!
RAP:悲夫!有如此之勢,而 為 秦 人 積威之所劫,日 削 月 割,以趨於亡!為 國 者 無使為積威 之所 劫 哉!Hey Haa!
RAP:夫六國與秦 皆諸侯,其勢弱於秦,而猶有可以 不賂而勝之 之 勢! Hey Haa!
SING:苟以天下之~~~大,Hey Ha!而從六國破亡之故~~~事,Hey Ha!是又在六國下~~~矣~~~~!HEE~~ HAA~~!
Tue, 5 Jul 2022
無聊唱古文3:譴責文-魚我所欲也
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
作者-孟子 (372-289BC)
豈有此理!
哼!魚我所欲也呀!熊掌,亦我所欲也呀!二者,不可得呀兼吖,舍魚,而取熊掌者也呀!
生吖,亦我所欲也呀!義,亦我所欲也呀!二者,又不可得呀兼吖,舍生,而取義者也呀!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
生吖!亦我所~欲呀!所欲,有甚於生者,故不為,苟得也!
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!x2
死吖!亦我所~惡吖!所惡,有甚於死者,故患,有所不辟也!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
如使人之所~欲,莫甚於~生,則凡可以得生者,何不用也?
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!x2
使人之所惡,莫甚於死者,則凡可以辟患者,何不為也?
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
由是則生,而有不用也!由是,則可以辟患,而有不為也!
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!x2
是故所欲,有甚於生者,所惡,有甚於死者,非獨賢者,有是心也!人皆有之,賢者,能勿喪耳!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
一簞食,一豆羹吖,得之則生,弗得則死!
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!x2
嘑爾而與之,行道之人,弗~受!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
蹴爾而與之~,乞人,不屑也!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
萬鍾則不辨禮義,而受之,萬鍾於我,何加焉~~?
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
為宮室之美,妻妾之奉,所識 窮乏者 得我與~~?
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
鄉為身死而不受,今為宮室之美為之~~!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
鄉為身死而不受,今為妻妾之奉為之~~!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun!x2
鄉為身死而不受,今為所識窮乏者得我而為之~~!
是亦不可以已乎!
此之謂 失其~ 本~~~~呀,
心~~~~~~吖吖吖吖吖吖吖吖 吖!
哼! 我吥!
Dun Da Lun Dun Dun, Dun Da Lun Dun Dun Dun,
Dun~~~Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun! Dun!
Mon, 9 May 2022
無聊返叛奏2:Rock大戲-昭君出塞
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
Hooooo!
Hwaaaaa!
Huaaaaaa!
我今獨抱~~~~~,
琵~琶~ 望~~~~~~~~~!
盡把哀音訴Ah!
嘆息別故鄉~!
盡把哀音訴Ah!
嘆息別故鄉~!
Haaaaaaaaa!
高~~歌一曲,
我~今~
別~~~~~ 故~~~~~
鄉~~~~~~~~~~~~!
UuWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mon, 21 Mar 2022
Russian are brave?
Topic: 11玩嘢PlayPolitic
They seems fearless to do dangerous things. Are they really brave?
30 years ago, East European countries fight against and win brainwashing, mind control, news control and media control USSR. But 30 years later, Russia is still under brainwashing, mind control, news control and media control!
What is the difference between brave and no guts? Dare to do dangerous or bad things is not brave. It is just no guts to fight against evil and bad. Dare to do good things is the REAL BRAVE!
In front of East European, they are actually coward, no guts, chicken. In front of the world, they are also coward, no guts, chicken. Just like China Chinese and North Korean. No guts to fight against mind control. Coward!
How dare did they think of winning an invasion, or even conquering the world?
Not even one East European will fear Russia's invasion. Because YOU have won them once, YOU can win them FOREVER!
Coward will never win. Brave will never lose! Be brave, win the coward invader! Yeah!
Sun, 13 Mar 2022
Let's save the world
Topic: 11玩嘢PlayPolitic
This is the best way to stop the war.
If Russian soldiers come, everybody come out, not to surrender, but without weapon. Let them put down weapons, then talk to them like this: You finally leave Russia! Don't listen to Valdimir Putin. You are brainwashed. You are invading our country, not saving us!
