Finally completed on: June 21, 2005 (scroll to Orchid font)
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(Talking about her New Years Eve...there are no typos in this quote) ~~~~~
"You must like the Pope because you're Polish." -Ti Joe upon first meeting Ricky's grandmother
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Mom: Felipe, you're such a mess of a junk. ~~~~~~
(Talking to Robin about turning 29) ~~~~~
(Kirsten, Nicole, Jenn, Kate, and I come in to the high school at the end of the day to visit) ~~~~~
This section of quotes submitted by my deartest Laura E, whom I miss and cherish.
In English class, discussing a poem called "The Indifferent"...
Mrs. Mc Kenney: She's stroking his ego.
Lauren (answering a question): She's never in want because love's betrayed her?!?!
Lauren: She's just not satisfied........LAURA.....I mean with her EMOTIONAL relationship!
Rob: Carlin is the pinnacle of all funnys! ~~~~~
ElScorcho459: i love laura ~~~~~
(At the basketball game listening to Pep Band) ~~~~~
(Online with Felipe) ~~~~~
(Talking about the snow and how we hope classes will be cancelled the next day) ~~~~~
(Talking about "The Song of Roland" in Civ seminar) ~~~~~
"WTF?!.... I don't have time for class!!!" -Kristen
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"Have you ever seen Paris Hilton talk?? I did last night, and we're really in a bad way!" -Fr. Stokes
(Next class)
"I am fascinated by the metaphysical stupidity of Paris Hilton...you've got to see this woman." -Fr. Stokes
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TrackGoddess21: I had a dream that Monique ran for President, and when she won, everytime something happened to the point where she panicked...it created a hurricane. Mo-Please do NOT run for President. At least not just yet...
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"There is nothing as successful like success." - Dr. Keating on the Cistercians
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"Plato in The Republic is very much Dr. Spok." -Fr. Stokes
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"This textbook often foreshadows what's to come!" - Dr. Cichy
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"That was really good! We'll work on that again at our next sexual rehearsal." -Dr. Holt on the benefits of sectional rehearsals
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"Wok and roll!" - Fukui-san on Iron Chef Chen Kenichi Milk Battle
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"There's no reset button on this keyboard..." - CB Wood (Bio Professor)
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(I am in my closet changing to go take a shower, I shower and come back in the room) ~~~~~
"These are nice tonsils!" - Me on tongs
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"What a beautiful face! That's the best part of this game. Just look at that face, forget the ball!" -Aunt Rose on Tom Brady
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"All the clothes - all dirty! From that stupid thing on the ground! Oh that white clothes!" - Rose on the players' stained uniforms from the paint on the
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"Don't ever drink Kool-Aid...you can't taste the vodka." -Erin's lesson of the week
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Xdj nickX: whats this about CT from the real world coming to your school? i don't like that.. he's gonna punch you or something.. i'm not comfortable. all he did was hit people on that show
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"When you read Confessions, early Augustine...and by early I mean, at 35 you're still alive, when you become a Bishop you die." -Fr. Stokes
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(Studying for a Bio quiz with Erin) ~~~~~
"One quick thing - I've come to the conclusion that hardcore kids are just emo kids who are mad at their emo." -Felipe
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Felipe (calling Rose): Hey Rose, what's up?! ~~~~~
"I hate those dryer things in the bathroom because usually they don't do a good job drying your hands, but I read the directions today, and they said shake." -Erin
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"I feel crazy! It's because I have coffee milk, and I'm so excited to be at Slavin with EE S***** CAUSING A SCENE! Hahahahaha. With EE S***** CAUSING A SCENE - haha, that's funnier every time I say it. I love things that are funnier every time you say them. Hahahahaha. I feel like I'm dddrrrrunk." -Me
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(OLD OLD QUOTE) ~~~~~
Babyhands10: Monique... we wicked need to talk! ~~~~~
TsBtSd 667: call my cell when you get this ~~~~~
Kirsten: Ugh she's so stupid she was there Thursday and I was in the little room between the two auditorium doors talking to [so-and-so] and [so-and-so] and she walked through and was all saying stupid shit to [so-and-so] something like "Hey how about that test tomorrow?" ~~~~~
Auto response from ElScorcho459: Civ seminar till 4:30 on Thomas Aquinas. Terribly exciting. ~~~~~
jennerz0917: shes like you love him and cant have him ~~~~~
(Wathcing Passions of the Christ with Sarah C.) ~~~~~
(Talking about 'bad' theologians and Augustine) ~~~~~
"God is not your Dutch uncle." -Fr. Stokes
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"God is not a sugar daddy." -Fr. McGonigle
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"Do you like [Richard] Wagner's operas? Wagner is like, you don't know if you're being made love to or raped." -Fr. Stokes
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jennerz0917: K SO LET ME TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY ~~~~~
Me: guess what ~~~~~
"Pick [a sight singing example] off page 99. No! Pick one off 100. How about I pick it?" -Dr. Cichy
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"tricky wicket" -Fr. McGonigle five times during one Civ seminar
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"An acorn is an acorn because it's not going to turn into a dog, it's going to turn into an oak tree." - Dr. Keating on Aquinas's notion of telos
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(Discussing Canterbury Tales in Civ Seminar) ~~~~~
"I FEEL LIKE A ANTELOPE!!!" -Me, prancing around my room and leading Kirsten and Nicole to imitate me (Jenn, in all confusion, has just let herself fall face first on my bed) ~~~~~
"War is bad because it kills people." -Dr. Keating on new ideas presented in More's Utopia
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" -George W. Bush
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jennerz0917: IM LISTENING TO HANSON ~~~~~~
Babyhands10: Just so you know, I used up a decent chunk of time last night building "The MMMBop Estate" and trying to get you not to be in love with Nicole anymore (Yes, you guys were lesbians...) and to fall in love with Taylor. I just thought you should know. Oh yes, and you have a shirt with an M on it. I downloaded it just for you. ;) HAHAHAHAHA What a pathetic message for me to leave, but it's true... I am a Sim.
