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This past year we have seen many mergers, and anticipating them could mean excellent Market gains. Here are some likely mergers to expect in the future: Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.. W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.. 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW! Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo