Jens March 2005 Bitch Journal

July 4, 2005

There's nothing like some good ol American patriotism....made in China.

Happy 4th of July!

July 2, 2005

I had the unfortunate experience of having to hear a song from Mariah Carey's Emancipation of Mimi album while I was at work. I usually listen to launch while I am working. I can usually select what I want to hear and it makes recommendations for me. Well...what a gem of a recommendation it made. Who likes this breathy crap from her? Didn't she used to really sing? I mean, I remember when she first started, there was some soul that came out, now its all breathy and boring. I think I am just annoyed that I had to be subjected to any of it. But anyway... as I was searching for a pic of the album cover, I was hit by the greatest dating pop up...I know there is that saying that there is someone for everyone but my god. The thing that gets me is that someone at the dating

service actually picked these three photogenic pieces of eye candy for the main popup page to allure the ladies. I mean, I'm sure they are just wonderful with all the hopes and dreams (and maybe a spare dead body in the backyard) of anyone looking to find that special someone..(to bury). It just made me laugh when it popped up.

June 29, 2005

Ok, not to be insensitive to the fact that a girl was killed from a shark attack but let me say what strikes me as a bit tardo (that's retarded slang). I've seen a bunch of media about this and the second shark attack where the same question is being asked, "why are sharks attacking?" Umm, I don't know, because its the sharks natural environment and we are in it? We take a lot from nature and wonder why it strikes back on occasion. I don't get why there is a question of why. Then there are reports on how to avoid a shark attack.

http://scuba.about.com/b/a/098043.htm

Swim in a group. Sharks usually attack lone individuals. Avoid the water at night, dawn, or dusk. (Basically, don't ever go in the water)
Don't go in the water if you're bleeding. Sharks can smell and taste blood, and trace it back to its source (yep, just what I thought, that 2 ounces of blood over a 4 to 6 day time frame is inviting some sort of an attack...whether on land or sea). Don't wear shiny jewelry. It looks like shiny fish scales to a shark.
Don't splash a lot. This just attracts sharks. If you see a shark in the water, don't go in and don't try to touch a shark if you see one! Enough said. (Don't even think of having a good time)

June 26, 2005

When I first started my journal, I did a rant about American flags on cars and how they were a symbol for cars to watch out for because many times I found the people who had flag stickers couldn't drive. I was going through some old photos from a trip and found this diamond of patriotism. The ribbon sticker truck. If it wasn't raining so hard you would be able to see that the car has about 8 ribbons on it. I don't know what it is but these stickers annoy me. First of all, who is doubting anyone's support of the troops so much that they need to put 8 stickers on their car? I understand the ribbons are a symbol to help us all remember the troops and I'm fine with that, I just think there is a bit of overkill going on with some people. Anyway...here is a link that I found humorous about the magnets.

http://www.antimagnet.com/

June 24, 2005

I think I hate the new remix version of Mr. Brightside by the Killers about as much as the original version. If there is one thing I hate about radio (and believe me, there is more than one thing) its that they make you hate a song from hearing it over and over a million times. They don't even let you like a song for too long. I think I heard that Beverly Hills song from Weezer about 20 times one day. It just makes the radio totally unbearable. Between Weezer, Green Day and Cold Play every hour on the hour, I just wanna break something.

June 23, 2005

I love that the headline for Dateline says "New face of terrorism: Kelly Clarkson"...anyways...I haven't been posting a lot because my life is so exciting...(not really). I've just been busy with school, work, and apathy. I'm back in a rut with my job and thinking it and the people there kinda blow. The spaz girl who was going to kill herself months ago is now the boss's crush. No lie. He is all about her and he is married. Its gross. He's gross. She of course denies liking the attention but she is prancing around the office like she's the shit. Ugh..make them all go away...Anyways...I had a really dumb thought earlier about Hummers...how many different versions do they need to make before the auto's resemble standard penis compensation vehicles? There is the H1 (for those really lacking any genitals) then there is the H2 (for those who realize the penis compensation of the H1 not working) and now there is the H3. Good grief!

March 28, 2005

I was reading a Rolling Stone article about Fred Durst professing his love to Paris Hilton and I starting thinking..could he be more of a little whore? Who doesn't he profess his love to? The list is endless...and I hate that I can actually name people on that list...ugh....my life...so thrilling with needless crappy information...Its annoying...you know what else annoys me lately? Those supermarket magazines and the play by play of Nick and Jessica or Brad and Jennifer...who gives a frick! It seems like every magazine that is left to read while waiting in line depicts life as either overly tragic or facetiously happy.

The government is spewing how marriage is so sacred while all we are bombarded with is images of how unsacred and temporary love really seems to be if you have money or fame. You can have what you want but don't get to used to it. Ok....well...anyway....