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To keep up with the demands of today's high-speed salad-in-a-bag society, we here at The Potato God Worship Center have engineered a technological breakthrough. This program will allow you to recieve an answer to your query, straight from The Potato, in seconds.

To get your instant answer, simply type your question in the blank below. Be advised that this technology will only answer yes/no questions. Anything else will only confuse Our Starch-Based Savior. Other questions may still be submitted for an archived answer here.

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