Johnny Blizzard grew up in upstate New York like the rest of the Morons. He came from a wealthy and obsess family. His father is a Gynecologist and his mother is the infamous Betty Crocker. So like most overweight young rich kids Blizzard was a bully in school. He would tease, pull hair and, steal lunch money like most bullies. One thing that set him apart from other bullies was something he called "The Shocker". This was a technique in witch he would attack his prey by grabbing the sphincter with one hand and the genitals with the other. He then shook his opponent till all the loot was free.
"You should have seen the look on their faces," Blizz says smiling, "this one kid got so scared he pissed all over my hand. Making me let go he is the only one that got away".
Growing up Blizzard had many jobs from Taco Bell to Wal-mart; he got a job working as a bouncer at a bar that his alcoholic Irish grandmother frequented. It was at this bar that he was able to use "The Shocker" on almost a nightly basis. He did this work for almost a year, when he decided that he needed more cash so he made a plan to join the Army. His area of study was Detection and Defense Engineering. With his training he was able to create or dismantle any security system known to man. It seemed that Mr. Blizzard final found his nitch. Blizz became Lieutenant within eight months, but was honorably discharged after a year and a half. One night his Commanding officer woke him from a sound sleep, startled Blizz used his patented move and shook the man uncontrolably. This event brought to an end his longest running paying job.
That is until he came back to New York, he found that a production company was being set up right in his hometown. He inquired about the level of security that the company had. Finding that the system was dated and obsolete he negotiated with Mr. Valcome on letting him work as his security consultant. Valcome, impressed with Blizzards credit and know-how, he decided that it was the right decision. Since 1995, there have been no theft robberies or wrongdoing of any kind on Moron Property. This is largely because of Blizz and his skilled staff. He became so good at his job that he set up a little business of his own on the side, Blizzard Enterprizes. It specializes in home defense and protection. Mr. Blizzard went from a predator of the weak and innocent to their protector in a matter of a few life changing years. That's not to say he still wouldn't like to get his hands on the little punk that got away