Infamous Quotes 2003!

New Quotes in Indigo!

Last Updated: March 26, 2004 with the last few quotes of this year...don't forget to look for the NEW 2004 page (links below

Robin: Stay a little bit longer!
My Dad: Oh no, we’re gonna go hit the snack.

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(Old Quote)
“Hot tie?” –Nolan, upon seeing pants that said ‘hottie’

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(Fiddling with stations in Beckie’s car)
Me: Oh, I love classical music!! Let’s listen to this for a while!
B: Yeah! It can get us in the mood for going to Newport! We can classify ourselves!

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“That one looks like a wedding dress. I don’t know why she has a bouquet, though.” –Kirsten

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“Mr. Cody’s here!! I thought he died!!!” –Everyone

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“We’re so low on subs we’re hiring ghosts now.” –Blaser on Mr. Cody

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(“Rhiannon” by Fleetwood Mac comes on the radio)
Me: I know a girl who was named after this song.
Dad: Oh yeah? What’s her name?

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Mrs. Williamson: Mr. Williamson’s home – in bed!
Alex: Oohhh, he’s lucky then.
Mrs. Will: Ohh, no, I don’t think so. He wasn’t lucky all night long.

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(Talking about cloning to save animals)
Mrs. Busse: So if they want to save the pandas, there’s so many few of them…

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“I was thinking about taking AP Chemistry, but I really want to dissect that fetal pig! I really just want to – cut something open!!” –Kelly on why she took AP Biology

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Andrea M: I wish I took Grade 9 Science like Monique did so next year I won’t have to take Physics…
Robbie: When did Monique take Grade 9 Science?

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“I love French adverbs…” –Tyler Cone

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(At Drama rehearsal)
Kirsten: Are you still seeing Nick today?
Me: Yeah, he’s picking me up at six.
Kirsten (shocked): Seriously?!? You’re having his sex?!?

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Carlin: I’m gonna fall down…
Laura: Carlin, you’re sitting.

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Mr. Arcouette: Today we’re going to go over what’s on the midyear, get out your book…(<- we haven’t used them once all year)
(Mr. A starts to go over a whole bunch of stuff we never learned)
Sam: Mr. Arcouette, is this going to be on the midyear??
Mr. A: Anything is possible.

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Mr. DeSousa: When people get married, they need two witnesses.
Derrick: The best man and the first lady!!

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(Sam sneezes)
Shelby: Bless you!
Mr. Arcouette: ‘Bless you’ is correct.

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Jenn: We’re still on for Friday, right? Be there or be square!!
Me: Oooh! I’ll be there! I’m as round as an apricot!
(Later)
Me: Ok, I gotta go. See you Friday! I’ll be an apricot!

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“We’re reading Dante’s Inferno?!? I can’t read about hell and live in it at the same time!!” –Me

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(Watching TV, Felipe gets up)
Me: Felipe, where are you going?
Felipe: To my room.
Me: Forever?!?

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(From Iron Chef, the greatest TV show ever)
Host: How do you feel about the challenger’s cuisine?
Japanese Songwriter: You know I like unique stuff like Puff Daddy and Chumbawamba, but people remember Frank Sinatra, “New York, New York,” “My Way,” it’s classic.
Host: But you haven’t tried the Iron Chef’s dishes yet…
Songwriter: Yeah, I hear he’s like Prince, and that’s what I’m looking forward to.
(After trying Iron Chef’s dishes)
Songwriter: This guy is like the Andy Warhol of Japanese cuisine.

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Felipe: You know who’s an AWESOME painter?? BOB ROSS!!
Me: Bob Ross? Isn’t that the ‘Joy of Painting’ guy? Didn’t he die?
Felipe: Yeah…but he’s still on TV!!!

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(At Trinity Rep, some lady near us has a problem with her tickets)
Usher: What’s your name?
Lady: My name is Whitman, W-H-I-T-M-A-N, like the chocolate!

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“Teddy! T-E-D-D-I, like the grahms!” –Jenn

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Mom: Nick, do you want some Snakmaster?
Nick (overwhelmed and taken aback): Snakmaster?! …I don’t know what snack to master first!!

