Alas! If you are looking for New Quotes, go to the Infamous Quote Page 2002 or 2003! If you are looking for the nostalgia of older quotes, and the ORIGINAL quote page action that started it all, read on, my friend...
(The story of the bush and the truck has finally been included right before Cal's quote about it! Yay!)
Note: Everyone on this page referred to as Zan, Munroe, Domingo, Delaveaga, Alisendro, Baloo, Zeus, Atilla, Jesus, Alexander, Ivan, Emmanuel, Aladdin, King Triton, and Al are all really just Alex L, though he won't admit to it ;)
~~I started this quote page as just a little spot to put some funny things, mostly private jokes. But now, alas, it has a mind of it's own! I thank all of ye who have contributed to this page. I'm so very much obliged for your quick wit and sometimes your stupidity! Ah well, bon appetit!~~
Munroe: "I hate that kid! He's such a...ugh..."
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"Mutha screw!!! Look at these jeans, I have to wash 'em already!!! I'm gonna go home and burn them!" -Munroe 'Bubba' Monroe
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(*Singing*)"I've got pudding! I've got pudding! Hey hey hey heeeeeeyyyyyy!!!"-Nicole singing on the bus on a Friday
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Monique's Mom: "What did you do to your hair?"
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"Oh My God! I was stopped behind this Stop and Shop truck the other day, and I FINALLY figured out what the red and green dots stand for!"-Andrea (can you tell we're related?)
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"Oh! I saw these cute cute guys at Fall River celebrates America! They were singing, oh all of them so cute! They were 6 brothers, 16-26 and all of them were married, except for the 26 year old...I saw them coming and I told my friend 'You! Stay behind me!' and I saw them but I couldn't think of what to say so I say...OH! YOU GUYS WERE GREAT!" -My aunt Rose
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My Dad: "So Bush was inaugurated today..."
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"Damn this ditz gene!" -Moi
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Kir: "He's such a smart ass..."
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Calindy: "It was so funny the other day when I was joking around telling Kirsten I'm pregnant---you should've seen the look on her face! I do have to get an ultrasound though..."
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*LUNCH BELL RINGS*
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Munroe: "Slug in a ditch!"
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Munroe (singing): "I don't like being called..."
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Munroe: "I like that plum color you're wearing."
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"Did you know that I got up at 6:30 this morning to go to school for 7:40? I got to watch cartoons, eat breakfast and have a nice leisurly morning...It's so nice when you get to do that, ya know?" -Munroe
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"Who does Mrs. Gagnon want to make out with in your class? 'Cause in my class it's me and Troy." -Munroe
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Munroe: "I'm gonna evict you from my desk!"
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"You make a hot rod lawnmower." -Munroe (who else says all this random stuff that ends up here?)
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Kirsten to Me: "What's your mom's name?"
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Munroe: "I got banned from watching Rocky when I was little."
Me: "Why?"
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*Monique, Calindy, and Kirsten in English class, Monique is writing*
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"Oh my Gosh! You wanna hear the SWEETEST story? Last night, there was a fire a couple houses down from me...so I called Josh cuz he wants to be a fireman..."-Jenn
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Rita to Kir: "So how did you and Rob meet?"
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*Monique and other peeps are backstage at Drama practicing the Canterbury chant*
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*Jacky and Me playing with Kyle's hair*
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*Online*
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Mr. Ferrara: "Does anyone want to go on a little errand for me?"
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Kirsten: "Why did you change your name to Delaveaga?"
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*Kirsten's story about the bush and the truck*
Kir: "Oh man, the FUNNIEST thing happened. Me and Rob were driving, and there was this truck in front of us with this random bush in the back of it...and he goes, 'I wonder if they know that's there.' Hahahahhaha..."
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Calindy: "Kirsten laughs at EVERYTHING!"
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*Abe, Moi, Kir, and Calin walking into lunch pass Jordan*
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*Calindy and Monique are at lunch eating Smartfood Popcorn in hopes of gaining common sense and/or intelligence*
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"The question is-how come you can't tickle yourself?" -Kirsten
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Cal: "Ugh, Kyle P!"
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*Calin and Kir chatting online*
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*Monique enters kitchen about 2 hours late for dinner*
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*Monique pulls out bag of Doritos at lunch*
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Me: "Where can I get a drink of water?"
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"I should be a prostitute, I would make the best whore..." -Calindy
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Kirsten: "Oh CRAP!"
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*Mr. DeSousa talking about gypsys in French class*
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Jenn: "Ow, I really hurt myself last night, I'm not sure from what..."
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*Calindy and Monique in the middle of deep, meaningful conversation, Jenny quietly filling out volleyball medical record things*
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"You're such a hyena!" -Me to Kir, who laughs at EVERYTHING
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"TUNA!"-Monique yelling out the window on the bus to some random kid walking...the look on his face was priceless...
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Nicole and I singing on the bus on a Friday: "TUNA! Tuna in the morning, tuna in the evening , tuna at supertime! When tuna's in a salad, you can eat tuna anytime!"
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*My cousin Andrea comes home early from work after feeling very faint, she has a bruise on her face*
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*Jenn, Kir, and I walking around Swansea Mall, stop at Auntie Annies"*
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*Kirsten and Monique dancing in Mo's Room to "Jump" by Van Halen, Kirsten is pretending to be Eddie, who she thinks is cute*
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*Baloo and Kirsten talking about their marriage (there was no formal ceremony, no proposal even! I was so upset because I was supposed to be the Maid of Honor!)*
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Baloo: "Wow, Kirsten, let me see you flex...you have really nice arms! I would say your arms are your best feature..."
