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All Right. If you Read this, that means you were smart enough to access this place of cool or funny stuff. My name is Master Cow, and this is my page. I am the leader of all animals. I am a Cow. You may refer to me as MasterCow.

My Page contains all that have been listed up above. It is somewhat of a warning to the humans of today of the upcoming cow invasion you cannot defend yourselves from. It is also about some funny things going on in this world. (At least I think it is funny.)

First things first. Here is a picture of me.

That's me up there.

Updates

OK, Major Updates on this page. I took out stuff on the conspiracy page that sucked. I added new conspiracies. I added new barnyard stuff. I removed every annoying crescendo message. I added new stuff all over. Uh... Final Fantasy page too. Aerith Revival added!! Overall, huge update. Ok, bye bye!

Recently the internet has changed vastly. You can now make money off of it. It may not sound like much with the stupid banner clicks and stuff but check it out. You get around $.50 to $1.00 per half hour or full hour from sites all over the internet!! Plus, if you refer your friends, you get commission of $.10 per hour per person!!! Ok ok, so you're thinking what the hell are you going to do with these simple coins... Well, to tell you the truth, they really add up! My friend made over $100 a month in ths stuff. That's easy cash for you!!! Master Cow has decided to dwelve into this, and to the few people that actually take the time to visit his site, he's decided to let them get money from it too!! Ok here's how they benefit from this. You have a little banner that is located at the bottom of your screen or in a small spot on your browser. You browse the web and ads come up. That's it!! They pay you so they could advertise!! You gain money!! Anyway, please refer me Master Cow since I have told you about the stuff in the first place.

Here are a couple of links to get you started.

DeskTop Dollars (Not as much pay as valuepay, but still good.

GoToWorld.com (This place is good, pays about as much as Desktop Dollars.

All Advantage.com (This is probably the most popular one of the ones listed here, but the pay isnt the greatest. Wonder why they're so popular... Hmm...)

IGNIFUGE.com (This site is weird because you must be over 18 to participate. Oh well, just use your parents names when doing it, because I'm sure they wont mind getting a nice check in the mail. Work it out with them to share the money with you.) ;) Anyway, they pay $.05 to access their site. There is no banner, but you get paid much less proportionately. Less annoying tho. Just create it as your start page when you use your browser and you'd make some free money with this one.

(This one pays $.60 per hour, which is a LOT compared to the other companies. Join this one, if joining any at all.)

All Community

(To tell you the truth, I'm not sure how this one works. I think the main way to make money on this one is by referrals. They also pay you to read the mail they send you about the interests you give them. $.04 cents per mail, which isnt that bad.

DotAd.com

(This place pays you 75% of their earnings from you clicking on the banners they supply. Its not that bad of a system... but sill... actual clicking required??)

Anyway, good luck to you all, hope you make lotsa money with all the referrals!! And surf a lot to make me money too!!! ;)

You'll notice that in the end, the windows based computer takes a... well, just watch the picture... you'll see. The message in that picture is... Macs suck! PC's are the best!

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