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Felipe: You’re taking French this year?
Me: Yeah…
Felipe: Oh, so you could go to Canada and like speak French?!
Me: I like how you say I could go to Canada and not France!
Felipe: Hey, people in Canada speak French! Pretty good Fr--
Me: I know, but--
Felipe: Pretty GOOD French from what I hear!”

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(Discussing genetic diseases)
Andrea: I swear I’m not Turner’s Syndrome!! I have a Y chromosome!
(Females have 2 X chromosomes…)

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“You got no idea how good sleep tastes.”-Dave

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(Mrs. Will is graphing something)
Dave: That’s a -3 though, so doesn’t it have to be on the other side?
Mrs. Will: Shut up.

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“It’s $5 and you get 10% off—it’s like $2!” –Carlin

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“He’s not even telling the whole story—he’s taking numbers 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, and 11 and then adding in the rest of the numbers to make sense even though that’s not how the story goes!!!” –Kirsten

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(Talking about having a party for Mrs. Gagnon, who is going on maternity leave)
Shelby: Let’s bring cake! BABY shaped cake!!

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Betsey: I have to make a bathing suit out of this tiny square of fabric!
Me: You have to make A BABY?!

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(Rose walks into a room where a new TV is facing her against the wall)
Rose: OOHH! I thought that was ME on the wall!!

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ElScorcho459: hmph!
Habibe99: oh, now you hmphing at me!
Habibe99: who do you think your talking to anyway?!
ElScorcho459: thats right sucka, can't touch dis.
Habibe99: ohhhh, now you think you can just quote MC hammer all willy nillie!?!?!?!?!?

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Shebang3915: i want to finish watching a time to kill in history
ElScorcho459: yeah me too! i'm sure he'll let us
ElScorcho459: esp since a bunch of juniors haven't seen it
Shebang3915: ill just have to seduce him again

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(Watching NBA All-Star Player Introductions)
Andrea: Ugh! Who is that guy? Why is everybody cheering so much??
Ricky: That’s Michael Jordan…

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“Study the beast.” –Uncle Joe to Andrea on her fiancée, Ricky

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"Oh boy, don't talk to a Native American teacher about American imperialism, taking land from people who it doesn't belong to..." -Mr. Arcouette

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(Discussing Dante's Inferno and those being punished for lust)
Mr Fielding: Cry, baby, cry, what's my name?

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Me: I have so much stuff saved...I can't throw anythign away...
Kirsten: That's how I am with everything, Monique. I'm like, "I'm never gonna use this again, but maybe, SOMEDAY, I'll need a piece of plastic."

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"Hold me, I'm a fermata." -Danielle L.

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"Coda, come back to me!" -Kirsten and I

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Nicole F (to some random kid sitting with her on All-State bus ride): Hey! I just wanted to congratulate you, you've gotten alot sexier these past few years!
(They strike up a conversation)
Kirsten: I wish we could do that - just make friends with someone by telling them they're sexy.
Me: Yeah, but then they'd just treat us like Sketchy McPants.

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On the afternoon announcements: The Scheduling Committee meeting has been resecheduled...

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My Fortune Cookie: :) Maybe you can live on the moon in next century. :)

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(Mr. Cody is subbing AP Bio. Another sub is next door with our friends in AP Chem but she won’t let them do anything.)
Andrea: We have to sneak them out! Jon has banana pudding and she won’t let him eat it!
Russ: We need to get him out, Mr. Cody, he needs to eat his banana pudding…he has a potassium deficiency!
Cody: Puddin’? …I’ll get him out for ya. (to sub next door) Uhh, Jon Beaupre has diabetes, we need to see him in here…

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Us: Let’s sneak more of them out of AP Chem!
Cody: Don’t kill the Golden Goose, I got this guy out for ya!

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(After we’ve snuck in the entire AP Chem class except Ray)
Cody: You people been workin’ for the Al-Quaida.

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(Mrs. Busse is showing us seaweeds)
Mrs. Busse: You’re not supposed to take them from the ocean, Mrs. Busse smuggled these.
Courtney: You smoked the seaweed?!?

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Mr. Arcouette: Jane Addams was responsible for the Hull House. H-U-L-L H-O-U-S-E.
Sam: I hope we can spell ‘house!’
Arcouette: Did I spell ‘house?!?’