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Felipe (mah lil bro in case you haven't had the...er...pleasure): "I have a St. Patrick's Day Dance next Friday!"
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"Well, we have a double period tomorrow, so I'm going to finsh reviewing for the test then, I have something very important to talk to you about for the last 20 minutes...Last night I couldn't sleep, it was that iced tea, I never should have had the iced tea!!! *10 minutes later*..So in conclusion, I've played the drums for 40 years, but I never got to learn how to play an instrument I've always wanted to...the banjo. I think I'm going to go buy a banjo." -Mr. Ferrara
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*After telling a story on the bus*
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*B (Beckie) passes me, M, in the hall*
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"Hey, my best friend!!! You wanna go buy Mrs. Palmer's lunch for me? She told me to buy her SOUP! I don't know what to get! *laughing* SOUP! I don't know what she means! Soup, soup...will you buy it for me?!?" -Some random girl in the locker room.
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*Erin, Me, Kir and others in library after school*
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*In Guidance office, Josh M walks in*
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"He needs to get laid." -Sinead on Mr. Rearick
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*These are old quotes I found in my Bio notebook from when Baloo was Munroe, so he'll be called Munroe for this lil' portion* ***Note: I've got nothing against homosexuals, and Baloo is a kidder if I ever met one. So nobody be offended, please?
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Munroe: "Would you rather be in love with a robot or an alien?"
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Me: "Whatcha doin', Munroe?"
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"I took a shower this morning, I'm SO proud of myself!" -Kirsten
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"I'm pissed off at my thumbnail." -Kirsten
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"Like ants, they all sleep together!" -Calindy's interpretation of a line from 'Thanatopsis' by William Cullen Bryant
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*Mr. Rearick pulls on Timmy-Poo's chain as he walks by*
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*Mrs. Keavy subbing for Mrs. Carreiro, lots of people talking*
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*Really weird kid walks up to Jenn*
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*Kyle walks into my World History class to walk with Jacky because of her knee*
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*Ivan, Kirsten and I playing MASH*
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"Nicole, having sex outside instead of inside is NOT what Earth Day is all about!!!" -Jenn
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*Nicole and I walking Jenny home, down Hurst Lane*
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“I ain’t no fool.” –Mr. Ferarra
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My conversation with Robyn O:
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*I look through cabinets when on vacation in VT*
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"Are you gonna stay up all night or are you NOT gonna go to bed?!?" -My Dad to Felipe
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"I can't read in the car, I get seasick!" -My Mom
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"Turn the radio down! I can't see with all this noise!" -My Mom
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"Don't make laugh of your dad!" -Daddio
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*Cal, Kir and I in English trying to figure out meaning of a word*
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"School is gay!
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*Commercial for American Hi-Fi's CD is on, "Flavor of the Week" is playing*
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"I'm just asking you for a question!!!" -My dad
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Me: "A bunch of people are leaving for Europe today."
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*My Aunt (Ti Fil) picks up my Izone Camera*
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*Ti Fil walks into Andrea's room at a random hour of the night, Andrea's watching TV*
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*My cousin Andrea watching TV in a shirt that she spilt wine cooler on*
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"Wayne, who has an egg for a space shuttle?" -Robin
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"Ok, I need to finish off this role of film...Robin, you hold up the egg like this...ok, Monique, you bow down and worship the egg." -Andrea
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*Jenn goes in my bathroom to change out of pajamas, comes back into my room after only changing her pants*
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Felipe: "Look at that lightning! It's huge!"
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*Jenn holds up flower*: "Wanna smell my bagel?"
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*At Mars 2112, a restaurant in NYC, a waiter was leaning over someone's shoulder*
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"Can't we stop and look at the watches?!? The watches are the best part of being in New York!!!" -Rita
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*Andrea goes out with her then-boyfriend, Rob, wearing a white tanktop, comes back with his shirt over hers*
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*Andrea in her room putting chapstick on, Ti Fil walks in*
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*Getting into seats of a simulated ride at Mars 2112*
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*In computer lab, Kirsten sits down and looks at screen for a while*
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*In French class, repeating words after Mr. DeSousa*
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*ANDREA'S STORY*
"I was at the Confirmation Party, and I had to go to the bathroom. There were two doors, but one was closed. At the other door, there was a lady looking in the door talking to someone inside, so I went up to her and asked:
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*At my cousin Kevin's and his wife's new house, in the front lawn, observing a tree that's growing crooked*
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My mom: "What day is it today?"
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*(Old quote) Andrea out on a date with this kid Chris, the song "No Pigeons" comes on and they start talking about pigeons*
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"That baby is already a 7 month year-old!" -Robin
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*In French class, Mr. DeSousa is discussing the subjunctive tense*
Mr. DeSousa: "The subjunctive tense is what seperates humans from robots."
