Thursday October 31, 2002

Happy Halloween! Ever wonder why we celebrate and get dressed up on this day in the first place? Check out the History of Halloween Don’t really care about the history? How about some spooooooooky links from DeathnDementia.com Over 2,200 links to keep your little Halloween spirit afloat. YAY!

Trick or Treat kiddies..(insert evil witch laugh)

Wednesday October 30, 2002

My fellow Modicum Villain of Rock, Rita, showed me this Rolling Stone issue. I thought it was funny especially since I wrote in my journal October 2nd about girls it rock. You know…the new prefab female "rock stars"?? Avril Lavigne, Michelle Branch and Melissa Carlton? So how long do you give for the issue with Britney on the cover with a guitar to come out? Not that she would actually play it. Maybe her and Christina could collaborate on some pretty glitter looking guitar strings and straps? They could put their "signature" guitar playing instruction manuals in those vending machines next to the stickers and gumballs in the grocery stores around the US. Ahh the stale scent of prefab music.

Tuesday October 29, 2002

Monday October 28, 2002

Not to quote one of the most overplayed bands ever but for some reason its infecting my brain today..I need medication…help me. I’m all irritated today and I have Fred Durst in my head!!!!. “It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is FUCKED! Everybody SUCKS! You don't really know why, but you wanna justify...Rippin' someone's head off! “

Having any Limp Bizkit song in your head should be like a voodoo curse to Fred Dursts fat ego. I love the shirt in that photo of him though. It explains plenty in one statement. There are so many hate sites for that guy. I Hate Fred Durst Fan Club and Limp Bizkit Hate Page Everyone needs someone to hate huh? Some people just make it entirely to easy.

Friday October 25, 2002

Are you glad its Friday? I found this site and frankly, its kinda frightening. make sure to check out the fashion page It only reaffirms my belief that all those fairytales we read when we were younger do terrible damage. All the princesses finding handsome strangers in meadows and in a matter of 2 seconds of meeting, just knowing its true love. Men wearing tights actually falling for girls?!!! Animals and rodents making dresses and helping with the dishes???!!! Maybe I’m just jaded or maybe I just need photos like this to remind me I’m not wrong.

Thursday October 24, 2002

Wednesday October 23, 2002

Don’t you miss anthrax scares? Terrorist attack threats? What color code is the threat now? Does anyone know? And what happened to kidnappings of cute little girls? Are they still being snatched in white suburbia at night threw their bedroom windows? Media is great. I love the titles for the sniper news. Like CNNs Trail of Terror coverage. Good GOD! Nothing like a little fear with your morning breakfast huh? Yummy! FEAR FEAR FEAR WEATHER FEAR FEAR FEAR

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Tuesday October 22, 2002

Ya know what term I hate that people tag on a new and happy relationship? “The honeymoon stage”. Ugh. For all those people who say that I cant help but interpret the term “the honeymoon stage” as meaning” I am insanely jealous and alone please stab me in the eyes so I don’t have to see you happy with someone”. It’s just funny how people are. They love to feast in others misfortune and put an expiration date on happiness.

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
“How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics
so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
Albert Einstein Quotes

Monday October 21, 2002

I think sometimes I have a mental disorder for laughing at stupid shit. Like this photo. Every time I see it, I just laugh. I’m one of those people who thinks inward about a joke or something funny at the completely WRONG time and I just giggle and giggle like a retard. Do you remember being in church when you were younger and just getting the giggles for NO REASON? That’s me with life. I guess it’s better than bursting into tears out of nowhere but damn….I’ve got such bad timing.

Friday October 18, 2002

Thursday October 17, 2002

Recognize these foreign objects this man is holding??? If you have ever been awoken by the sound of something like a swarm of 10, 000 bees heading your way, you may not. Its funny, people would rather waste a gallon of gas using a blower to get a gum wrapper off the sidewalk then a broom and dust pan.

We are sooo lazy. Whats next? Robots in the bathroom to wipe our asses!!???? Technology is cool but some of it has made us so lazy and antisocial. Even that Tivo thing is kinda retarded. “I can’t miss The Backelor or Survivor ” wahhh…go read a book or better yet, sit and have a conversation with a live person for a change. No TV, no gadgets and gizmos to distract you. Reality tv is for the reality challenged. Try being a part of it, rather then watching an edited version. (step..step..step…climbing down from soapbox)

Wednesday October 16, 2002

Aww the joys of relationships. My friend and I were just talking about relationships. You know it’s bad when you wish your ex would take 1 too many pills before going to bed at night. But anyhoo...I found 2 sites. One is a cool little site about stupid stuff MiStupid.com and the other is pretty self explanatory GoFuckYourself.com

Tuesday October 15, 2002

Is there a manual for people who shit on others? I mean its sooo common place it seems. Are they teaching this is school now? How is it on the class schedule? English, math, Biology, shit on others 101, lunch… whatever happened to class and respect? I’ve met some women that are lacking in this department but lately it’s the men. They just have no respect. “Currently with someone? Let me fuck with that” is what I seem to be getting lately. I did happen to find a manual for these girlfriend challenged fucks however. Why bother having class and being a man with some integrity, why not just try and steal your friend’s girl. Yeah? Sounds so tasteful doesn’t it? The Girlfriend Stealer’s Homepage its as easy as ordering pizza!