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Andrea M: I know what a strumpet is!
Jenny: What’s a strumpet?
Ms. Bergeron: My sister.
Andrea: A whore!
Jenny: Is that French??

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Felipe: You know what I don’t get? In the play, Dave is Billy, so why does he say his name is William C. Crocker?
Me: Billy…William….
Felipe: I know! It doesn’t make sense. Where do you get Billy from William??

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Mom: Those scars are so ugly!
Felipe: What do you want me to do about them??
Mom: Can’t you cut them out??

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Me: What does that word mean?
(Brian tells us)
Betsey: Are you sure?
Brian: Yeah, I looked it up.
Me: Really? I wanna use it!
(Brian shakes head)
Me: Shut up! I love words!

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“I like crayons. I think they’re really cool.” –Mr. Fielding

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“My ass muscles hurt. I love that.” –Amanda Conway

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“How can she be singing on there if she’s pregnant??” –Mom, upon seeing Catherine Zeta Jones at the Oscars

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“Is Hungary even still a country??” –Random kid in the library

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Derrick: Wow, this guy [in our French book] is old!! Did he do anything special?
Me: Well, Derrick, you don’t get into a French book for no reason!
Josh L: Yeah, you at least have to be French.

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(Taking Bio notes)
Laura: I don’t like the word “sessile,” it reminds me of somebody with a lisp.
Me: If I had a lisp, I wouldn’t take Biology.

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“The thing that gets me about freshman is…they’re always happy. I’m like, what are you happy for?” –Casey (stolen from library)

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(At All-State Chorus we have to tell everyone our name, school, and something special about us)
Girl: My name is Michelle and I go to N. Smithfield High School, and one thing that’s unique about me is… I live in a round house. It has 17 sides, like an octagon…

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“I find it’s good to write about things you know, rather than things you don’t know.” –Mr. Arcouette’s advice for the essay section of the AP US History exam

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Substitute teacher in French: Why do you think the Bible was written in Latin?
Tyler: What are you talking about?? The Bible was written in English, I have one at home!

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“Cameron, do you remember that time, in like 6th grade I think, when I was riding my bike down the street, and I saw you, and I said ‘hi?’” –Me

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“I’m chuggin’ water like it’s it’s friggin’…water.” -Coral

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“Here’s a green box of tissues, look in the white bag…Behold, believe and be sanitized!” –Coral and Morgan

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(Talking about propaganda the government used to gain support for WWI)
Mr. Arcouette: How many of you were in that [simulated] boot camp thing? (show of hands) …I don’t know if there’s any corollary there but…

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(Online)
Me: I am thirsty like a camel, I’ll be right back
Nick: okay
Me: back!
Nick: i hope you got something ethnic.

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(With Nicole, walking into school late after her doors froze)
Nicole: Just think, though, we’ll never be late to school in the summer!

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Me: You're just like Mary Poppins - practically perfect in every way!
Nick: You have really long arms.

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Mom: So they call this place PPAC, huh?
Me: Yeah, Providence Performing Arts Center.
(Mom looks at me blankly)
Me: Why are you looking at me like that?
Mom: I don't understand where you get the P from...
Me: Providence...
Mom: OOOOooh, Oooooh........I don't see where the Arts fits in though...
Me: PPAC!!
Mom: PPAC, PPAC...it doesn't sound like there's an A in that...

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Judi: What’s wrong with you?!
Cameron: I’m French-Canadian!

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Chris Stenning, to Kirsten: Oh, I see. You’re having emotional problems because your parakeet died.
Cameron: My parakeet died this summer. His name was Special. (We laugh) …No, it really was Special. My first parakeet’s name was John.

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“One of the things I like about these kids is, they sing nicely.” –Ms. Bergeron on her 5th and 6th grade chorus

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(I pull on my pants out and see that there is a lot of extra room)
Me: There’s a weight loss commercial in my pants!!

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Felipe: Drugs are bad, mmmkay??
Me: Did you just call me a douche bag?!?

