The Non-Scorers Club Web Page!

Brad: All right! I knew this person wanted me to show them around!

Justin: Why the hell would this person want you? After all, I did kick your ass an' stuff.

Brad: Lump, you're such a liar. I kicked your ass, remember? All of that crying that went on wasn't from me, ya fat bitch.

Justin: I wasn't crying, Brad!

Brad: Yeah, whatever, Lump. Look, I realize it may border actually getting some exercise, but how about walking your fat ass outta here so I can show this person around?

Justin: Fine! I'm gonna go score with my chick!

Brad: Damn it, Lump! Scoring with an inflatable doll doesn't count as scoring! Get out of here you sicko!

Justin leaves...

Brad: Now then, since we got that fat bitch out of here, we can get around to showing you around this page. I would recommend taking the Non-Scoring Test first! It's really funny and very informative! In addition, I--

Britney Spears: Hello, there! I've been trying to find someone to show me around this web page. Could you help me?

Brad: Wow! It's Britney Spears! I'm a huge fan! Of COURSE I will show you around! This person here won't mind! I mean, it's not like something like this happens every day, ya know?

Britney Spears: Oh, thank you! Hey, you're cute, did you know that?

Brad: Oh... um, er, thanks! You, too!

Now what will you do?

Aw, Brad! How could you do this to me!? I knew I should have had Justin show me around! You suck! I want Justin to show me around now!

Do you want another group of Non-Scorers to show you around? How about the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie? Maybe the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike is more to your liking?

Or how about taking a chance on that surprise mystery guest?

Tired of this constant back-stabbing by these wussies? Want to just get away from them and view the page for yourself? You can do so by clicking here.