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"Houses, houses,
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"Felipe, you can't just ask someone if they made a boof!" -Robin
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*Jenn and I cross hall*
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"Look, Monique, LOOK! MY first ZIT!!!" -Felipe
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"The genetic disease my paper is on is one that makes you ravishingly handsome. As you can see, I've been infected with this disease since I was born." -Manny (used to be Ivan)
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"WOAH! I get out of school on FLAG DAY! Mom! Mom! I get out of school on FLAG DAY!!!" -Felipe
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"Don't touch me, I'm clean!" -Me to Felipe
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"Does Mike J really have scabies or is he just pretending?" -Felipe after watching the Variety Show
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Manny (Formerly Ivan): "I went shopping the other day, for a ring...for a girl."
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"Does this shirt make me look ematiated?" -Manny
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"Did you notice a jar of mayonnaise missing at school? That's 'cause we stole it. It's in his (*points to Phil*) backyard. We go pray to the mayonnaise gods...before we go on planes." -Adam P on the bus to Nicole...that whole bus ride was pretty scary..(Why do all the scary things happen to Nicole and I? Like that guy with the spiked jacket! Mutha!)
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Felipe: "Why are all those cars parked at the Regatta?"
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Andrea: "You know when you put cucumbers on your eyes when you're tanning?"
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*After going grocery shopping, Ti Fil comes home to my just-turned-20-year old cousin, Andrea*
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*Calindy, Corey, and I listening to the morning announcements*
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“Do I look fat?” –Blake
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"French is a happy day..." -Jenn
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"Youse a ho!" -Mrs. Carreiro
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Felipe: "I got a 6.0 on my Iowa State Testing...that's the average for a kid in the beginning of sixth grade."
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"What do you think of Roman orgys?" -John E
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"I can say what you're seeing." -John (again)
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"Belle-
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"That Brian looks like a short Abraham Lincoln." -My mom after watching the Variety Show (sorry, Bri)
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"This one here looks like he's Am-nish." -My mom on Nate
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*Driving to McGovern’s*
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*In line at McGovern’s, picking out pastry*
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*I hug Nolan goodbye*
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"Picture Mike J with a sock puppet..." -Me while watching the Mike J Funk Explosion
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*I'm eating my waffles without syrup*
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*My mom pours orange juice out of a Tropicana container*
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*Tim O., Rachael, and I talking about Senior Directories (this was last year)*
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"We are not in the hamper." -Some kids TV show Andrea and I were watching
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*My conversation with Denise 10/25/00, I am waiting outside of Yearbook to talk to Mrs. Souza*
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*Andrea calls up her friend, M. Roberts*
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*Robin and others talking about my aunt Rose's Patrick Swayze poster(s) and how she hasn't taken them down yet*
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"WOAH! I just realized I only painted half of this nail!" -Me (hours after I painted my nails)
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*Leaving South Shore checking if we have everything*
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*Felipe farts*
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"Women don't fart, they fluff." -Mike J (quoting his mamma)
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Nicky: *Drinking Gatorade* "Do I have a milk moustache?"
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Robyn: "Wanna hear a shady joke?"
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Robyn: "Katelyn is my friend from school-we're BESTEST BUDDIES!!!"
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"Look, Monique! I got a balloon from K-MART!" -Robyn
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*Kir and I walking past GAP*
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*Kir and I meet Jenny and Nicole in the mall*
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Felipe's friend (to Felipe): "You look like Bob Barker!"
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"Look! I have armpit hair!!!" -Felipe
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*Felipe looks over at me*
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*It’s thundering and lightning out and Andrea is in her room. A huge lightning bolt appears outside Andrea’s window, Ti Fil RUNS in.*
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“These American flies just let themselves get caught. You would never be able to catch a fly in Portugal.” –My Mom
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“If you want to know everything about Portugal, go to Canada.” –My Ti Joe (He really didn’t say that but it really sounded like he did and Andrea thought he said it too so I’m not crazy…)
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*Kirsten and I chatting online*
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”Wow!!! I have three songs in a row on my Winamp Playlist by people named Joan!!! Oh…that’s ‘cause my songs are in alphabetical order…” -Kirsten
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Kir and I chatting online*
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Laura (at my house): "So who lives around here?"
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"That pisses me mad." -Jenn
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*Listening to Classic Rock in the car*
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*Felipe and I arguing*
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"Drink water, don't pollute." -Felipe to random cars that pass us on the highway
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"Dad! Look at that motorcycle helmet in front of us...the scratch on the paint looks like Africa!" -Felipe
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"Why do you always have to download songs?!? Why can't you just leave them there?!?" -My Mom
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*Watching some Connolly band, singer said he got electrocuted and demonstrated*
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*Walking around Thames Street in Newport*
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*Listening to some rap song in Jenn's car*
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Me: "Good thing Kirsten isn't here or she'd steal all my quotes!"