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“I hate that laugh of yours. It’s so fake. It’s so polyester.” –Felipe

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(Felipe is being really stupid in order to gain attention)
Me: Felipe, stop being such a ham!
Felipe: I’m not a ham!! This is me, one on one.
(Nick and I laugh)
Felipe: I said 1 0 1!! Like Basic Math, this is Basic Me.

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Felipe: Mom, do I have testosterone?
Mom: What?
Felipe: Do I have testosterone?
Mom: What??
Me: He just asked if he has testosterone.
Mom: And what does that mean???

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(Felipe looks at my Hello Kitty Ballerina stickers)
Felipe: Can I have one of these? To put on my skateboard??

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“So, how much am I supposed to tip you now [that we’re going out]? It would make sense to tip you more, but that would be like…prostitution.” –Nick

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Me: On the “Are You A RIer?” quiz, one of the questions should be, “Do you call it [frappes] a cabinet?”
Coral: People don’t call them cabinets?
Kirsten: No, we’re the only ones who do.
Coral: What do they call it, then – cupboards??

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(Online)
Me: Easter is coming!! I'm so excited! I love Easter, more than most people, I think.
Andrew Dion: why?
Andrew Dion: the bunny?

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Mr. Arcouette: There was an oil spill yesterday at Buzzards Bay…
Sam: Really?? Which side?
Arcouette (makes beckoning motion towards himself): This side.

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Arcouette (walks into class, singing): And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-Bird away!!

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“If you’re not sure of the date, use an approximization.” –Mr. Arcouette on the AP US Exam essays. No, I didn’t spell what he said wrong.

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“Earthworms are animals, right?” –Me, discussing Advanced Placement Biology

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Andrea: Do you have any white out?
Mrs. Busse: I right do here.

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(At the US History AP Exam, during break time)
Ms. Farley (clapping and chanting): I am the testing Nazi! Must follow rules!

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Nancy: We’re going to Subway, do you want anything?
Me: Yeah, get me a meatball sandwich.
Mom: Meatball?!? But Monique, it’s messy! …But Monique – it’s balls of MEAT!!

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"If your mailbox is full of junk...take steps to get yourself off mailing lists." – “Inspirational” quote on my calander, Thomas Kinkade

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Dave (explaining how he described John Edwards to someone): I was like, “I’ve got this friend, and he’s like a giant walking penis…”

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(In History, starting to watch a documentary, the opening credits are rolling and people in class are saying the names of the famous people in it out loud.)
Mr. Arcouette: Please, everyone be quiet…
John E (still reading names): John Savage.
Arcouette: You shut up and turn around before I lose it…..on YOU!

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(I’m talking about 80sTechs and EuroTechs)
Ray: I hate discotechs! You should have a EuroTRASH Tech!
Me: Yeah, and then you can be invited.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!!
Ray (frustrated): I’m not even Ffff…! (gives up)

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(Talking to Meaghen Hoops, behind me in the lunchline)
Meg: Everytime I get the breadsticks, I regret it. (To lunchlady) I’ll have the breadsticks, please.

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Rose, to Andrea and my Tia Fil: Oooh, I got Monique a Class of 2003 picture frame for graduation….ohh, I hope she doesn’t have one already!!! I didn’t get to look in her room and check!
Andrea: ….Noo…. she wouldn’t have Class of 2003 yet… just Class of 1999…
Rose: What? She’s not gonna pass?? She’s not gonna graduate?!?
Andrea: No, that’s not it—
Fil: No, Rose. She doesn’t have this one yet. She might have Class of 2002 or Class of 2001, but—
Rose: Ohhh, Andrea, I hope you don’t have this one yet either because I got you one for your [college] graduation too.

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(Talking about how seniors were brining a bunch of their sophomore friends to the Senior Prom and taking up tickets)
Mr. Arcouette: If you’re a senior going out with a sophomore, rockin’ the cradle, then, that’s okay…

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(Listening to a CD in the car with Mom. It finishes and I go to put another CD in)
Mom: Is that thing over? Does it have another side?

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(Mary calls the Cow to speak to Rich)
Me: He just left.
Mary: Oh, ok, I’ll call back.
Me: Okay.
Mary: …Is this Wendy??
(She could’ve only meant Whitney, hahaha)

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(In our French book, there is a cartoon of a baggage claim thing at an airport)
Me: It looks like a ferry wheel!! Ohh…not a word.

