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.. You're a Child of the '80's if .. You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come on, we all did) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in ''Thriller'' at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore french rolls on the botom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. Cabbage Patch Kids!! hehe You knew what Willis was ''talkin' 'bout.'' You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.'' You can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.'' You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!!!!!! You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.'' You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.'' You know where to go if you ''wanna go where everybody knows your name.'' You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?) You know what ''Sike'' means. You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants You wanted to be a Goonie You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls. You knew ''The Artist'' when he was humbly called ''Prince.'' You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ''Sam'' to be. You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will clothing...(or nailpolish) You could breakdance, or wished you could. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.(Remember Pong?) You know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''. You remember MC hammer well. You can still sing the rap to ''Fresh Prince of Belair''. You own any cassettes. You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut. Poltergeist freaked you out. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits. You wanted to have an alien like Alf living i your house. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish. You ever had a Swatch Watch. You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare. You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman). You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. You had WonderWoman or Superman underwear. You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. You Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power'' You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can identify with at least half of thislist then you, my friend, are a ''Child of the 80's.'' Send this to anyone that would appreciate going back to this wonderful decade. Was that a great time or what?