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jennerz0917 (8:05:29 PM): so i had a COMPLETE rockout to hanson today ~~~~~
"Online's not real." -Maggie
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"Know what the best thing about my schedule for next year is? I can watch Days of our Lives EVERYDAY." -Me
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"Mal is one of the nicest people I know. Like, she could never hit anyone, ever. (Nick and I laugh) No, she seriously couldn't." -Felipe
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Mom: Is that bathroom going to get clean? ~~~~~
Babyhands10: I feel like... I know you better. ~~~~~
Babyhands10 (12:04:00 AM): I want to go to Boston Museum of Science so badly ~~~~~
ElScorcho459 (12:14:17 AM): oh man, on days today there was this country band playing and the song was like "good girls grow up into wild wild women" or something like that and i thought of us
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ElScorcho459 (12:33:52 AM): kirsten, i think i'm addicted to coke. ~~~~~
ElScorcho459: Friday, April 23 ~~~~~
TrackGoddess21: MONIQUE! I think I need help! I just ate an entire package of Ramen! AND I don't rememeber chewing once! Then I had some raisins...and I'll tell ya. It's odd, really. I never thought raisins could go bad...
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Me: You're my favorite American. ~~~~~
(Disscussing Days of Our Lives) ~~~~~
Babyhands10: Oh man, I so wasn't born to be a Times New Roman girl
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"Hey, I'm a foot five feet!" –Erin
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ElScorcho459: you dont have to go to the world of dating right away! you haven't really been single for a while ~~~~~
Babyhands10: Can you tell me why I have so many dreams about the Titanic besides the obvious that I must've been there in a past life????????????
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Babyhands10: I took 230 pictures and 8- 15 second movies down south ~~~~~
Carlin: That's right. I'm going on a diet. Slim Fast all the way. ~~~~~
Fr. Stokes: Are you okay? ~~~~~
Fr. Stokes: Alan Shawn Feinstein likes to give lots of money to people if you…” ~~~~~
“I’m a hardcore Augustinian. I gotta come out of the closet!” –Fr. Stokes
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“I love Freud. If someone was to wake me up in the middle of the night and ask, ‘Are you a Freudian?’ I would probably say, ‘Yeah, I am...............want to make something of it?’” –Fr. Stokes
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“Are there any Freudians here? (No show of hands) I tell you, when I was an undergrad, Freud was talking about genetalia, I mean if you weren’t dating you had to do something. Don’t any of you read Freud? This is outrageous.” –Fr. Stokes
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(At Silvio and Liliana’s baby shower) ~~~~~
“Did I tell you about my not being able to count sheep? They go too fast!” –Erin
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(Walking on the sidewalk, people shouting that Primetime was just raided) ~~~~~
Laura: Why do they call that kid Donkey? Is it ‘cause maybe he’s hung like one? ~~~~~
“But the priests from England had all gone to Sweden and become hardcore Calvinists…” –Fr. McGonigle on the Reformation in England
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“Isn't the choral library romantic?” –Me to Laura
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(On serial music) ~~~~~
(On the Swayze Dance) ~~~~~
(Discussing college with Sara C) ~~~~~
“Where’s PC College?” –Nancy
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(Playing Taboo, The word is 'sperm whale') ~~~~~
"I'm turning 39 for the 18th time today!" -Maureen from church choir, on her 57th birthday
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(On seeing the movie Troy) ~~~~~
“Oh, hey Monique! I just wanted to tell you, when I was talking about you before I wasn’t saying anything bad. Someone just asked me, ‘Who actually likes Coheety?’ And I said, ‘Well, our girlfriends, our mothers, and Monique.’” - Pat
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Pat: So how’s Maine? [Where Pete goes to school.] ~~~~~
(Trying to decide who will drive to whom the next day) ~~~~~
(Talking about the fantasy genre and people who love it) ~~~~~
“One of the goals, I think, of this course, is to haunt you for the rest of your life.” –Dr. Carroll on Honors Civ
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(Powerpoint presentation in Biology on mammals, this comes up)
and it may
If ya want a hole
Just stick it to ~~~~~
Jenn’s away message: this ones for you monique ~~~~~
"Yeah, and all art comes from sexual stuff anyway." –Sara
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"I feel like we're having a sleepover!" –Me to Erin, roommate of (then) six months
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(Erin realized that this guy Tristan that she went to high school with lives in the dorm across from ours, and from our window we can see in HIS window fairly well! She is trying to show me.) ~~~~~
"I'm a bitch but he's such a fuck!" -Kristen
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Dr. Holt (going over problem spots for different voice sections in a song): And that's male and tenor!