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*Driving by the IHOP*
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"Dad, I want to buy a wheelchair, they're fun!" -Felipe
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*Andrea and I trying on jeans at the Weathervane*
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*Rachel and I at Kirsten's house*
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"You have shapely thumbs." -Aladdin (formerly Manny, really Alex L)
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"Man, I'm hungry. All I can smell is shake and bake chicken, man, shake some of that chicken my way, baby!" -Jenn
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"Have a safe day!" -My Aunt Fil
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"You're getting to be an awkward duckling...too tall for your age with a pee-wee brain." -My Mom to Felipe
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*My mom talking about a trilogy of books set in Ireland that she was reading*
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*Shaking everyone's hand in Gym class*
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*In Sociology*
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"This is as easy on bread on butter!" -Ethan Smith on Algebra
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Mendes: "I got a wicked sweet tattoo." ~~~
*My Aunt Fil looking at Mike's senior picture, sees 'Wingate' in the corner*
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*Kir, Meg, me, and some other random people in Lounge after school*
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*In Sociology talking about getting liscences*
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"Man! I was looking under my desk and I saw these shoes and I was like, 'Dang! That kid has nice shoes!', and then I realized they were mine." -Al (Alex L)
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"MMMMMM...My hair smells like sex." -Jenn
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"Oh! I thought it was a cat!" -Sarah P after walking into a curtain at drama
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"We don't accept no credit cards." -The sign outside the Dollar Store
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*Talking about Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presly*
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"Fine and dandy like sugar and candy." -Eric H
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"I go to every freakin' store and I can't find a shirt to go with this freakin' skirt! Didn't the people who made the skirt make a shirt to go with it?!? I hate you, you freakin' skirt!!!" -My aunt Rose, to herself in the middle of the mall
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Ti Rose: "Should I get this for Monique for Christmas?"
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*Driving by garbage collectors, they let us pass so I wave thank you to them*
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*Mr. Marx checking homework, which was to make up an experiment and test it*
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"You're different, and that's bad." -Ms. Lemieux
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*These are the random girls near me and Cal's lockers who are always talking about Dreamstreet*
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"It's nice how you can hold it in your hand, like a cookie." -My Vavo on my brothers portable CD player.
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"Oh My God! So YOU'RE ALADDIN!!!" -Cole to Aladdin when he finally found out who the phantom of the quote page was.
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*Andrea and I talking*
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*Andrea, Kim, and I looking for my Vavo. We open the door to the cellar, and she's right in front of us, laughing hysterically, with bag clips on her ears*
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*Andrea and I sitting around, my Vavo walks by*
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*In line at Burger King after All-State Chorus auditions*
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Me: "It's so sad that George Harrison died...now there are only two Beatles left..."
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Cole (*reading this quote page*): "Your mom said wind is bisexual?!? That's SO COOL! My mom would never say wind is bisexual. I want your mom."
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*Me, Cole, and Tracey driving around Fall River, stopped next to a two-seater BMW*
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"What's 15% of $100?" -My mom in Macy's
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*Walking around LaSallette, talking about all the changes they made and where everything was moved*
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"Mom always told me I was powered by the number three." -Felipe
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*In Chem*
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*Explaining Hess's Law*
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Kirsten: "Have you ever talked to him, though?"
Munroe: "My belt fell on his foot once..."
Moi: "I washed it."
Mom: "OOOOHHH! It's DRYYYINNG!!!"
My Mom: "I don't like that Bush, he's going to say something stupid and start another World War!"
Daddio: "He's from Texas, what do you expect?!?"
Moi: "Smart ass? He barely has an ass! It's practically non-existent!" -(Me on Rob D)
Moi: "Why?!?"
Calin: "Oh, I might have a tumor in my liver."
Kate: "Oh, is that all? Just a tumor in your liver?"
Calin: "Well I'd rather have cancer than be pregnant!!!"
Calindy: "Why is everybody leaving?"
Kirsten to Me: "Did he say 'Suck my...?'"
Kir to me: "He doesn't like Indian corn?!?"
Munroe: "Did anyone ever see that show 'Under the Umbrella Tree'?"
Kir: "Aww thanks!"
Munroe: "It's a lovely dye."
Kirsten: "NO! NO!"
Munroe (pushes Kir away): "Beep! Beep! Beep! Don't worry, I'll bring you back. You're just going on a little trip."
Moi: "Grace."
Kirsten: "And your dad's?"
Moi: "John."
Munroe: "Then why is your name so weird? 'Hi, this is my dad, John, and my mom, Grace...I'm Wackatipateya. I don't live in a wigwam but my parents like to pretend.'"
Munroe: "Cause I would get all excited and start punching pillows."
Monique: "Oops! I just started to write 'enjoyment' instead of 'entertainment'."
Calindy: "HAHAHA! Is enjoyment even a word?"
Kir: "Well, one time in Gym class, we were walking and he tripped me in a mud puddle with a golf club..."
Rita: "Are you serious?!?"
Kir: "Unfortunately..."
Jacky: "C'mon Monique! Sing harmony!"
Jenny: "Harmony! THAT'S the place where PASSIONS IS!!!"
Moi: "Now if only we had some bows..."
Kirsten: "Did you just say 'If only we had some boobs?"
Abe: "...Now to put an engine on my plate..."
Me: "???"
Abe: "Well, um, it's a secret...I can tell you it has nothing to do with do with Communist Russia and a cat named Sparkles, absolutely nothing!"
Me: "Yeah, I will."
Mr. Ferrara: "Ok, would you run down to the Caf. and buy me lunch? I like salad, but if they don't have any of that, get a turkey sandwich with dark bread."
Delaveaga (formerly Domingo/Munroe): "Well, I wanted it to be Alisendro, but I'm afraid people would butcher it---like "AL-IS-ANN-DRO" and not "AL-IS-AHN-DRO"...Let me hear how YOU say it."
Me: "...That's it?"
*Kirsten laughs hysterically*
Calindy (to Kara and Lauren): "You should hear her story about the bush and the truck!!!"
*Jordan taps Abe*
Jordan: "I am fat."
