
Where the hell are you, how the hell am I suppose to know? I'm no where near ya, if I was, I'd be hitting you on the head as we speak, but we are not speaking are we. Then you have to be listening, cause I can't hear anything.
I'll tell you what I will do, since I don't have a clue what kinda twisted lump of humanity you are. I'll give a list of all the intresting sights to be found in this neck of the woods, that should help you figure out what kinda of twisted lump of humanity I am. If you don't like what you see, then tough.
Internal hellish linkys.
1: The welcome page, Yeah sure, make another entrance, you probally buggered up your last one.
2: The main page, if you bothered to take your time, you would find all the links you need here.
3: Mind Blow Go, if you think you can do better, go on, try me.
4: The Yawn Files. Bets are on, the ball is rolling. Do you really think you stand a chance.
5: The Padded room. This is where all the twisted ideas are hidding. Mind your step.
6: Dirty Low Down Jokes, If you enter, I disclaim all responsibility. The devil made me do it.
7:Technologie's edge, a ripping little violent yarn.
8:3897, what does the future hold for the rich and jaded of today.
9:Domestic Bliss-A little short from my book
10:Dinner with Max-My finest work yet
11:My bodyguard, tuff enough ta eat nails
12:Lotsa sad poems to turn ya off
13:Even more sick degenerated poems
14:So many poems you'll wanna throw up
15:A whole lotta short poems to wasy a lil' time
16:Poems about war
17:Poems about sex
18:Poems inspired by the soundtrack to the Crow
19:My add and starting page. Just the people who have given me FREE stuff.
20:My private link page. Slimmed line for easy access.