1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your
fingers covering the label.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table... no matter how good his
manners are.
DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to
go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years
ago." 3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will
say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday," If the latter is the answer, it
is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
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