*Walks away*
*Monique pushes popcorn from end of bag to front for easier consumption*
Me: "Just like toothpaste, it's comin', it's comin'!" (You see! I'm can be as weird as Calindy, or Kirsten, or the infamous Alisendro even!)
Kyle: "Huh?"
Cal: "Ugh!"
Kyle: "Ugh!"
Cal: "Sorry, I'm random."
Kyle: "My ears are itchy."
*Kyle walks away*
Calin: "Don't do that!"
Kir: "Do what?"
Calin: "You suddenly go away!"
Kir: "Purposely freeze my computer? So then I can...get this...Yippee! Restart the whole friggin' machine?"
Mom: "So what were you doing all that time online?"
Me: "Working on my homepage, talking to peeps..."
Mom: "Oh yeah? Who were you talking to?"
Me: "Ummm...Kirsten, Calindy, Abe, Jacky, lots of people..."
Mom: "So they all have computers?"
Corey: "Wow, Monique, that's a big-ass bag of chips!"
Kirsten: "That's because Monique has a big...appetite!"
Jenn: "The bubbler."
Me: "Yeah, but is it...safe?"
Calindy: "Crab? (to me) Why is she talking about crabs?"
Jenn: "GYPSYS! I want to be a gypsy, that would be SO COOL!"
Rachael: "Was it cheerleading?"
Jenn: "Chilli?!?"
Jenny: "I passed out once when I was getting my eyebrows waxed-"
*Calindy and I laugh hysterically*
Jenny: "What? Does that count? 'Cause it says 'Have you ever passed out due to physical exhaustion or heat?'...and wax is hot..."
Me to random peeps on bus: "The tuna salad at school is really good! I had some today and I thoroughly enjoyed it!"
My Aunt Fil: "What happened to your face?"
Andrea: "It's nothing, I hit it with my keys when I pulled them out of my purse."
Ti Fil: "So why are you home early?"
Andrea: "I felt dizzy, like I was going to pass out..."
Ti Fil: "Are you sure you're not doing anything to get yourself pregnant?"
Guy at Counter to Jenn: "Hi, what can I get you?"
Jenn: "A pretzel."
Monique: "I'll be a screaming girl in the front row! I LOVE YOU, EDDIE!!! HAVE MY BABY!!!...*Kirsten laughs hysterically* ...Oh wait..that didn't make sense..."
Baloo: "You see this necklace? A girl gave me this. And this belt too."
Kir: "Are you cheating on me?!?"
Baloo: "No, no, no, this was all before, I had to get rid of them all, I told them, I was like 'Dude, I'm married now.' and they were like 'No way! You're committed?!?' and I said 'Yeah, my bach days are over...no more fried Spam and beans..."
Me: "What's my best feature?"
Baloo (looks down): "...Your shoes."
Me: "My shoes?!? That's not even a real part of me!"
Baloo: "...Ummm...Your pocketbook..."
Me: "So I guess I'm just so ugly that I have no good features!"
Baloo: "No, your best feature is your hair...when it covers your face."
My Mom: "Are you gonna dress up like a leprechaun?"
Phil: "You know, Monique, out of 45 of the words you just said, 15 of them were 'like'."
B: "Hi B! *pause* Oh, wait..."
Me: *looks at clock* "We should get goin' to Select Chorus..."
Calindy: "Did you just say we should go to Sex Chorus?!?"
Mrs. Carreiro: "I keep telling him to take Physics Prep, but he won't!"
Mrs. Winston: "You should talk to Mr. Crook about it."
Josh Mello: "I don't want to go talk to a teacher about it! Everytime I do, they con me into taking something I don't want to take! Like, all of a sudden now I'm taking Culinary Arts!"
Mrs. Winston: "Do you like Culinary Arts? Are you gonna follow up on it?"
Josh: " NO! I was just at the bubbler, minding my own business, when all of a sudden..."
Munroe: "Did you guys do cool stuff when you were younger? 'Cause I look back and it's awesome! I did so much cool stuff. I loved it. I feel like a Vietnam vet, 'Now tell me how you got shot?'...Calindy must think I'm a fag and a half cause she reads all these quotes."
Me: "Ummm...alien."
Munroe: "By alien, I mean foriegnor."
Munroe: "Writing a riddle. I'm pretending I'm the guy from 'Silence of the Lambs'...the genius who helps find the killer."
Mr. Rearick: "What's this?!?"
Timmy: "No, no, no *hits Rearick's hand away* don't do that!"
Random Kid: "Did he just grab your ass?!?"
Mrs. Keavy: "Excuse me!!! This sounds like too much amusment for a Geometry class!!!"
Dude: "Excuse me, do you have any Italian in you?"
Jenn: "Nooo...why?"
Dude: "Do you want some?"
Mrs. Anselmo: "Jacky! Your ride is here!"
Ivan: "For kids, put like 50! Ha, imagine 50 kids...I wonder if you'd get callused..."
Jenny: "LOOK!!! COWS!!!"
*All run across the street to the fence*
Jenny: "Oh! They're so cute!!!"
Moi: *whips out camera* "Let's take a picture with them!!!"
Robyn: “I have a secret. I went poop last night for my mommy. Don’t tell anybody the secret!!!”
Me: “Ok, I won’t.”