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“Imagine if John [E] was a cowboy? That’d be fucked up.” -Tyler Cone

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(Discussing the difference between our AP English class and regular English classes)
Eric (our Valedictorian): We’re more focused on what’s going on, rather than… what’s happening.

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“Someone spilled soda on me, now I smell like liquefied Skittles!!!” –Some kid at the zoo.

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Lindsey (to Tara O): Damn, those nails are long!
Candice McCauley: Shit! Don’t your nails get caught when you wipe your ass?!?

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"You know who was on American Idol last night?? Those two black girls who made "Sister, Sister." Did you know they can sing? They're good for singing. If they were Spanish they'd be doing albums!!" -My Mom

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Kelly at the zoo: Ooooh, LOOK! It's a big cat!!!
Indignant five year old: It's a snow leopard!!!

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Jenn M: Give me and F!
Coral: F!
Jenn: Give me a D!
Coral: D!
Jenn: What does that spell?!
Nicole: Photography!! (Takes picture)

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"All you hear about today is war, war, war, war, war! Today's Fourth of July, nice feeling, eh? Everyday in Brasil is the Fourth of July." -Ti Joe

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(OLD SCHOOL quote)
"I like fresh virgin meat!" -Me. This quote has been Sara C's 'funny of the week' for over a year.

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(Mary calls the Cow on a particularly rainy day)
Me: Cross i'd Cow.
Mary: Hiiiiii! Is Rich-uhd they-uh?
Me: No, he's not.
Mary: It's a nice day for swimming with the ducks!

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(Sara and I are talking about the band we're starting: Orgasmica)
Sara: We're gonna have the best badn ever!
Me: Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I realize I'm on the road to greatness.

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"Anyone can write a boring artistic song, pop music is the hardest shit to write." -Britney Spears (in Rolling Stone)

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Sara: When Orgasmica starts, we have to have a song about how we want to hurt Britney Spears...
Me: We can call it, "Oops! I Hit Her Again."

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(Online)
Sarah Cook: I'M OBNOXIOUS!
Me-That's really effective in all caps...

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(Coloring with Kirsten for Variety Show)
Me: The skinnier they are, the more juice they have. (Kirsten looks at me) ...I mean the markers!

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(At the Zox and Guster concert, Sarah P and I are up front for Zox for only a couple of songs because there is a really big curly headed kid head banging in front of us and his friend smelled really bad. Later that night I post on the Zox message board and my profile has my screen name. Twenty minutes later I get this IM...)
This Is Zack G: yea zox
ElScorcho459: haha hey
This Is Zack G: i got ur sn off the Zox message board
ElScorcho459: ohh awesome
This Is Zack G: zox is awesome
This Is Zack G: were u up front
ElScorcho459: yeah they really are. i was only going to the concert for guster and then just a couple days ago i heard zox was playng too and i got wicked pumped
ElScorcho459: only for a couple zox songs. there were two smelly kids in front of me so i went back haha
This Is Zack G: did u see a really big kid with curly hair headbanging
ElScorcho459: yeah i did actually! (I was then in the process of typing "He was one of the smelly kids!")
This Is Zack G: cuz thats my friend, he makes scenes
This Is Zack G: jumpin up and down
This Is Zack G: i was the kid in the #4 jersey next to him

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Jack Handey #249, and one of my personal favorites: "It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating."

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"I heart cuddling." -Tyler C.

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"Felipe, I don't want you out in the sun too long, I don't want you to get any darker! Your hair is so long, you're getting to look like a Mexican...... or a Puerto Rican!" -My Mom

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"Today's my aunt's birthday! I should tell her." -Me

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"You know, Felipe, we have the food first, and then the fruit--not the food then the fruit." -Dad

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(Robin is wearing a green shirt with a building on it)
Andrea: You look so Stonehenge; you just, look like a portarait.

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(Andrea is looking for a bucket to soak something in)
Robin: Why don't you use Rose's bucket over there?
Rose: ...I don't think this holds water.
Andrea: Why? It doesn't have any holes in it.
Rose: Are you sure that holds water?!

