The Non-Scorers Club Web Page!

Justin: Oh yeah! Score one for the big guy! This must be some hot chick that wants me!

Brad: Yeah, or it could just be an incredibly desparate male senior citizen who felt sorry for the fat loser.

Justin: Shut up, bitch! Just 'cuz I kicked your ass and 'cuz I'm better than you!

Brad: You didn't win our fight, ya fat ass! You just smelled so bad that I didn't want to stand close enough to beat up on you anymore.

Justin: Whatever. You lost. Now get out of here so I can show this hot chick that wants me around my bedroo-, er, I mean, this web page.

Brad leaves...

Justin: Okay, baby, how do you want to do this? What's that? You want to see the web page!? Forget this place and hop into bed with me, you hot chick!

Sheep: Baaaaaa!

Justin: What the hell are you doing here! I wasn't supposed to see you for another hour! How am I supposed to do this person with you wanting some, too!? Geez! The decisions I have to make! Well, sorry, but I'll just hafta do ya later, 'cuz this sheep is my good friend and you should NEVER turn down your good friends, ya know? Anyway, I'm outta here.

What will you do now?

Eeewwww! Gross! That's disgusting, Lump! Sex with a sheep is terrible, you fat sicko! I wish I would have had Brad show me around! Brad, please show me around now!

Maybe you would like a different group of people to show you around...? What about the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie? What about the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike?

Or how about taking a chance on that surprise mystery guest?

Tired of this crap? Just want to get past this worthless garbage and get to the main Non-Scoring page? To do so, just click here.

E-mail Jake at: JakeFirst@aol.com