He is Dynamite, in a small package.
Birth date: 8/15
A long time resident of New York Karl Montgomery Certs was one of the founding members of what is now known as Morons Inc. Mr. Certs went to school with Mr. Valcome, Verducci, and Sukavich, but it wasn't till his junior year that the four would become friends. The pair meet when a group of student started to push the then four foot seven, Certs into someone's book bag. Seeing this Valcome, Verducci and Sukavich came to Certs rescue. After scaring of the others the Trio then turned their attention to Karl, who was now neck deep in a Jansport.
"It took several minutes to pry his midget ass from the bag, but after we poured the vegetable oil all over him he blew out like a tire over road spikes." Verducci explained
When the Quad started to hang out on a regular basis Certs was afraid that the others would pick on the way he said because, (beuse). He had plenty reason to be afraid, beuse they constantly poked fun at him for it, But it as all in fun. When the group began work on there entertainment carrier Certs was the man that set up and sometimes created the equipment in witch they used. He had a knack for manipulating electrical equipment. As a matter of fact for one effect the group needed for a skit, Certs rigged a pineapple to explode using only a tube of toothpaste, left over tuna casserole, two AA batteries, some tephlon wire, and an old TV remote.
Need-less-to-say Certs was an electrical genius, perhaps on of the greatest electrical pioneers of our time. It is no wonder that beuse of this Mr. Certs was accepted to every technological collage he applied to. But he chose to go to RIT, (Rochester Institute of Technology), that way he could remain close to his family and friends. Mr. Certs earned huge aclaim at RIT, he performed many break troughs in electronics and received many awards for outstanding achievement. Some of his achevemnts even caught the eye of the government; he has several, CLASSIFIED government projects still upholding. It cam as no surprise that Mr. Certs graduated two years early from RIT, with full honors and a grant to further his ongoing studies.
When he retuned home he was pleased to hear that his good friend Mr. Valcome was in the midst of creating a production company Morons Inc. Certs was more than happy to lend his expertise for anything that Valcome needed. He also though that there was no better way to spend the grant money than to help flourish this company. Valcome reluctantly accepted the offer and made Certs Head of Systems Operations. This job includes making sure that everything is running at 100%, form the Editing Equipment to the coffee maker Certs had the place running like clock work.
So it came to no ones surprise when Mr. Valcome decided to expanded the company to North Carolina, that he picked Certs to head up the operations with him. Gladly Karl accepted and the two men are now working hard to make Morons Inc. as well known in the south as it is in the North.
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