Robyn: “This is Kirsten’s old phone. *whips out cordless phone with no batteries* I’m going to call Kate. *pushes buttons* She wants to talk to you!!! DON’T tell her the secret!!!”
Me: “Hello? Ohhhhh! Robyn, Kate wants to talk to you now."
Robyn: *Hangs up* I don’t want to talk to her! She might have a secret weapon…like BUMBLEBEES!”
Felipe: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm watching what's in the cabinets."
Kir: "It could be 'confide in'..."
Cal: "Yeah, but it could only be 'confide in' in a sexual way..."
Gay school gay!
After school we smoke some hay!
Choke all day in a funny way!
4:20 is the time we light the J!"
-A Poem written on a desk in Mrs. Carreiro's room (go look at it!!!)
My Mom: "What is that? A commercial for ice cream?"
Jenn: "On a bus? Oh, wait..."
Ti Fil: "OH! A telephone!"
Ti Fil: "Are you smoking pot?"
Andrea: "NO! Don't you think if I was smoking pot I'd have the windows open or something?"
Ti Fil: "Well, I don't know! I don't even know what it smells like!"
*The next day, at my cousin Robin's house*
Robin: "Why did you ask Andrea if she was smoking pot?"
Ti Fil: "I don't know! It's what the moms on TV do!"
*Ti Fil walks up to her and sniffs her shirt*
Ti Fil: "HAVE YOU BEEN EATING COTTON CANDY?!?"
Jenn: "You know what I just thought of? What if my name was Rica Suave...not Rico Suave, because that's a boy's name."
Me: "Did you stop changing just to tell us that?"
Jenn: "Yeah." *goes back to bathroom*
My Mom: "Don't call it an 'it'!. Lightning is a girl, thunder is a boy, and wind is bisexual."
Nicole F: "Vulture."
Waiter: "What?"
Nicole: "Vulture!"
Waiter: "Coffee?!?"
Nicole: "VUL-TURE!!!"
Waiter: "I'm confused." *walks away*
Ti Fil: "What is that you're wearing?"
Andrea: "Rob's shirt, I got cold."
Ti Fil: "YOU TOOK YOUR SHIRT OFF?!?"
Ti Fil: "You know, Andrea, it's not good to put crayons in your mouth!"
John E: "I can't find the handles for this thing!...Oh! I found them!"
Becky G: "That's not a handle!!!
Kirsten (to me): "What's my screen name?"
Mr. DeSousa: "Un moteur."
Class: "Un moteur."
DeSous: "Ok, motor, engine, ok? Jigga-ma-jigga doesn't cut it."
Andrea: "Is anyone in the other bathroom?"
Lady: "OHHH! Are you Jose's daughter?"
Andrea: "Yeah..."
Lady: *Starts speaking Portuguese really fast* "...OH! You have to meet my daughter! *Goes in bathroom and opens up stall with girl inside* This is Andrea *Portuguese* yada yada..."
Girl on toilet: "Uhh...hi..."
My Dad to Kevin: "You should tie a rope around that tree so it can grow straight and faster."
My Uncle Franscico: "You know what else works? You piss on it every morning. It's gotta be that morning piss, though."
Kevin: "Really?"
Me: "May 4th."
Mom: "Ooooh! Cinco de Maio!"
Me: "No, that's tomorrow..."
Mom: "Oh...that's right..."
Andrea: "There are so many pigeons outside of school!"
Chris: "If I were a pigeon, I'd hang out at college, too."
and
Still DeSous: "The subjunctive is the gift of humanity."
everywhere!
Houses, houses,
I don't care
Houses, houses
I'm so sleepy
Houses, houses,
weepy-neepy!"
-A poem I made up on Easter...I was very tired.
Jenn: "This is like merging into traffic! ...People should have blinkers on their asses so you know when they're turning...and brake lights, too."
Kirsten: "You bought a ring for a girl?!?"
Manny: "Well, I was with my friend, it was for his girlfriend."
Kir and I: "Yeah, sure."
Manny: "But I did go shopping at Galleria the other day."
Us: "With a girl?"
Manny: "No, with my friend Eric...Eric Smith...*we glare at Manny* ...OKAY! It was my uncle!"
My Mom: "Because, that's where people go to dance, to drink, to socialize, to get acquainted with people..."
Me: "I thought you were going to say 'To get laid'!"
Dad: "Monique!!!"
Me: "Well that's what I thougt she was going to say!!!"
Mom: "No, Monique. That would only be if you met a rich man."
Me: "Yeah..."
Andrea: "Well, are they supposed to be open or closed?"
Ti Fil (to Andrea): "I couldn't find the Special K cereal that you wanted me to buy, so I got this. It's called 'Harmony', and it's for women. It helps those trying to conceive."
Brian (The Voice of THS): “Balfour will be in the commons during lunch this Friday…”
Corey: AL GORE IS COMING TO OUR SCHOOL?!?”
My Mom: *Reading from score sheet* "This test shows his score to be slightly BELOW average?!? Felipe! You have to try harder! What did you get on that test, Monique?"
Me: "Well I didn't take it in 6th grade, but in 7th grade I got a 13.4, freshman in college, four months into it."
Mom: "You hear that?"
Felipe: "Sorry I can't shine and glisten like Monique did!"
Why must you rip me apart?!? Why must you cause me pain?!? You know I long for you, why must you tease me? You cause me to engage in an obsessive search of my metaphysical self. It is all I can do to find a reason to exist without you. I must find a reason, a sort of emotional adhesion to the universe. I know it seems elementry, however true love has cast me into a pit of despair. You and only you are my savior.
