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.. The Penis List .. the Nuprin penis ~ Little, Yellow, Different. the Equal penis ~ Tastes like Sugar. the Sprite penis ~ Image is nothing:Taste is everything. the Snickers penis ~ It satisfies you. the Alkaseltzer penis ~ Pop pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is. . . the Magnavox penis ~ Smart. Very Smart. the American Express penis ~ Don't leave home without it. the Pringles penis ~ Once you pop, you can't stop the M&M penis ~ Melts in your mouth, not in your hand the Frosted Flakes penis ~ They're GRRREEEAAATTT! the Lucky Charms penis ~ They're magically delicious the Energizer penis ~ It keeps going and going the Right Guard penis ~ Anything less is uncivilized the Jolly Green *Giant* penis ~ Self-explanatory the Campbells Soup penis ~ Mmm mmm good the Ragu penis ~ Comes out chunkier than the rest. the 7-Up penis ~ The UN-penis. the Bud Lite penis ~ Great taste, less filling. the Starburst penis ~ The juice is loose. the Timex penis ~ Takes a lickin and keeps on . . . the Burger King penis ~ Have it your way the Folger's Crystals penis ~ The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup. the Lays penis ~ Betcha can't eat just one. the Borg penis ~ Resistance is futile. the Jell-O penis ~ Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle. the Secret penis ~ Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.