As for the rest of you.
I do hope you enjoy this little page.
If you don't,
then shucks, I warned you.
Q:What do you call a New Zealender who enjoys making love on a sheep skin rug?
A:A Necrophiliac.
A:Having to wash the maggots out afterwards.
Q:What is the best thing about being a necrophiliac?
A:All you need to pick up a hot date is a shovel.
Q:What do you call a post op trannie who loves women?
A:A man made dyke
This one is more a debatable question then a joke.
Q:Is necrophilia OK if I give consent in my will?
Two guys are wandering through the desert
Starving.
They come across this rotten, maggot eaten carcass of a cow.
They look at each other
A moment later one leaps forward and engorges himself on the entire carcass,
then lays there with a full stomach,
that rumbles away. fifteen minutes later,
when he can no longer hold it any more,
he vomits the whole entire vile dripping contents of his stomach.
The other guy shows no hesitation and gobbles the whole putrid soup down.
While his wiping his chin the first guy asks.
"Why the hell did you do that"
The other guy grins with chunky slimy bits freckling his teeth
"I knew if I waited around I'd get a hot meal"
Q:What do you call a drag queen who stabs you in the back?
A:A double cross dresser.
Bill clinton is president.
Now that really is a sick joke.
Hightimes-Intresting times breed intresting causes.
Charlie's place-Go on. Go have a chat with charlie
Rotten Dot Com-Well, enter here for some really sick stuff.
Insults-If you really like em, then you can go here
Viz-Crude and rude, you gotta love it
Casino Fantasy-Let's make some money
Cyber Thrill Casino-Fun, fun, fun
Duckman's great wastes of time
Go Postal-Yes you to can have fun with guns and bombs
Jesus Is Lord-Those funny phychotic Cristians
The Christian Gallery-Another phychotic Christian