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"Go now or forever hold your pee..........(cracks up)" -Me of course
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(Erin IMs me at some wee hour of the morning) ~~~~~
Babyhands10: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME IN THE PAST HALF HOUR
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(Planning a Lord of the Rings Girls' Night In) ~~~~~
(Finalizing our GNI date) ~~~~~
(Talking about Days of Our Lives) ~~~~~
"I got 99 problems but a cock ain’t one!" –Sara Chace
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(Brainstorming names for Kirsten's new website) ~~~~~
"Kristen! Just because your last name is Wanamaker doesn't mean you can make friends with the Indians!" -Erin
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Erin: guess what!?! ~~~~~
(Genna talking about how she's going to North Carolina this summer over the 4th of July to visit family) ~~~~~
ElScorcho459: steve is my friend ~~~~~
Andrea: i thought of you the other day when i was at walmart in the toy department, i saw the "homies" collection of toys- and let me tell you, there are many many homies, they even have different series numbers- it's crazy
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(Online) ~~~~~
(Rose is killing flies, and very enthusiastically.) ~~~~~
"Times New Roman is so pedestrian." - Robbie
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"How the hell do you spell 'pizza?!'" -Nicole
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(Nicole is looking at the Middle of Nowhere Hanson CD booklet) ~~~~~
Me: I'm like an eighth Brazilian. ~~~~~
"How awesome is Riff at ballet?? No wonder he's the leaer of the Jets." -Felipe, watching West Side Story
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"I think this is the.....best.......movie.......ever." - Felipe's friend, Zac, watching West Side Story with him
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"Sometimes I wanna say 'BFF forever....'" - Me
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(Sara, Stephen, and I trying to figure out where to hang out) ~~~~~
Me: Stephen, I'm THIS close to not being your friend anymore! ~~~~~
(Rose is telling a story about how she saw 'freaks' at Harbour Mall) ~~~~~
(Talking to Rose about a single guy her friend knows who works at JC Penney, and how she should go check him out) ~~~~~
(Mom is drinking a lot of water) ~~~~~
"Is it wet or cold water?" -Dad, asking for clarification on how to exfoliate
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"Felipe! You better not break that screen TV there!!" -Mom
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Mom: Do you want to try these artichoke hearts? ~~~~~
"And you're not wearing your underwear underneath your swim trunks! You're taking it like a man! Like a boy! Like a Brazilian!" -Mom to Felipe
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"That TJ Maxx was da bomb!" -Mom
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"I can't stand that guy [Carrot Top] makin' a collect call! Couldn't they get somebody a little cuter??" -Mom
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(Mom talking about how her nurse practitioner is the Farrelly bros. mom. She told her that she's in all of their movies doing something in the background, like at a baseball game in one) ~~~~~
"I love the alphabet.... I love writing it." -Me
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(Taking a quiz at EHarmony.com) ~~~~~
"It's good to be well-informed. It makes you really scared." -Mom on insurance
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"We don't have good life insurance. It's me, you, and Dad, and yours doesn't really count." -Mom to me
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"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C...O-S...... My bologna has a second name, it's M-I-Y-E-R! --I love that song." -Felipe
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(Andrea comes home at 10 from a church meeting about a trip) ~~~~~
Auto response from ElScorcho459: i don't think my dorm room has the proper feng-shui. hmmm... ~~~~~
"I can like smell your brain working!" - Erin M.