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Andrea: Why are you stretching that [sweater] out? It's already huge!
Rose: No, I'm just stretching it out to see if it gets bigger.

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"I feel so custy right now!" -Brent

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"I always buy things with a double meaning." -Mom

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Laura E's away message: Quick flash...be back after a splash.
Laura: hehe i had to do a little poopie
Laura: get it now?
Laura: after a splash?

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"I can't go to the library [to study] 'cause I'll just sit there and look at people and go...'Oh wow, they're working.'" -My roomate Kristen

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"Guys, I only shaved one leg so..." -Kristen

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Excerpts from my Mom's first online conversation
Virgo28G: have you being working already on the job? if so how is it? do you know how much it pays? is it cash on a weekly basis?
ElScorcho459: yeah i worked tuesday and yesterday and i'm working tomorrow, each time was only like an hour though. it was good, just sorting music and entering names on he computer
ElScorcho459: i don't know how much it pays, andi think i get paychecks every 2 weeks
Virgo28G: do you have lots of home work? and reading/ or reports try
ElScorcho459: yeah i have alot of homework. mostly reading
Virgo28G: felipe doesn't seam to have much or he claims he doesn't he said he hasn't got any books yet! when you talk to him try to enforce some good study habits into him, always give him pep talks on the importance of education, ok ! we need all the help we can get right from the beginning of the school year.
ElScorcho459: mom, send whatever you're typing now. i'm going to mass in a couple minutes so i have to go. i'll talk to you later if you're online
ElScorcho459: and i'll talk to felipe
Virgo28G: ok, a'm going now. have a good night and i'll see you tomorrow. love mom.
ElScorcho459: HAHA
ElScorcho459: mom
ElScorcho459: you're not writing a letter
ElScorcho459: you're having a conversation
Virgo28G: its the only way i know. by

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"You kids think you're soooooo 21st century." -Mom

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Kristen: My friend was at the [Yankee] game tonight!
Erin: Mine too!
Kristen: Really?!
Erin: At Yankee stadium.
Kristen: ME TOO!!!

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Auto response from ElScorcho459: Fill in the blank.
I should name my new goldfish Captain ______________. (Hint: the correct answer is a swashbuckling pirate type name.)
Btrfly0925: One eye!
Btrfly0925: no, that sounds like a pet name for a penis....lol

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(Andrea is walking by Titi's white truck where she sees a pinkish red lipstick kiss on the side. She shows Rose.)
Rose: Oh no, that's not lipstick, those aren't lips! That's just rust, nobody wears lipstick that color.

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Me: you know what i was thinking yesterday?
Nick: what?
Me: if you're a poet, you need a muse.
Me: ........hint.
Nick: mmm.... okay... ?
Me: i should be your muse!
Me: thats all i wanted to say
Nick: alright.. what does that involve exactly? how are you gonna amuse me?

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Poster on campus: "Pastoral Services Organization Hunger Awareness Meeting -- Free Pizza!"

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Virgo28G: don't forget to make your bed and clean your area, it may
ElScorcho459: hahaha i know mom i know
Virgo28G: help you in the future

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Virgo28G: ok monique, i'll let you get back to what you were doing, have a good night and i'll see you on friday. i love you felipe loves you and your father loves you, who loves you? everybody loves you! by by

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"I'm going to skip the even ones... let's do number 4." -Dr. Cichy

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Babyhands10: andrew says that i watch dan abrams pornos
ElScorcho459: i won't comment on that :-)
Babyhands10: HEY THEY'RE CALLED DREAMS I CAN'T CONTROL THEM OKAY??

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(Old quote!)
(Watching Finding Nemo with Sarah C., we see military mines in the water)
Me-What're those?
Sarah-Land mines.
Me-I like that you definately just said LAND mines....

