
Morons Inc. is a Production and Advertisement Company. Founded
in 1995 by Nicholas G Valcome its mission statement is to serve the world humor
and truth. Morons Inc (Minc) grew from a small few goofy suburban teenagers into
a group of crazy corporate men. Their reputation as a respectable business has
grown within the past few years. Most of Mincs' Popularity has been in the
Upstate New York region, but their popularity isn't in in question their Skills
are. The skills of these men are to numerous to mention. Morons Inc. is
overflowing with...well frankly, morons, but young, entrepreneur, ambitious,
morons.
From the beginning Minc has been filled with raw comic talent; even
when it was a foursome of friends from a small city of the shore of Lake
Ontario. The original quad was Nicholas G. Valcome, Vincent Verducci, Sal J.
Sukavich, and Karl Certs. The men were inseparable; they went everywhere
together the ice skating rink, the mall, and the malt shoppE. Often the quartet
would commit acts of tomfoolery just for laughs. It worked for the most part, in
the times that it didn't they were called names like retard, idiot, and dumb
f@#%. Morons were the name that was used most often. Throughout the years they
performed and recorded several comedy and short home movies. They even went so
far as to purchase some editing equipment to make their skits better. After
years of trial and tribulation the crew produced a CD of funny phone pranks,
( available on Morons Recording for the low low price of $19.95).
Unfortunately they didn't know what to call it.
"I remember one day Vinny and
I were throwing shoes at each other and I just blurted it out," recalls Nick
`Man, we are a bunch of morons. ` We both looked at each other and we knew that
was it, that was the name we would use. Then Vin railed me in the mouth with a
Nike."
"We talked it over with Sal and Karl and we all decided that the name
suited our actions, plus it would catch the eye of the potential customer."
Vinny replies. So for the longest time that's the moniker that was used. How did
Were a bunch of morons become Morons Inc.? It was a simple matter of expansion;
a few more members started join the foursome. In 1994 Johnny Blizzard and Tony
Nicoletti began hanging out with the Morons. It was around this time that the
Morons were ready to start their careers. Although most had chosen different
lines of work, they all knew that their future occupation would combine their
comedic and academic skills. That's when Valcome came up with the idea to make
Morons Inc. a production agency. A production/advertising agency seemed to be
the best choice because of two reasons. Each of the Morons was educated in a
field that could be incorporated with production, and the second reason was that
most of them had prior experience with the production in one form or another.
Valcome and Verducci both got their masters in Business Administrations. Sal
became educated in corporate law. Karl got a bachelor in Systems
Administrations. Tony Nicoletti became skilled at telecommunications and Mr.
Blizzard became established in security systems.
When the plan to establish a
legitimate business, the question of a name once again arose. To be taken a
little more serious the group knew that the name` were a bunch of Morons
` had to go. Everyone still recognized that Moron should remain in the
title. It didn't take Nick long to think of a name that everyone would agree on,
and that is how Morons Inc. got its name.
Since then Minc has been growing
gathering new members as well as branching out into any and every field of
comedy out there. Brining the laughable side of life to the masses.
See what the morons think about the movies out today. |
Learn how to play like a Moron. |
Listen to some of the things that the Morons said over the years. |