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(Freshman girl filling out her emergency contact card, look at the space for your "S.S.N.") ~~~~~
(At freshman move-in, we are sitting in the lounge waiting for more people to sign in, there is a dad just resting on the couch) ~~~~~
(Lindsay is marking a box for scrap paper) ~~~~~
(Driving down Crandall, someone is running in the same direction ahead of us) ~~~~~
(We are about to play LIFE and Robyn is making her Tickle-Me-Elmo trample all over the board) ~~~~~
TimStask: friends don't let friends host old web pages, monique
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ElScorcho459: i like when i accidently start typing GAGAGAGGAG because then its like i'm gagging
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Popular belief in magic was the essential foundation of the great witch-hunts of the 16th and 17th centuries. Had ordinary people not believed that certain gifted individuals could aid or harm others by magical means, and had they not been willing to make accusations, the hunts could never have occured. - The Western Heritage: Volume Two
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"Write that down. It's all about me." -Dr. Stephen Lynch, Civ
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"Human beings are prone to weirdness." -Dr. Lynch
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"Because it's ME that matters. I want you to write that down. Dr.-Lynch-matters." -him again
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Lauremo: OMG pudding!
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Voicemail from Kirsten: "...and your away message says 'pilates' and that's fucking hysterical..."
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ElScorcho459: i love you ~~~~~
"Let's just say, I was a scholar..." -me and my hypothetical situations
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(Looking at a package of earplugs) ~~~~~
"The acceptance of out-of-wedlock marriage is decreasing." -Dr. Mattison (social work prof.)
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"This is the Enlightenment! It's the New Age! It's the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius!" -Dr. Lynch
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"You are like veggie soup for my mind." -Sara C in a letter to me
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HugABug12: u're at the library? ~~~~~
O bling blinger: How sad... it was going to be so perfect ~~~~~
"This is going to sound like a stupid question... but what are they calling Russia nowadays?" -Me to Nick
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Auto response from ElScorcho459: i'm 18 and live a crazy life
plus i tell you what the 80's like ~~~~~
(Dr. Lynch's art lecture, we're looking at Fuseli's The Nightmare - a woman is drapped over a bed with an incubus on top of her) ~~~~~
(Still art lecture) ~~~~~
(Laura, Mike McNamara and I on our way to 11:30 Music Theory) ~~~~~
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Me: Pokey! Do a dance for me! ~~~~~
Mee (about Johnny Damon): Aw! He's a cute runner!
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(After Orlando got hit by the pitch) ~~~~~
(Talking about the lameness of the team name Cardinals) ~~~~~
Me (On Johnny Damon): He reminds me of Johnny Depp. ~~~~~
"They like take up my whole face... they're like a VORTEX!" –Nicole on her dimples
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Kirsten (eating chili): You probably wouldn't like this, Nicole--it has a lot of beans. ~~~~~
"I'm laughing because I'm confused!" –Nicole
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Robyn: "Kirsten sounds like a horn sometimes."
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(After seeing a That 70’s Show commerical with Laura Prepon, now a blonde)
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(7:30am after being up all night for our Vocal Rep Project. I’m trying to type my program and Laura asks me for something on her desk, it takes me about five minutes to find it and give it to her)
(8am - Laura and I laughing uncontrollably)
(9am – Laura who got even less sleep this week is on another high) ~~~~~
Dr. Lynch: My 13 year old daughter has a boyfriend, but it’s okay...because he's gay and those are the best kind of boyfriends for a 13 year old to have.
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(Talking about philosophy, human versus animal needs) ~~~~~
“What we learned is, war is not fun…..” –Dr. Kennedy, Civ lecture
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“That’s the down side of being Russian. Sometimes you get sent to Siberia.” –Dr. Lynch
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“You gotta write this down – if you ever become a czar – you gotta be a hard-liner.” –Dr. Lynch
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“I love peasants…..” –Dr. Lynch
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(Looking at Manet’s Olympia) ~~~~~
(Judging between the two extremes of liberal and conservative governments – where would you live?) ~~~~~
(On a portrait of Sam Adams) ~~~~~
Me: have you gone down to siena to practice yet? ~~~~~
(Andrea points out to her mom that they’ve bought the same candleholder, they think alike) ~~~~~
Linzi: I have to leave early to get ready for my game. ~~~~~
OLD QUOTES FOUND
“I was only kidding, I was just trying to be friendly.” –Mr. Arcouette
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Sr. Gail: Hildegard of Bingen wrote Ordo virtu tum…. ~~~~~
“Dan Ismondor! Sounds like a dinosaur!” –Troy on what could have been Dan Lade’s last name
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(After the PC Dance Concert, I see Mrs. Souza, my old fourth grade teacher – I go over to talk to her) ~~~~~
“Death has brought its life upon me!” –Linzi
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"Dick Cheney is a fascist in a business suit!" - Ti Joe, Thanksgiving dinner
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“He was like, ‘I thought you didn’t like me, but then you added me as your friend on thefacebook….’” –Sarah Stickney
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“Facebook is like revolutionizing dating, kind of!” – Stick
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“Oh, I wish I drank.” –Dr. Gordon-Seifert on the last week of classes/finals
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“…Breast development, which you know, has become quite popular in this country…” –Dr. Mattison
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“I have been eating less meat though. (Pause) Like, I don’t eat pepperoni pizza anymore (pause).” –Me to Carlin on becoming vegetarian
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(David is expressing dissatisfaction with Troy’s performance shoes) ~~~~~
(Derek is bending over to get something in class, making noise) ~~~~~
Erin: i feel like if i ever did have a funnel... ~~~~~
(To Deery on her impending 22nd birthday) ~~~~~
(Rose gives my dad and uncle flashing lighters with marijuana leaves for Christmas) ~~~~~
QUOTE PAGE 2005 IS HERE!