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Btrfly0925: this sucks a greek penis

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(IM from Stephanie, Felipe's girlfriend)
Starmoonbeam2929: HOW GAY IS THIS FELIPES ALL MAD AT ME BECUASE HE WAS HUNGRY AND I TOLD HIM I HAD CHINESE FOR DINER AND THEN I SAID FOOLING AROUND THAT THE TERRIAKI STEAK TASTED SO GOOD AND I COULD STILL TASTE IT GOIN DOWN MY ESPHOGUS. NOW HES ALL MAD AT ME FOR THE GAYEST THING EVER SO HES SIGNED ONLINE SO WHEN I CALL HE DONT HAVE TO ANSWER THE PHONE
Starmoonbeam2929: OVER CHINESE FOOD!! I'M SORRY BUT ITS SO STUPID
Starmoonbeam2929: EEERRRR SOMETIMES HE CAN GET SO ANNOYIN
Starmoonbeam2929: ANYWAYS
Starmoonbeam2929: WHATS UP

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Jodi: We were talking about sex in our psychology class today, and the professor said something about... oh, what's that word? It starts with a 'p'....
AJ: Penis?
Jodi: No....
Laura: Promiscuous?
Jodi: No, there was no 'q' in it!

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Babyhands10: Guess what!!!!
Babyhands10: Jazz hands goes to my school!!!
ElScorcho459: NO FING WAY!!!!!!
ElScorcho459: that bitch has my pencil!!!!!!

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(Taken without permission from Kirsten's subprofile)
(Discussing the Swayze movie)
Kirsten: Monique, you're the best.
Me: Aww, no way! You're doing the Swayze... it is the core, the very essence of all other girations and bumps.
Kir: Why can't I Swayze with my mouth closed, anyways?
Me: ...........

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(Watching 'Ever After')
Kristen: Wait, so I know the father dies, but how?
Lauren: He has a heart attack.
Maggie: Wait, so they had heart attacks in the olden days?

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***Old Quotes have been found! The next few family quotes are from my family vacation to Maryland this summer and other random places...wee!***

Dad: You want to put that CD in?
Mom: No! You can't see the road with music!

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(Playing Gin Rummy)
Mom: Let's stop now while I'm in the lead!
Dad: Gee, you were in the lead ten games ago, it takes you that long to computerize?

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"This is a No-Hype Zone." -Felipe on the Boardwalk in Ocean City, MD.

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Me: It takes me two games to warm up for bowling.
Felipe: It only takes me one game.
Dad: Oh, really? Are you Mr. Confidential over here?

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(Talking about college)
Dad: They make everyone sleep there their first year.
Me: Everyone?
Dad: Well, unless they drive back and forth.

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Felipe: Can I go over my friend Jesse's house?
Mom: Felipe, don't start coming with new friends!!

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"Look at those pants! He looks like a no-ass jackass!" -My Dad on Felipe

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"Dude, I don't buy $65 shoes just to keep them nice!" -Felipe on shoes he wants to skateboard with

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(At Jenn's Birthday Outing in August, listening to Reggie and the Full Effect. The song starts out slow then all of a sudden gets really fast)
Me: Oh my God - TURBO DRIVE!!

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Mom (calling): FELIPE!!! FELIPE!! FELIPE!! There’s a program on TV about mysteries of the unexplainable from Mars! Come and watch it!
Felipe: ...Why?
Mom (crestfallen): ...I thought you’d be interested in it...

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Felipe: Monique, you know what I'm gonna do when my hair gets longer?
Me: Dredlock it.
Felipe: No, I'm gonna tie our hairs together! Then we'll be inseperable!

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Felipe, singing a line that should be ‘You’re a boomerang you’ll see, you will return to me...’ (Bright Eyes, "You Will. You? Will...") instead sings: “You’re a blue meraine, you’ll see..”
(I laugh)
Felipe: You just laugh ‘cause I misinterpretate the words!
(I laugher harder)
Felipe: Shut up!
Me: No! I say ‘interpretate’ too!

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(Online - I have just changed my font and put up an away message with it)
moving the image: monique, you're living a lie.......change your font

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(Online)
Kirsten: It was just a nervous thing all day and I was running around the house like a chicken without a head and I had so much to do
Me: haha i thought you meant literally like chicken dancing, and i was like, that's not so bad

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HugABug12: lol moniquey im not crazy righT?
HugABug12: see when i spelling it like that
HugABug12: it makes me think
HugABug12: of croquet
HugABug12: i dont know why

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(Looking at pictures)
Maggie: Why didn't anyone tell me I was the ugliest person in the world?!
Kristen: You're not! Just in that picture!

