Alabama Slams
Did you hear about the new 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What do a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas,
and a
Hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer house.
Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of
18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.
What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned
down?
Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park.
A new law was recently passed in Alabama:
when a couple gets
a divorce, they're still brother and sister.
Q. How do you know when you're staying in an
Alabama hotel?
A. When you call the front desk and say "I've
gotta leak in my sink"
and the person at the desk
says "go ahead."
Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street
toward
each other and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next
door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here.
My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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