Erin: It was so great, we didn't go to bed till 5AM the next morning, and there was a beautiful sunset, and we were singing 'Pano Man.'
(Milk comes out of Felipe's nose)
Me: Don't worry, life doesn't begin for another 11 years, they say.
Robin: Is that what they say?
Me: Yeah, 'Life begins at 40.' So think of this as the end of the beginning, not the beginning of the end.
Robin: .......You're so good.
Mrs. Kenney: Where are you coming from??
Kate: Home...
Mrs. Kenney: Home?!
Us: Yeah, we graduated last year...
Mrs. K: Oh....OHHH!! Give me a hug!!!
D-Free: She's stroking his WHAT????
Carlin (loudly): That's total SHIT!
Dave: Good sentence.
lauraasaurus: awwww
lauraasaurus: i love yeast infections
lauraasaurus: and monique
Jeanette: When are they going to play "Oh Yeah?!"
Laura K: "You mean "Hey Ya?!"
TsBtSd 667: i played wicked intense games of connect four at mike's today
ElScorcho459: hahahahaha
TsBtSd 667: no like i'm serious mad intense
Kristen: No, I know we always say there's a snowflake, but this is for real.
"Charlemenge was TWO HUNDRED years old -- that's a lot of Viagra!!" -Fr. McGonigle
Erin: Oh, there you are! I knew you were in the closet when I came in the room but I thought you had already taken a shower, I never saw you leave the room! I was so confused... I was like knocking on your closet door... I thought you were hiding!
Me: Hahaha, what, you didn't look at my away message?
Erin: No...
Me: Usually I say when I'm in my closet.
Erin: Do you?
Erin: So I'm made up of atoms? No. Cells?
Me: Atoms and cells.
Erin: Oh no, that sounds scary....what if I don't want to have atoms?
Rose: Okay, and you?!
(Talking to Ms. Mailloux (Oh Jayna) about the John Mayer concert she went to the night before)
Ms. Mailloux: I just found out that he says, "Your body is a wonderland." I was listening to him play and I was like, "What's he saying?" I always thought it was "your body is a waterfall."
ElScorcho459: i'm here haha whats up?
Babyhands10: Okay so I had this idea the other day.... and I thought it was funny but then I told Chelsea and she FLIPPED OUT and said we should do it.
Babyhands10: But here it goes
Babyhands10: So
Babyhands10: We go on the Hanson message boards and start a rumor
Babyhands10: That this girl Kirsten O******* is dating Zac
ElScorcho459: HAHHAHAHHAHHHA
Babyhands10: And then everyone talks about me
Babyhands10: And Zac comes to find me
Babyhands10: HAHAHAHAHA
ElScorcho459: i think it's the only way to win your true love's heart
Auto response from ElScorcho459: homework
if anyone calls my cell phone (not that anyone does, ever), i somehow left it at home. try again next week.
ElScorcho459: I CANT
ElScorcho459: did you read my away message?
TsBtSd 667: ya i was going to tell you in case you didnt know
TsBtSd 667: okay
ElScorcho459: so how can i call you?
TsBtSd 667: from your dorm
ElScorcho459: i cant call from my dorm phone bc then i get charged 85 cents a minute
ElScorcho459: just call me
ElScorcho459: or did you just want me to call you so you could tell me my cell phone was at home?
TsBtSd 667: ya
ElScorcho459: you're such a tool
TsBtSd 667: thanks
Kirsten: And I wanted to be like "The test where I fuck you up?"
RViolin80: hey aquinas freakin rocks! you better watch what you say in front of me!
jennerz0917: im like bitch i dont want your aol boyfriend
Sarah: Hey, look, that guy's wearing sunglasses!
Me: What? Where??
Sarah: There!
Me: You mean the eye patch?!