Monday October 14, 2002

Why is there a picture of Charlton Heston in my journal? Because the movie hyped Moses was in a movie I saw this weekend called Bowling For Columbine If you haven’t seen this movie, GO SEE IT Stop thinking about going to see the latest Jackie Chan movie and give your brain something to digest. This movie will really make you think about our society and why we are far more violent then any place else in the world. Here is a link to the film makers site MichaelMoore.com

Thank god for the true thinkers in the world.

Friday October 11, 2002

<---This manclock about sums it up doesn’t it? HEY!! Its Friday!!!! YAY!!!! Are you curious how to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women? Yeah? HUH? Yeah? Check out this site for the info. Ya know, I love these people who think there is some magic formula to meeting women. A HAND PUPPET? Hahahaha...If a guy came up to me using this tactic I would laugh sooo hard. Id would probably feel sorry for him more than anything. Here is another one on how to get any girl on the internet Good God! Now that’s something to achieve huh? A girl on the internet. Wooohoo! Love on the internet is the biggest scam.

Thursday October 10, 2002

Wednesday October 9, 2002

I have a question about all these sniper shootings. Don’t you think this guy who is doing all these shootings could do the world a favor and take out people who are less innocent than 13 year olds? Take for example that annoying Steve the Dell Computer guy, isn’t he worthy of a bullet? You know it’s only a matter of time before he has his own sitcom on ABC. Why not do the world a favor and assassinate his ass before that happens, huh? There are plenty of worthy candidates that could be taken out. I know I’m not alone in this. C’mon, I know you can think of at least a few. (PS I think I should have prefaced this little outburst with the fact that I am pre PMS)

Tuesday October 8, 2002

I was watching the news this morning and James Van Der Beek was on. For some reason I just couldn’t get over the size of his head. Its sooo big. I remember seeing a poll awhile back for some magazine on his head size and chuckled a bit… but really…look at it. Good god. ..It’s HUGE!!! Is it his hair line that makes his face look so long or is his head just abnormally big? I don’t know…all I can think is how much it would suck to sit behind him in a movie theater with that planet called his noggin!! God, what would it be like to kiss that guy? He is all face??!!! I mean he is RIGHT THERE at all times even from across the couch. Damn..I better stop

Monday October 7, 2002

Cute shoes huh? Yeah, I thought so until I had to walk 3 miles in them at 3 am on Saturday. I went to this show to see El P with my boyfriend. After the show ended around 1 or so we left to go home. Something nice about LA, your car can be missing in a matter of minutes if you don’t watch where you park. We walked to the street where the car was, and as we were walking closer to the car I was thinking “I dont remember seeing that scoop on his car before”…duh...Because it wasn’t his car. HIS was gone!!! All I have to say is Fuck Johnson’s Towing Company!! We walked, no kidding, 3 miles to get to the tow company cuz we had like $8 between us and the cab ride would have been more than that. So we get to the tow place and there are about 10 people who look like complete characters waiting in this cow type herd. In no type of order what so ever just bitching and complaining. Most even knew the tow guy by name. What’s up with that? I thought one guy was going to bust out into some sort of Ludacris rap cuz he looked sooo much like that guy. It was sooo ghetto. Tow companies are licensed rape. I swear. So anyways…happy Monday everyone!!!

Friday October 4, 2002

Do you know anyone who feels like their biological clock is just ticking away? I found this site where you can order a groom. Mail Order Grooms Shipped To Order I have so much time on my hands right now. Our network is down so I am sitting here bored out of my mind and Im tired too. I just want to lay my head down and take a nap without the fear of a tap on the shoulder waking me up with walking papers. This just proves how stinking bored I am. Here is another site where you can reject someone the puss way online. Here is an outgoing message from the Rejection Line Classic Edition:rejection message and a link to the site rejectionline.comYaY! Boredom links for all!!!

Thursday October 3, 2002

Not a lot to say today really. I’m just looking forward to the weekend and feeling better. One week of being outta sorts is now leaving me doing this catch up routine. I completely forgot to pay bills and take care of business. But anyways, if you are feeling a little down…maybe a little ugly? Check out this site. UglyPeople.com It will have you smiling about your bad hair day in no time.

Wednesday October 2, 2002

How much longer do you think it will be before Britney and Christina cant compete with these girls like Avril Lavigne, Michelle Branch or Melissa Carlton and decide to pick up instruments in an attempt to be “artists”. Is this the new thing? Girls from 7th period in high school becoming rock stars? I mean, more power to them but just like all the boy bands that seemed to sprout from under every rock, I can only imagine what mtv will look like a year from now. Every young high school girl with a guitar and new puberty boobs will be belting out their puppy love songs. Sigh…anyways, maybe Im just jealous of their innocence..hahahha…and on that note, here is a link for a site I found called Heartless-bitches.com that about covers it.

Tuesday October 1, 2002

I love this photo. Women are dumb. I swear. You know you know a girl like this too. That’s the inanity of it all. I found this link on a site and just laughed. Its real too. I cant believe who gets record deals. Is the devil bored or something? Its just amazing Click and see what is NOW PLAYING IN HELL