If they say you are the one who are brainwashed, ask them: We can see different views of opinions and news, then decide what is right or wrong by ourself, not by the government. Can you?
And then let them watch your social media and news, see what people say about the war. Let them tell their families and friends in Russia to fight against brainwashing.
Share it to everyone. Translate it to every language. Let the whole world know how to win brainwashing government.
You don't need to believe this method. Just share it. Ukrainian will decide what to do, by themself, not by their government. They are not brainwashed people. Right? Thank you.
Wed, 2 Mar 2022
無聊Rock大戲1:燕鳳花
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
Hei 分吖 飛吖 萬呀呀呀里呀 隔 呀千呀呀呀山吖吖
離淚似 珠 欲忍欲墜凝NgNg在眼呀
我欲訴別離情 無 限
又怕情呀思 一吖朝Il冷 淡
怨恨愛海翻
心呀聲吖托AugAug付鴻呀與Ui雁
囑咐話兒莫厭煩
你莫教人為你呀 怨 Ng孤Ul Ul Ul 單AnAn~
Hui 一 呀呀葉 輕 吖舟吖吖吖去呀
人 呀隔 萬呀呀呀重 山 EhEhEhEh Eh
鳥 南 Mm飛EE 鳥 IlIl南ArArArm返AnnAnn
鳥Il兒 比AAA翼 何日再 Oi歸EE 還
哀我何 All孤UlUl 單 何 All 孤UlUlUlUlUl 單呀~~~~~
Ha 落 花 滿天蔽月光吖
借 一杯附薦鳳台上呀
帝 女花帶 淚上香吖
願 喪生回 謝爹娘呀
我偷偷看 偷偷望
佢帶 淚 帶淚暗悲傷~~~~~
帝~ 女花 長~ 伴 有心郎
夫妻使E去Ui樹 也 同Ng模Uhh
樣~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Earn~
WuWaaaaa
Mon, 28 Feb 2022
羅漢果珍珠奶茶
Topic: 14無聊 Bored
羅漢果茶+珍珠+燕麥奶=羅漢果珍珠奶茶!好味到LamLam脷!
我係唔會教你地點整既,自己諗啦,思考死懶鬼!
Fri, 25 Feb 2022
出兵保安全
Topic: 11玩嘢PlayPolitic
俄羅斯話自己係幾十萬軍隊[進入烏克蘭],仲要係[維持和平],[保護國家安全],[別無選擇],唔叫做[侵略]!
學足呀[秦恥蝗]派幾十萬軍隊[進入嶺南百越],都係為左[開化南蠻]咁樣[美化侵略]!哼!
日本自衛隊唔知可唔可以學呢招[出兵保安全]呢可?
打仗啦!開心啦?思考死懶鬼?
就係因為有咁多你地呢D思考死懶鬼,D權貴先可以玩政治,玩權力,玩左你祖宗幾千年!
繼續唔好思考,繼續比D權貴玩,玩埋你D子子孫孫落去啦!抵你死,唔抵可憐!
思考死懶鬼,一D都唔抵可憐!絕~對~抵~死~!!!!!
Thu, 24 Feb 2022
Hate Crime?
Topic: 10奇遇 Trek
全世界咁多衰人,憎到幾時呀?
我先無咁得閒!所以Hate梗係Crime啦!
咁係邊個錯呀?咁梗係神既錯啦!
係人都知道錯既野,你仲整出黎比人,靠害呀?
所以邊個犯左Hate Crime罪呀?
[咪就係]滿天神佛班仆街囉!
所以錯不在人而在天!所以無人有Hate Crime罪,只有個天有Hate Crime罪!
做野啦![認錯,道歉,改過,唔好再錯!]4步曲呀!滿天神佛!
錯到咁離譜,仲夠膽叫自己做神!
真係得鬼閒嬲你班廢柴呀!
走!以後唔好比我再見到你地係呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,呢個三千大千世界出現呀!
唔係就見一鑊,打七鑊!醒定D呀!無鬼用!神!挑!
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