-Emanual" -Manny's yearbook message to me
Me: “I’ve never been to McGovern’s before…”
Jenn: “Oh, I have…oh wait, I work there…”
Me: “This pastry is so fun!”
Jenn: “I know!”
Random Guy Behind Us (whom I later found out to be Remy, Nolan’s cousin): “Now, ladies, what classifies a pastry as fun? (to person behind him) These ladies say pastry is fun, and I’m asking them constitutes fun pastry!”
Me: “Well, they’re fun to pick out.”
Remy: “Ohhhh, like this one?” *picks up cupcake with chocolate pieces sticking out*
Me: “Yeah, see that one has wings!”
Remy: “Oh yeah! It does! Like it can fly!!! *pretends he’s going to throw the cupcake and lunges forward* Ha! It looks like it’s gonna hit somebody in the head! *inspects cupcake further* Woah! It really does have wings! Like a maxi pad!” *takes cupcake to his seat*
*10 minutes later*
Jenn from her seat: “Hey Remy, how’s that cupcake?”
Remy: *Holds up uneaten cupcake* “I’m petrified, quite frankly! Hey, you want it? Extra protection!”
*Later*
Remy (to Nolan): “Hey Nolan, look at this cupcake! It’s got wings like a maxi pad! *they examine the red jelly between the “wings”*
Nolan: “Oh, yeah! It’s doing a great protecting already!”
Jenn: “That close was a little hug there!”
My Mom: "Monique, you have to put some syrup on that!"
Me: "But I don't like them that way!"
My Mom: "Come on! Just a tiny little bitch!"
Me: "MOM!"
Mom: "Bit! I mean bit!"
Momma: "Who wants orange juice? Freshly sqeezed!"
Me: "I'm going to quote Hanson in my directory..."
Tim: "What part are you gonna quote? 'Mmmbop ba duba daba dubop' or just 'badu bada badu'?"
Denise: "Hi, are you in Ms. Spicer's Art class?"
Me: "Nooo...I'm here for yearbook..."
Denise: "Oh, you're in yearbook? That's cool. I'm Denise!" *sticks out hand*
Me: "I'm Monique..."
Denise: "Oh-If you hear people say that I bite people, don't believe it. People in this school think I bite people because one time this guy grabbed my arm like cutting off my circulation so I bit him to get out ouf it. I call that self-defense!"
Me: "Uh-huh..."
Denise: "Well, I guess I'll have to give you my phone number so you can come to my Halloween party this Saturday. It's 624-"*waits for me to get something to write it down, realizes I'm not gonna and finishes telling me her number*
Me: "Oh, I can't go, I'm having a birthday party---Oh, HI JENN!" *I run away*
*I really do feel bad for her and I wasn't trying to make fun of her but the phone thing was pretty funny...*
Answering Machine: "Hello, you've reached Roberts family..."
Andrea: "Robert's family?!? But I thought his dad's name was Bruce!"
Robin: "Well, that poster is pretty sexy...he's sitting there on that stack of hay...and you can see his knee!
Lauren: "Let's see, I've got my blanket, boyfriend, and food. Yup, I'm all set!"
Mary: "It's funny how blanket comes before boyfriend."
Lauren: "Well, it's in alphabetical order."
Me: "So wouldn't food come before blanket and boyfriend, then?"
Felipe: "Safety!"
My Mom: "Felipe, you have to stop doing that!!! You're a little boy, not an old woman with gastric problems!!!"
Me: "Sure."
Robyn: "Once a shade went into the ocean and ate a little girl!!! *laughs hysterically*"
Me: "Ohh, Kirsten's my bestest buddy."
Robyn: "My ears are itching!!!"
(To see the true beauty of this quote, see Kyle's quote with Calindy...)
Me: "That skirt's kind of cute..."
Kir: "I think it's ugly."
Me: "Well, it's kinda weird...I don't know if I would wear it, but it looks good on the manican..."
Kir: "You mean the womanican."
Jenny (ever-so enthusiastically): "So, do you guys want to meet for coffee later in the food court?"
Me: "Sure...when do you want to meet?"
Jenny: "How about at 20 of 7? So that's at....*thinks* 6:34? No, wait! 6:35!"
Zach (his friend): "Yeah, Bob Barker, the host of Jeopardy!"
All Felipe's other friends: "Yeah! Jeopardy!!!"
Felipe: "I have more armpit hair than you do."
Ti Fil (looks at Andrea): “Did you get hit by that?!?”
Kirsten: “Is that my phone ringing?! Oh wait, you wouldn’t know…”
Kir: “I’m gonna go to bed. Nighty-night!”
Me: “Bye! Night-night!”
*Kirsten signs off*
*30 seconds later, Kirsten signs on*
Kir: “GUESS WHAT SONG JUST CAME ON RANDOM ON MY WINAMP PLAYLIST!!!”
Me: “Hungry Like the Wolf?”
Kir (at the same time): “HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF!!!!!!!!!”
*Kirsten types “HAHAHA” for a full ten lines of the IM*
Me: “Did you sign back on just to tell me that?”
Kir: “…Yes…goodnight…” *signs off*
Me: "Well, Amy lives down the street, Phil a few streets over, Cameron lives on my street..."
