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I am Yoda. That is my picture up there. Dead am I in flesh, but I can speak to you through The Force. Great is the Force. To MasterCow did I talk, and my own space in his website I got. Respect me MasterCow does. Respect him I do as well. Ask me questions here yes. I will respond.
General Advice
~ = Master Yoda
- = MasterCow
~"A Jedi's strength flows from the force."
-"Most humans are not Jedi. If you are Jedi, listen to Master Yoda. Don't go around picking fights and trying to use The Force when you can't use the force. Jeez. Some of you human's are even dumber than others."
~"When I die, last Jedi you will be."
-"When Master Yoda became one with the force, he did not mean YOU would become the last Jedi. He meant Luke Skywalker, who was already a Jedi."
~"Wars not make one great!"
-"No Comment. Master Yoda is right. :)"
~"There is no try. Do or do not."
-"This means that you are stupid, you shouldn't try out for the academic bowl or something. It means you should go for something you are good at, not something you SUCK at. You know what I mean."
Master Cow: Yes I do actually. Those commercials are made by the fascists pigs of today who seem to have an iron grip through their regime.
What is gayness? -Saturn7@hotmail.com
Master Yoda: Gayness is pertaining to being a homosexual meaning 1 sex, meaning you like people of your own sex. I'm guessing the most of you knew this, however, we seem to have immature, moronic dolts out there on the internet, and therefore, I had to answer this question. I am not angry, for that is the path to the Dark side.
What does it entail? -Saturn7@hotmail.com
Master Yoda: What is wrong with you? I mean are you so deprived of such information at home that you have to ask this on some impersonal website? If so, I truly hope you can rely on the force to heal your stupid mind.
Is Yoda gay? -Saturn7@hotmail.com
Master Yoda: Actually, this question is quite interesting, because before I became Jedi, I was gay. But then my Jedi master told me that if I was gay, I couldn't become a Jedi, nor a Dark Jedi, so I said fine, and I went straight.
Is Master Cow Gay? -Saturn7@hotmail.com
Master Cow: No I am not. By the way, why are you asking so many questions about homosexuality? Didn't your father tell you about the birds and the bees, and how it isn't natural for two of the same sex to be together? (No offense, to the really gay people out there. This is just my opinion.) This makes me arrive at the conclusion that maybe YOU are gay, and you need other gay partners, and feel that this is good advertisement of your self among the gay community. By the way, Cows can't be gay. We are cows for Gods sakes.
Please send more questions. May the force be with you.
If you want to find out the meaning of life as well, click on the item below.
The meaning of life was shown to me by Chris Kroppman. Where he got it, I am not sure.