Father Stokes: I shudder to think what they do to poor Auggy.
jennerz0917: my communications teacher goes to this kid how about you talk about euthanasia and hes goes whats that
jennerz0917: and she explains it and he goes wouldnt it be "YOUTH IN AMERICA"
Me: i got chopsticks at dinner today
Nick: haha, yeah?
Me: yeah, they went with some weird thing that I didnt get but i took them because they looked cool
Me: i should've taken more!
Nick: haha, but why?
Me: you have to see them
Nick: hhaa ok
Me: they're in this red packaging with yellow Chinese symbols, and it says (typed exactly as it appears):
Nick: ohhh wait
Nick: the english is all bonky right? like it sounds stupid?
Nick: i've seen this i think
Me: Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history.
and cultural
Me: hahahaha yeah.....also, you just used the word bonky hahahaha
Dr. Carroll: How would you describe Absalom?
Joe: ....He's a....metrosexual.
ElScorcho459: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT"S SPREADING!!!!!!!!!!1
jennerz0917 (8:05:34 PM): not a little one but a fest.
Dad: Yes!
Me: I'm going to start vaccuming right now.
Mom to Dad: She has her room to clean!
Dad: We've got it all figured out! Let me direct the traffic, you park on the side!
Babyhands10: No wait
Babyhands10: I feel like... a neanderthol.
ElScorcho459 (12:04:19 AM): awww i;m sorry hun
Babyhands10 (12:04:39 AM): Why do you sound so serious, like my ant farm just died or something?
ElScorcho459 (12:04:45 AM): HAHHAA
ElScorcho459 (12:04:59 AM): I DUNNO BUT I WILL TELL YOU THAT I FEEL SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW
ElScorcho459 (12:33:57 AM): cocaine, that is.
9pm: IC: The Making Of
10pm: Sakai vs. Flay
Saturday April 24
9pm: Sakai vs. Flay
10pm: Morimoto vs. Batali
Sunday April 24
6pm: IC America: The Making Of
7pm: Sakai vs. Flay
8pm: Morimoto vs. Batali
9pm: Morimoto vs. Puck
10pm: Tag Team Finale
ElScorcho459: SO, theoretically, if we happen to miss Iron Chef friday and saturday, we can catch ALL of what we missed, in order on Sunday - for five hours straight hahaha
Xdj nickX: haha. a whole weekend we don't need to think of anything to do
Nick: You're my favorite ethnic person.
jennerz0917: sami shot john
ElScorcho459: woah no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ElScorcho459: what was happening?
ElScorcho459: he btter live... i don't know if i could handle days without the comforting familiarty of john black's one-eyebrow raise
Babyhands10: Because I can't even handle being single hahahah
Babyhands10: The longest amount of time I've been single was probably like...13 years
ElScorcho459: yikes!!!
ElScorcho459: i guess i don't have to ask you houw your vacation went. i can relive it all in real-time
Laura (later at lunch): Oh yeah, I loooove my french fries!!
Carlin (staring at Laura's french fries): Fuck this shit! (throws Slim Fast away) I'm buyin' LUNCH!!!
Erin A: Yeah, just tired.
Fr. Stokes: Yeah, life is hard, then you die… you can see why my children are in therapy.
Molly: Do service-
Fr. Stokes: No! Plaster his name on buildings!
Nancy: You know what I like? Those pictures of the babies and they’re all dressed up in costumes…what do you call them….Armageddon babies.
Liz: What?? You mean Anne Geddes?
Laura: Scoot over, I don’t want to get hit by drunk people coming back from raided Primetime.
Me: Don’t worry, no one at Primetime was old enough to drive.
Michelle: Maybe it’s because he likes it up the ASS.
Dr. Cichy: Music to eat your cereal by...snap, crackle, pop!
Kirsten: And make sure people do it right
Kirsten: Because much too often people don't put enough hip and giration into it.
ElScorcho459: so whats your number one choice? university of monique, right? (and i mean just what i say by that, not pc)
Laura: It's in semen!
Me: PROTEIN!
Ti Jaime: It’s a great story. You know that was before the Romans?
Aunt Rose: Before the Romans?! I didn’t know there was anything before the Romans! I thought they were the first ones.
Pete: Good.
Pat: Oh, so you are in Maine!
Me: maybe we should flip a coin, eh? Hehe
Nick: haha okay, fair enough
Nick: well, we could do rock paper scissors via email
Dr. Keating: Providence College… the weirdness factor is pretty low here….
Professor C.B. Wood, reading aloud:
Love is fine
blossom
in your finger
a ‘possum.
-Uncle Virgil Wood
so im at work at the Gap in providence place and i was working with this girl who randomly says "i wonder if macy gray is on friendster"
Erin: See it? The one with two windows!
Me: They ALL have two windows!
HugABug12: so...
ElScorcho459: hey!
HugABug12: I was sitting here and I had drifted off...
HugABug12: and then I woke up...