Laura: "Cameron Diaz?!?"
"This music is upsetting my stomach." -My Mom
Me: "Yeah, well I could have more armpit hair than you if I wanted to."
Felipe: "No, you couldn't! My armpit hair is growing rapidly. Look!" *shows me his armpit*
Me: "Wow...impressive."
Felipe: "The other one has more!!!"
"Haha! It looks like you're trying to make out with a shark but it isn't working!!!" -Joey (Singer in Nolan's band)
Jenn: "I wanna go look at my underwear..."
Nicky: "You hear that 'ba-ra-ra-ra' noise in the song?"
Me: "Yeah..."
Nicky: "It sounds like a penis ejaculating!"
Me: "It sounds like a penis attacking you?!?"
Jenn: "Kirsten steals your post-its?!?"
Jenn: "Hey! We went there after prom!!! *honks horn* HI PROM!!!"
My Mom (to Andrea): "Let me see how low those jeans are from your belly button...oh wow! Those are the jeans you wear and your belly button sings 'I'm Comin' Out!'"
Robyn: "Rachel, Rachel! This is my bedroom!!! And THIS is my BATHROBE!!!"
My Mom: "So I saw the next book in the store and I was going to buy it but then I just decided to leave it there for the Irish people to read."
Mrs. Palmer to me: "You should be used to touching everyone because you're in Drama."
Coral Stukus: "Can you be black and Jewish at the same time?"
*Mr. Marx starts to explain and everyone laughs*
Coral (with hostility): "No, 'cause I always ask people what they are and they say Jewish and I'm like, I don't wanna know what religion you are!"
Mike J: "What does it look like?"
Mendes: "It's a multiplication symbol with swooshes on the end."
Ti Fil: "Wingate...Is that his name?"
Kir: "Look at poor Kyle! He has to finish that book and all those girls are hanging around him...let's go save him!"
Me: "How are we going to do that?"
Kir: "I'll just run out there and scream, 'KYLE! I WANT YOUR BABIES!!!"
Dan L: "It wicked sucked when I lost my liscence..."
Nikki C: "What did you lose it for?"
Dan: "No, it wasn't for anything...it just fell out of my wallet...I can't find it..."
Nicole: "Whose baby is she? Elvis, and whose the mother?"
Me: "Priscilla, I think..."
Nicole: "Priscialla D (girl at school)?!?"
Andrea: "I don't think she likes that stuff..."
Ti Rose: "She likes sex?!?"
Ti Rose: "You know those guys?!?"
Mr. Marx: "Alex?"
Al: "My experiment was to see how a nice, easy-going teacher reacts when a student doesn't do his homework."
Girl #1: "OmiGod!!! Have you see the new video?!?"
Girl #2: "No! I never see it on MTV!"
Girl #1: "It's not ON MTV, it's ON NICKELODEON!!!"
Andrea: "Let's go sit next to Vavo (my grandma) and say hi."
Me: "Ok, haha we'll say hi and she'll just go 'hahahahaha...'"
*We go sit next to Vavo*
Andrea and I: "Hi Vavo!"
Vavo: "Hahahahaha..."
Andrea: *Trying to speak Portuguese, my vavo doesn't speak much Engligh* "Vavo, you and Monique faz ou...match."
Vavo: (this is all in Portuguese, translated by me) "Hahaha! It's not 'faz ou match', it's...(starts talking about all the different ways to say that people match, and then starts teach us all these Portuguese words, such as 'coruja' (crOO-shuh) which means owl.) "We say coruja...it doens't matter if it's a boy or girl, we just say 'Ahhh, coruja!'"
Andrea: "Vavo, are you ok? Did I hit you?"
Vavo: *Still laughing* "No, I was just taking these clips off the bags and I thought, 'I should put these on my ears and see what they say.' And look, the blue one matches my sweater! Haha! Faz ou match!!!"
Me: "What's the other word you taught us? For owl?"
Vavo: "Ahh, coruja. Coruja, coruja, it doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl, it's just coruja. Not Tom Cruise, it's coruja!"
Vavo: "Hi...hahahahhahahhahahaha...." *Walks around saying hi to herself in English* *Andrea and I laugh* "Hi...hahahhaa...like those Chinese people on that show (makes funny accent) Hi!!! Hahahahhah!"
Andrea: "Oh, she's talking about Iron Chef."
Vavo: "Yeah! HI! *Bows* Hahahahhahah! Hi..."
Jenn's Mom: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a DOUBLE WHOPPER! Heeheehee, with the mayonaise all dripping down *pretends to eat a burger really fast and makes weird food noise* yayayayayayayaya! *laughs, then turns to Jordan* Hi JOSH! Do you remember me?"
My Mom: "Yeah, John Lennon died a long time ago..."
Felipe: "John Lennon died?!? No he didn't!!!"
Me: "Yes he did! You didn't know that?!?"
Felipe: "Nooo...*thinks*...oh wait, I thought you meant David Lettermen."
Me: "Wow. You definitely can't have sex in that car."
My Mom: "Where did they put the pond?"
Mr. Drewniak: "Okay, now comes the fun stuff-Hess's Law, this is one of my favorites...*some kids laugh*...Hey, don't mess with my man Hess."
Mr. Drewniak: "So, if you're walking around New York for about a block, and all of a sudden you walk into a building..."
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