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(I am online and someone IMs first, which makes my computer MOO)
Erin: Did someone just IM you?
Me: Yeah.
Erin: Ohhh, okay. Because one weekend that you were gone I think you left your sounds on, and I was sleeping, and the cows came into my dream....

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The worst math class ever inspired me to write a poem while sitting in the back of the class trying to eat my lunch. Note: Professer Derderian cannot say "Delta X" and instead says "Delter-rex" - so I call him Delter-T-Rex. That is a key theme.

I love my sandwich
munch lunch
crunch crunch lettuce
mustard on my face
velocity escaping my brain.
I love to munch my sandwich
while Delter-T-Rex
munches away at my brain.

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"I just chose these [variables] willy nilly. Have you met Willy Nilly? (Class: No) Well, you don't have to - it's a concept. So, pick whatever you like when you talk to Willy Nilly, or you can ask Alfie, she knows." -Professor Derderian in the middle of a math problem...who the heck is Alfie??

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(Felipe is going online)
Mom: Felipe, have you done your homework yet?!?
Felipe: Yeah, my homework's done.
Mom: It's probably not done - you just want to talk to your friends!
Felipe: Well yeah my homework's done and I'm sorry I have so many friends!
Mom: Well I don't want you having any more friends!

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(Andrea is reading the following quote on my page: Poster on campus: "Pastoral Services Organization Hunger Awareness Meeting -- Free Pizza!" and does not find it particularly amusing)
Andrea: We used to have free pizza at meetings at school too...
Me: At Hunger Awareness meetings??
Andrea: .......Ooh! Oh! I get it!

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"Mike is like a kid, he can't be a mom...." -Kristen on her Uncle Mike

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"Felipe, you're already almost six feet tall, you can't go around wearing a mask, you'll scare people, they won't know who you are!" -Mom on Halloween

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Sara C: So have you seen my friend that goes to PC yet?
Me: No, but I heard about his accident!! My roomate was talking about it! I was so upset, I was like - "I haven't even met him yet and he's hospitalized!"

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"Oh my God, know who I'm BFF with now??" -Sara

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Erin: Suicide is the leading cause of....
Kristen and I: ...There was definitely no way you were going to finish that sentence.

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(Thanksgiving family quotes!)
Me: Rose, you look cute today!
Rose: I am. I do?

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(Lying on my bed while Andrea and Kim are sitting on it)
Me: I'm so sleepy! I'm making myself right at home! ....Well, I am home....

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"Bye! Happy New Year!" -Rose on Thanksgiving

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(Andrea has just asked Robin directions to LaSallette Shrine, where many people go around Christmas to see their huge Christmas Lights display)
Robin: So when are you thinking about going?
Andrea: Maybe Saturday.
Robin: Well, do you want to go in the morning, or in the evening? (Think LIGHT display)

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Babyhands10: OH MY GOSH I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding with my family and I just kept thinking about you and your big fat Portugese family!!!!!!!!!!!

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Caitlin: Why is my bra so uncomfortable all of a sudden?
Jean (somberly): That's what happens in December.

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Dr. Hennedy's note on the board to our Civ class: Please pick up copie of Aeneid reading ? befor you leave.

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"For women, Christianity was a Godsend." -Dr. Keating

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"In the New Testament, [Mary] is displayed in kind of a ... sketchy role." -Dr. Keating

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(At the Civ scream, people are throwing things like pie and random masses of people are running away from other random masses of people afraod of getting hit)
Jeanette: No, you guys! Don't run away from wild animals -- they'll CHASE you!!

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Laura: Whenever I'm praying, my mind always starts wandering to bad things and I'm like 'Oh no! He can hear me!'
Me: Oh me too! Like in church!
Laura: Yeah, I'll be in church thinking, 'Oh that Justin Timberlake -- BODY OF CHRIST!'

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(Felipe is telling a story about his friends)
Felipe: So then, it was me, Ryan Carr-
Me: Who's Ryan Carr?
Felipe: Oh - he's an emo rocker.

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New and exciting wicked spletzer quotes in the new 2004 page.