HugABug12: and I have it all figured out...
ElScorcho459: haha i love you erin
HugABug12: I'm going to marry a Kennedy!
ElScorcho459: haha what??
HugABug12: well, I could be the 2004 Kennedy Chicklet!
HugABug12: I've always wanted my initals to be EEK
HugABug12: and it just seems like such a nice name
HugABug12: Erin Elizabeth Kennedy
ElScorcho459: eek!
ElScorcho459: that is nice
HugABug12: exactly
TrackGoddess21: when can we do our LOTR GNI?
TrackGoddess21: i would say GNO, but its "in" not "out"
ElScorcho459: hmm, when are you free?
ElScorcho459: haha yeah
TrackGoddess21: hmmm lemme check
ElScorcho459: GNI reminds me of GNY which reminds me of gyno dsylexic
ElScorcho459: HAHHA i spelt dyslexic wrong
TrackGoddess21: okay, so i shall pencil in our UT LOTR GNI for next monday
ElScorcho459: HAHAHA that looks like a secret code for like an embarrassing operation you have to have done
ElScorcho459: OHH DID YOU KNOW KIRSTEN STORMS IS LEAVING (BELLE!) she's doing a tv drama called The Clubhouse!
TrackGoddess21: WHAT!?!?!?!? WHY?????
TrackGoddess21: are they getting a NEW belle?
TrackGoddess21: i like her hair!
ElScorcho459: kirsten's grassy knoll
O bling blinger: Heheheheheheehe
O bling blinger: HYAHAHHAHAHA KIRSTEN'S ...
O bling blinger: Shit... what was it..
Me: what?!
Erin: i get to go to court!
Erin: to file a suit against...(remember the woman that hit my mom's car?)
Erin: her insurance company is refusing to pay the moola
Erin: im excited ive never been to court
(Later)
Erin: im going to look for good legally blonde quotes real quick for my away message
Me: Really?? Kirsten goes to NC every 4th of July to visit family, too! Maybe you'll see each other there!!
Genna: Oh wow! It would be really cool if we saw each other!
Me: Yeah, she goes to Sunset Beach every year, I'm not sure whereabouts that is in NC but-
Genna (gasping, wide-eyed): They have BEACHES in North Carolina??!
swizard616: monique is my idol
Andrea: i was downstairs at vovo's and vovo and rose were both watching some spanish soap opera where one guy looks at the moon and turns into a falcon and the other guy is an indian- although he looks more like a caveman to me, nothing native american about him- anyway, the indian guy walked into this cave or hut or whatever and rose was like
"oh, this guy is so cute, what a cute face, oh i wish someone looking like that would walk into my room and just stand in the corner so i could look at them, i would say- no, no don't move, just stand there and stay still so i can look at your body, oh, why doesn't anyone come through my door like that?"
Meanwhile, this guy is wearing a loin cloth type thing with a vest to match and big beads that look like rocks around his neck. It was sooo funny, i guess you had to be there.
Rose: I just love catching flies! In Portugal I would catch so many flies! (Imitates, telling me about the fly swatter she used to have. Spots a bee.) And I love killing bees! I love killing…small animals. I love killing (goes on to list a variety of insects), and the ones with a hundred legs! So many little legs. Centipedes. I get them in my bed sometimes, I hit them and kill half of them… but the other half runs away! And I hit that in half…and half is still going! (Laughing and repeating.) The only one I don’t like to kill is the red one with the black spots.
Me: Ladybugs?
Rose: Ohhh, ladybugs, so cute. I love them. When I see them I just throw them out, outside. … I love the smell of them, killing them! Smells like the grass! When you kill them they smell like what they eat, oh, I love the smell!
Nicole: For a second, I thought this was me, but it's TAYLOR! I was like, oh, this is a cute picture of me! Who are those two boys?!
Nicole: Does that mean you get to go to college for free?? Oh wait, that's the Indians.
Stephen: I'll call mah people........I'm gonna call my mom and dad first.
Stephen (shock): I thought we were BFF forever!!
Ti Fil: I like freaks! If I was a teenager today I think I would be a freak. With my hair all different colors..... but I like the clothes!
Rose: I'll be like, 'Excuse me, I need a little help in men's clothes - underwear!'
Felipe: Hey guys - Mom has OWC - obsessive water disorder!
Dad: Is that a vegetable?
Mom (laughing hysterically): Now how many people can say that?? Even if she is just selling corn dogs!!
Me (reading): Do you ask questions in search of information?
Nicole: Who am I, Sherlock Holmes?!
(Still the quiz)
Me: Are you self-aware?
Nicole: What's that? Aware of.....
Kirsten: Yourself.
Ti Fil: Don't think just because you and Ricky are getting married you can go and join a cult with him!
day 2 of ra training.
NickyDeisel62002: stop writing things in french, i don't know what your saying
Girl: This means screen name, right?
Lindsay: I think I need a 10 second delay before I speak. I always say something then have to say "no, just kidding" because I usually say it wrongly the first time.
Tiffany: Wrongly?
Lindsay: Incorrectly! Yeah, I'm in college!
The Dad (gets up): I think I'm going to take my daughter home now.
Lindsay: Is that how you spell "scrap?" Is it one "p" or two?
Me (looking at box): "SCARP??" What's a scarp?!
Frankie: Sounds like some kind of fish!
Me: Like trout!
Nicole: Is that so-and-so?? (we pass) It is!!! I'd know that butt anywhere!
Robyn: Elmo Kong!
Nicole: They're making a new movie like that.
Me: Really?
Nicole: Yeah, Hong Kong.
O bling blinger: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lindsay (reading): "Expands in your ear!" Ooooh, I'm scrrrrred!
Me: ...They don't expand to bigger than they already are....
Lindsay: Ohhhhhh...! (falls on floor laughing)
Auto response from ElScorcho459: so i've discovered this amazing new place at pc.....the library...who knew?
ElScorcho459: yeah
HugABug12: wow
HugABug12: i love the library!
O bling blinger: Hahaha
ElScorcho459: awwwww damn his girlfiend
ElScorcho459: HAHA GIRLFIEND!
hey ma, that's my away message while it still applies (2 weeks!)
O bling blinger: Everytime I look at your away message [which is often, I'm freakish].... I always think, "What do the 80s themselves like?" Is it supposed to be that you know what the 80s ARE like?! Because the first time I took it like the 80s are an entity that emcompass the ability to like... I don't know I'm rambling, it's been a long day.
Dr. Lynch: She's clearly having a...whatever than word is, I forget.
Dr. Reid: An orgasm!
Dr. Lynch: An orgasm!
Dr. Lynch: ...Versus the optimism in this painting. You have a woman exposing her breast saying, 'Come, follow me!' Who wouldn't?
Mike: This class doesn't meet at the same time next semester, does it?
Me: No, it doesn't.
Mike: Yes! I can't schedule any classes between 10 and 2.
Laura: Why?
Mike: I'm watching Dawson's Creek!
The following is as compiled by Kirsten while watching Game 1 of the World Series at her house with me and Nicole
Nicole: Do the hokey pokey, Pokey!
Me: That's why I'm afraid of balls!
Nicole: It's like the kitty team! Hey!! We're the KITTIES!
Kirsten: What?!?!?!!?
Me: Like... in his mysteriousness.
Nicole: Ohh, it's all about the beans.
Me & Nicole: “Ohhhh the BEAN dip!”
Kirsten: Who said that?
Me & Nicole: You!
Kirsten: Ohhh! (runs off)
Nicole: OH! She's gonna snort BEANS!
Me: Oh my God, why is her hair YELLOW?!?!
Me: I feel [choking laughter] geriatric!
Laura: This is why people drink!
Me: Some people get drunk, we just do homework!
Me: I kind of wish I was plateauing like you right now.
Dr. Reid: Could you be happy as a pig, Steve?
Steve: No.
Dr. Reid: No, of course not, you need your chemistry lab!
Dr. Lynch: She’s got no clothes on, but she’s wearing shoes. I think it’s cold shower time, I do.
Dr. Lynch: What I’d actually do is go to Amsterdam, and send my wife and kids to Iran.
Dr. Lynch: You've had the beer...there's the man!
Laura: no, but i wasn't planning on it :-(
Me: damn, i was hoping you would tell me that you had a fantastically fruitful practice session, and that would shame me into going
Ti Fil: We’re on the same webpage!
Me: Oh, you didn’t get anyone to switch [duty] with you? (frowns)
Linzi: No….. I did.
Me: Oohhhh, and THAT’s why you’re going to the GAME!
“When you see the protests and the news media and the men – burning their underwear…!” –Mr. Arcouette
Erin: Can you spell that please?
Sr. Gail (loudly, with impatient angry face): Well, spell it out now! What does the first word sound like?? (Makes her guess sounding out the whole phrase, taking 5 minutes of class time)… (suddenly happy face) See now! We’re Latin scholars!
Mrs. Souza: Oh! Someone I taught actually made it to college! I’m teaching third grade right now and none of them are going to college.
Troy: I have opera buckle!
D. Harper: Darryl, would you stop makin’ all that noise!
Derek: Darryl?!
D. Harper: You look like a Darryl bent over.
Erin: i seriously would just drink juice from it
ElScorcho459: won't it be exciting to have your age be a ..... palindrome?
Robin: Rose, do you know that that IS?
Rose (laughing): No….. what’s so funny?
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